s/o nsfw

[vicky]

the full Farrah video is online.
and there are gifs.

why am i so enthralled with this shit?

lifemisled.com/2013/05/farrah-abrahams-sex-tape-update/

[lucky513]

I cant wait to watch this

[vicky]

the gifs are giving me life right now.

[kaybee85]

lol I JUST tried to watch this from yesterday and the video was taken down. Thank you, vicky!

[vicky]

OMG.
SERIOUSLY.

[kaybee85]

OMG the beginning. I'm already cringing. There's not even any bj yet. Eeeek

[katietornado]

I seriously can't look away and I don't know why. It all just makes me so uncomfortable, and not in the good way.

I love this guy's writeup: "Ok, so a lot of you have been asking about the Farrah Abraham sex tape. For those of you who know nothing about who she is, congratulations. You’re actually better off that way. She was on some Teen Mom shit on MTV and who knew anyone watched that shit. In any event, for a teen mom, she’s not half bad looking. She staged a sex tape with adult film pro James Deen and Deen spilled the beans and informed the public it was staged, etc. In light of this, Farrah sold the rights to the tape to Vivid anyway and made a pathetic short video explaining her decision. Ho needs money, blah blah."

[kaybee85]

Sorry, I'm spamming this. I had to turn it off after 10 seconds because of how embarrassed I am for her. I may get up the gumption to watch it again in a few mins. lol.

This is why my love of reality tv is so weird. I frequently have to change the channel out of discomfort, but keep coming back for more.

[psychmom]

Omg. I'm not cut out to watch hardcore porn.

[katietornado]

May 7, 2013 18:15:47 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

Sorry, I'm spamming this. I had to turn it off after 10 seconds because of how embarrassed I am for her. I may get up the gumption to watch it again in a few mins. lol.

This is why my love of reality tv is so weird. I frequently have to change the channel out of discomfort, but keep coming back for more.

The "banter" in the "limo" is the worst part for me so far.  It's so so bad.  "Am I sexy?  Do you like my dress?"  Ugh, STFU, Farrah.  How did this all happen anyway?  Like if I wanted to make a legit porn I don't even know what the first step would be, but boom, 21-year-old moron figures it out and just does it...like, a lot.  There are so many scenes.  The limo, the shower, the bedroom...this wasn't a drunken mistake or something.

[spitforspat]

Big ups to James Dean for not losing his boner every time she opened her mouth. Dudes a pro.

[hisno1girl]

I can't stop looking at some NSFW GIFs.

For example:

THIS ONE

^That gentlemen is impressive even if he is wearing chaps.

[vicky]

just for you, his. 

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[Jalapeñomel]

I went to go download the latest teen mom episode and all that came up was the sex tape.

[ndolehan]

Why do I click on these things? I KNOW what they're going to be *sigh*.

I can't believe she did this - and yeah, why would you take your dad/daughter to sell the tape? I would be SO embarrassed! It's sad how messed up she must be to do this.

And by loser boys, she must mean men who won't let her walk all over them and don't want to be her sugar daddy.

[hisno1girl]

May 7, 2013 18:18:41 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

I cannot believe she took her DAD and fucking daughter with her to Vivid's office to sell this.

I can't even form a complete sentence thinking about that.

No. She. Did. Not.

No.

No.

[Kore]

There's nothing less sexy than a BJ with a semi-flaccid penis.

[katietornado]

May 7, 2013 18:58:56 GMT -5 ndolehan said:

Why do I click on these things? I KNOW what they're going to be *sigh*.

I can't believe she did this - and yeah, why would you take your dad/daughter to sell the tape? I would be SO embarrassed! It's sad how messed up she must be to do this.

And by loser boys, she must mean men who won't let her walk all over them and don't want to be her sugar daddy.

Until right this minute I justified this the tiniest bit because I thought Farrah's dad was her lawyer.  Turns out he's not a lawyer.  Like, not even a little bit.

www.linkedin.com/pub/mike-abraham/3/435/a93

Ugh what even goes through your head when your daughter is taking you to negotiate the sale of the graphic porn she made and her 4-year-old daughter is with you?  OMFG I can't.  And how is it that she found a babysitter so she could MAKE the porn, but not so she could SELL it?

[Deleted]

Worst boobs ever looks like she has two big macs under her nipples.

[vicky]

May 7, 2013 19:14:58 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

May 7, 2013 19:12:16 GMT -5 katietornado said:

Until right this minute I justified this the tiniest bit because I thought Farrah's dad was her lawyer.  Turns out he's not a lawyer.  Like, not even a little bit.

www.linkedin.com/pub/mike-abraham/3/435/a93

Ugh what even goes through your head when your daughter is taking you to negotiate the sale of the graphic porn she made and her 4-year-old daughter is with you?  OMFG I can't.  And how is it that she found a babysitter so she could MAKE the porn, but not so she could SELL it?

lol at "MTV Talent and Cast Member"

Talent? Mmmmmk.

you doubt her talent?  her amazing single!
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QJuu_4SR8-Y

[katietornado]

Oh God. She has another video called "Shef Sophia." Is that spelling a joke? If so, I don't get it.

[jellybean]

May 7, 2013 19:21:59 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

May 7, 2013 19:19:12 GMT -5 vicky said:

you doubt her talent?  her amazing single!
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QJuu_4SR8-Y

Wtf?! Wow. That is even worse than Paris' song!

[Kore]

May 7, 2013 19:19:12 GMT -5 vicky said:

May 7, 2013 19:14:58 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

lol at "MTV Talent and Cast Member"

Talent? Mmmmmk.

you doubt her talent?  her amazing single!
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QJuu_4SR8-Y

I feel like I need to be reeeeally high to understand what I'm hearing.

[Saint Monica]

I would totally make a porno with Farrah's dad. I think he is wicked hot.

[TrickyBob]

Did they take the full version down?

[Deleted]

Seriously... Its asking me for donations! I don't pay for my porn!

[Yankees21]

May 7, 2013 19:43:20 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Good Lord.. That was the most boring porno I've ever seen.

Seriously, ten minutes of talking about the lingerie you are going to put on?! 

[Kore]

May 7, 2013 20:09:08 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Physical release

Heh

[TrickyBob]

Well now I'm bummed I didn't watch it earlier today.


Her boobs look like hershey kisses.


And you can notice her asshole gaping open in the 5 minute clip. I only looked closer thanks to the asshole shaving thread. Omg.

[Deleted]

I'm going to watch this this weekend. Lol z