If you woke up tomorrow a different gender

[karmasabiotch]

Measure it. I'll need to know if I can show it off with pride.

[snickers]

May 8, 2013 8:20:30 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jerk off, play with my balls, find something to stick my peen in.

These 3 things exactly.

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get myself promoted to the next highest position (at least) and put something in place that day that ensured that i'd keep that promotion once i returned to being a woman.

walk around enjoying white male privilege. you know, presuming that whatever life choices i make are the "right" ones and will be supported by society and/or my stay at home wife no matter what; accepting as absolute fact that most of my elected leaders look like me, as well as leaders of every single industry, on earth; question whether the reactions of women/people of color are just being "too sensitive" because i can without any self-reflection; drive like shit and then blame women and asian drivers out on the road for all of my mistakes, etc.



and then all the stuff kevin said.

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Oh wait, do I have to be a black man?

I'm going to need to change my responses. Slapping would be a poor course of action. Don't see too much of a raise happening either.

I suppose I'd just stay home and jerk off.

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i just presumed if i'm going to switch gender, i'm going all out. i want ALL the privileges.

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I AM JUST GOING TO SAY A GREAT BIG THANKS FOR THIS THREAD!!! I am having such a bad day ( see my thread) so I am just gutting myself laughing with tears streaming.

I would be ditto, on all of it and maybe have to compare with my "man" friends.. lol   *-)

[pantsparty]

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I was about to change my response to "try comprehend and figure out why men are such asshats and completely incapable of effective communication with their partners,  then  return to my female state, develop a cure and win the Nobel prize."   Then I realized that I would be a guy and I'd have my hands all over my junk for a month and would copletley forget that I should communicate effectively with anyone other than Dick Johnson so it would never happen.