s/o nsfw

[TrickyBob]

May 7, 2013 20:28:09 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Ewww TrickyBob

Part of it was, I was watching it and I'm all; what is that hanging down?


Curiosity absolutely kills the cat. 

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Its kinda funny that he's coaching her.

[firedancer49]

I may have just told dh we would watch this after. He said all porns are better on mute and fast forward anyways. Haha

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May 7, 2013 20:47:51 GMT -5 TR said:

May 7, 2013 20:33:19 GMT -5 @kande818 said:

Its kinda funny that he's coaching her.

More than that, he totally manhandles her ito position like trainers do with show dogs, lol.

Potato, potahto

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Ugh those boobs are horrible...why would you pay for those?!

[justkly]

She has a classic Refund Gap. That is exactly why you don't look for a deal when shopping for a plastic surgeon.

[justkly]

May 7, 2013 21:06:57 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

May 7, 2013 21:04:00 GMT -5 justkly said:

She has a classic Refund Gap. That is exactly why you don't look for a deal when shopping for a plastic surgeon.

Is there anything can be done about the gap? I thought if you had a natural gap there was nothing that could be done.

I really don't think her boobs are bad. I just don't think they've totally settled yet.

That should not happen, but can if you don't use a skilled surgeon or the proper size/shaped implant.  They are not placed properly.  The pocket that the doctor created for the implants to sit in (either under or over the muscle) is spaced too far apart. I believe she's had them about a year, so they are settled. Those bad boys aren't moving. 

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I actually don't think it's a bad porn. Most porns are laughable, and I've seen worse ones by far. I also think she has a pretty amazing body. The boob job isn't the best, but it's not totally horrible.

I don't even judge her that much for doing a porn. I know I'd consider it if I were offered a million dollars. I just side eye her for getting her dad involved in negotiations (ewwwwww), and then for all of the denying and playing it off as a personal tape. Whatever. If that's the decision you made, then own it.

[shostakovich]

That is way closer to her number 7 than I'm sure most people ever thought they would get.

Also, I started tallying the number of times she said 'baby,' but lost count after 35.

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May 7, 2013 18:15:47 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

Sorry, I'm spamming this. I had to turn it off after 10 seconds because of how embarrassed I am for her. I may get up the gumption to watch it again in a few mins. lol.

This is why my love of reality tv is so weird. I frequently have to change the channel out of discomfort, but keep coming back for more.

OMG me too.  I feel like I could make a better sex tape than that ... grossssss

[mirandahobbes]

Are we just assuming there is dick washing occurring in between acts? Otherwise, there is dick going straight from her ass to her vagina, and sometimes from her ass to her mouth. She may as well just wipe back to front if that's what she does.

[TrickyBob]

May 7, 2013 23:42:46 GMT -5 mirandahobbes said:

Are we just assuming there is dick washing occurring in between acts? Otherwise, there is dick going straight from her ass to her vagina, and sometimes from her ass to her mouth. She may as well just wipe back to front if that's what she does.

Welllll....there ARE lots of people out there who like ATM (ass-to-mouth) so who knows. But I've pondered the same thing, I hope he washed.

I'm still very surprised she didn't use a condom. I feel like if you have a baby at 16, are on a teen mom show, and then make a porno - somewhere along there you should perhaps teach people how to wrap it. Since we KNOW lots of teen boys will be watching this. Ha. 

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Oh, yes, the ass to vag action really bothered me. I meant to mention this and forgot.

[LeggsBenedict]

you never go ass to mouth!!!

[TrickyBob]

I never did get to see the whole porn and I'm not paying for it. But if he keeps going back and forth...CONDOM! Ugh, I would not want my ass all over my vag or in my mouth. Ew.

[nursewife]

May 7, 2013 23:48:40 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Oh, yes, the ass to vag action really bothered me. I meant to mention this and forgot.

That's so nasty!! I so wish she would just own her choice. I think it would have gone over a bit better. She still would have looked like a bad mother, but now she's a bad mom and lying liar who lies.

[katietornado]

May 7, 2013 22:15:52 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

That is way closer to her number 7 than I'm sure most people ever thought they would get.

Also, I started tallying the number of times she said 'baby,' but lost count after 35.

Her mom calls Sophia "baby" non-stop on the show. "Hi Farrah! Baby and I miss you!" We and she called her "Baby Goo" for a long time. Oh God, so many jokes.

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I am more annoyed than I should be that I missed this last night. I'm not paying for it!