Sort of a s/o. Last night we were discussing what to do for our 5 year wedding anniversary, of course everything we want to do costs thousands of dollars. So, we got up and did a money dance. We looked completely ridiculous, but we had fun, and it felt so good to be silly for a minute.
We also often just break out into song if we think of one that goes with the moment. I'm a pretty serious person in general so my wife has to snap me out of my own head a lot.
Um. We have a running thing where we try to goose each other. I don't dare bend over too far in front of him, in fear he'll stick his finger in my butt. We're always clothed, so its not like I'm going to get shit on my finger. But still. Its all fun and games until someone gets a finger in the ass.
I'm better at it than he is. lol
OMG we do this too. It gets so bad sometimes we walk up the stairs backwards if we are both going at the same time. DH will legit jump a mile and curse profusely. It's great. I'm also better at it than him.
We have a million inside jokes and are can communicate to each other by speaking in code. For instance; "OMG, she is such a Shana, can you believe he went all Miller on her?"
Only he and I would have a clue what that means. He is always taking pictures of my butt. I swear his phone must be full of pics of me bending over. Sometimes I shake it at him and then run like hell so he can't get a pic.
Um. We have a running thing where we try to goose each other. I don't dare bend over too far in front of him, in fear he'll stick his finger in my butt. We're always clothed, so its not like I'm going to get shit on my finger. But still. Its all fun and games until someone gets a finger in the ass.
I'm better at it than he is. lol
We do this kind of thing too. Every time one of us sits down on the couch we'll try to poke each other in the butt/stick our hand under the other person's butt so they sit on it and you can goose them.
If he yawns and I'm near him, I'll try to stick my finger in his mouth. Hehehe
He pretends like he's going to dutch oven me when we go to bed, but he never really has.
If we're brushing our teeth together before bed I cradle his balls lol
We dry hump each other a lot if we're just standing around, especially in Home Depot.
Instead of kissing a lot of times we'll just barely poke the tip of our tongues out of our mouths, touch tongues then really quickly look away.
Oh and he made up a rule that if either one of us is wearing pants and he gropes me while I'm doing something like cooking dinner, it isn't groping it is "helping".
So if I'm making dinner and he comes in to "give me honka-honkas" or poke my butthole or whatever, he'll do so while chanting "helping, helping, helping".
Um. We have a running thing where we try to goose each other. I don't dare bend over too far in front of him, in fear he'll stick his finger in my butt. We're always clothed, so its not like I'm going to get shit on my finger. But still. Its all fun and games until someone gets a finger in the ass.
I'm better at it than he is. lol
We do this kind of thing too. Every time one of us sits down on the couch we'll try to poke each other in the butt/stick our hand under the other person's butt so they sit on it and you can goose them.
If he yawns and I'm near him, I'll try to stick my finger in his mouth. Hehehe
He pretends like he's going to dutch oven me when we go to bed, but he never really has.
If we're brushing our teeth together before bed I cradle his balls lol
We dry hump each other a lot if we're just standing around, especially in Home Depot.
Instead of kissing a lot of times we'll just barely poke the tip of our tongues out of our mouths, touch tongues then really quickly look away.
I was talking to Wally (yes, our dog) one night. I call him Wallace and Gromit because of the cartoon and H thought I was calling him Wally the Prophet, so that's turned into a 'thing' with us. We also talk for the dogs. Each dog has a different voice.
I swear we're normal.
Oh. And I make a game out of groping his butt whenever we're in public. He's super prude sometimes and I wait until no one is watching or we're walking down an aisle alone and grab his butt. Once I did it when we were walking around and he didn't see me coming and thought some random was grabbing his butt. The look on his face was priceless.
We're such freaks when there is no one around to witness it that I'm not sure I could even explain.
LOL, this is us too. We're giant dorks together. Of course, we're pretty much giant dorks in front of other people too, but it's less sexual in public.
We make up songs to sing to Emily. Ridiculous ones. H makes up songs about her stealing the car to go buy cigarettes. If she ends up a problem child it's his fault.
Sometimes when ones asks for a kiss the other pretends to go in for the kiss and licks their face instead.
Most of our conversations are in movie quotes. Or TV show quotes. "What a fun sexy time for you," is a popular one around here.
My H can be very silly, like I will be trying to have a normal conversation with him and he is doing some kind of dance/karate thing and trying to get me to laugh.
Okay, this won't be funny to anyone else, but one time we were taking a walk outside and we got to another couple, and H took my arm like he was escorting me. Not in a gentleman way, like forcefully escorting me on this walk. I am laughing thinking about it right now. It's probably not funny to anyone else.
We usually wake up within minutes of each other. If I wake up first, I just sit there with my pillow held over his face and when he opens his eyes I say, "OH! You caught me!"
When I get home he usually shouts out, "Go out the back door, my wife is home!!!"
Most of our conversations are in movie quotes. Or TV show quotes. "What a fun sexy time for you," is a popular one around here.
My H can be very silly, like I will be trying to have a normal conversation with him and he is doing some kind of dance/karate thing and trying to get me to laugh.
Okay, this won't be funny to anyone else, but one time we were taking a walk outside and we got to another couple, and H took my arm like he was escorting me. Not in a gentleman way, like forcefully escorting me on this walk. I am laughing thinking about it right now. It's probably not funny to anyone else.
Most of our conversations are in movie quotes. Or TV show quotes. "What a fun sexy time for you," is a popular one around here.
My H can be very silly, like I will be trying to have a normal conversation with him and he is doing some kind of dance/karate thing and trying to get me to laugh.
Okay, this won't be funny to anyone else, but one time we were taking a walk outside and we got to another couple, and H took my arm like he was escorting me. Not in a gentleman way, like forcefully escorting me on this walk. I am laughing thinking about it right now. It's probably not funny to anyone else.
I'm actually in hysterics...this would seriously crack me up.
Most of our conversations are in movie quotes. Or TV show quotes. "What a fun sexy time for you," is a popular one around here.
My H can be very silly, like I will be trying to have a normal conversation with him and he is doing some kind of dance/karate thing and trying to get me to laugh.
Okay, this won't be funny to anyone else, but one time we were taking a walk outside and we got to another couple, and H took my arm like he was escorting me. Not in a gentleman way, like forcefully escorting me on this walk. I am laughing thinking about it right now. It's probably not funny to anyone else.
I'm actually in hysterics...this would seriously crack me up.
Oh and a lot of times if we're walking next to each other somehwere, we'll slowly starting pushing against each other like we're trying to elbow past the other person.
Post by thoseareradishes on May 7, 2013 19:02:19 GMT -5
I stuck my finger in his mouth once when he was yawning and he bit me. Haven't done it since.
Every time he hears a goose, he says it is me farting.
Our mattress is freezing in the winter. The second person into bed is always accused of "making wind" (fanning the sheets too much), which makes the bed even colder.
We usually wake up within minutes of each other. If I wake up first, I just sit there with my pillow held over his face and when he opens his eyes I say, "OH! You caught me!"
When I get home he usually shouts out, "Go out the back door, my wife is home!!!"
He mushroom stamps my face. A lot. He's sneaky and I never see it coming. Fucker.
My wife works late, like 1-2am late some nights so we have a running joke that she has a mistress named Amanda. Whenever someone texts her on her off night I will say something like, "tell her it's my night"