Had the best sex with my boyfriend

[Jam]

That sounds exhausting.

I prefer to keep it below 30 minutes. If I orgasm too much I literally want to curl up into a ball and die.

Did he actually ejaculate all twelve times? I'm curious now. The most I can accept as believable is 8 times in a twelve hour period.

[monkeyknifefight]

[hisno1girl]

Jun 11, 2012 9:09:10 GMT -5 @sweetcuppincakes said:

Sorry you were lacking in foresight and married a douchebag?

Sounds like they are both a couple of assholes since he treats her like a piece of furniture and she is fucking around.

[vicky]

Jun 11, 2012 8:42:02 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Jun 11, 2012 8:38:02 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

So much this. Any longer than 45 minutes and I'm counting ceiling tiles, wondering when it's going to end so I can go to sleep.

I dated a guy who was very proud of his endurance. When we hit the hour mark, I just wanted him to finish the fuck up. It was not a pleasant experience. lol

Yeah, I dated one of these. I just... ech.. things started to hurt down there and I got annoyed.

[pollyprissypants]

Jun 11, 2012 9:10:35 GMT -5 frkls said:

Jun 11, 2012 9:07:41 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Of course. Haven't you read 50 Shades of Gray?

this is what i was thinking. she wasn't in a hotel with champagne and more orgasms than she can count. she's in her own bed with her copy of fifty shades and her vibrator. it's just like having your own imaginary "boyfriend." next, she'll be telling us about his flying her around in his helicopter

This is exactly what I thought when I read the OP. I don't buy it, not for one second.

[flex]

I'll be willing to bet she'd be a stick of furniture to officefudkbuddy if she hung around with him long enough.

I think this is 50 Shades of Grey MUD.

[meadowlark]

Jun 11, 2012 8:09:06 GMT -5 finallysatisfied said:

I'm a regular

First, I doubt it. Second, are you a male? Look to the left. Not that it makes any difference...

[Linie]

Jun 11, 2012 8:54:09 GMT -5 momnteach said:

How could you even walk the next day?

I am hurting for you ! Ouch

[fluff]

[TrickyBob]

I needed someone to judge and the OP provided that for the day.

How hard is it to get divorced? Seriously. The end result is all the same except once your Husband finds out you've been whoring it up, it's just going to get even uglier.

Maybe he wants to sleep with other people too? Maybe since you're SO willing to fuck other people, you don't give your own Husband attention and he treats you like furniture because you're about as good as a hole in watermelon?

[Muddled]

Jun 11, 2012 8:56:41 GMT -5 RBL said:

Jun 11, 2012 8:55:47 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Can a guy really have sex 12 times in a night? That doesn't seem normal?

Little blue pills maybe?

Or he's 16.

[chedominique]

Jun 11, 2012 10:21:59 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

I needed someone to judge and the OP provided that for the day.

How hard is it to get divorced? Seriously. The end result is all the same except once your Husband finds out you've been whoring it up, it's just going to get even uglier.

Maybe he wants to sleep with other people too? Maybe since you're SO willing to fuck other people, you don't give your own Husband attention and he treats you like furniture because you're about as good as a hole in watermelon?

Pure entertainment for my sucky day.

[emjacobs]

[deanlicker78]

Jun 11, 2012 10:21:59 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

I needed someone to judge and the OP provided that for the day.

How hard is it to get divorced? Seriously. The end result is all the same except once your Husband finds out you've been whoring it up, it's just going to get even uglier.

Maybe he wants to sleep with other people too? Maybe since you're SO willing to fuck other people, you don't give your own Husband attention and he treats you like furniture because you're about as good as a hole in watermelon?

[vaportrail]

Jun 11, 2012 9:26:48 GMT -5 @booby said:

45 minutes? an hour?
listen, my ceiling is like, 10 minutes. anything more than that, i get annoyed. i have things to do!

so much this ^^^^

[runforrest]

Champagne and chocolate covered strawberries is so cheesy - this guy sounds like he has zero game, so I'm going to side-eye and not believe the "12 times in one night" shizz.

Did he also tell you your eyes are the windows into your soul or some shit?

[blackkitty]

That's so funny because when you were having sex with your boyfriend, I was having sex with your husband! YWIA :drink:

[PinkSquirrel]

Jun 11, 2012 9:31:14 GMT -5 frkls said:

Jun 11, 2012 9:28:24 GMT -5 Nicole said:

Amen

i dont' like foreplay. there, i said it. i found out one day that kendra (playboy kendra) also doesn't like foreplay and that about 10% of women like to just get to it. being able to tell dh that i like kendra-esque sex made it easier to break the news. LOL

How did I not know this. This will definitely help my cause

[cleo29]

I hate when they don't come back. booo

[verycontrary247]

I bet she replied at some point to throw suspicion off herself.

[Lauren88]

Jun 11, 2012 11:40:18 GMT -5 verycontrary247 said:

I bet she replied at some point to throw suspicion off herself.

:Y: I was thinking the same thing. I really wish they would just out their self. Since she's so excited and proud about this new guy and cheating on her H she should just fess up. But since she knows she's a deceitful asshole, she's going to hide behind her AE. Pussy.

[TrickyBob]

Jun 11, 2012 11:42:28 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

Jun 11, 2012 10:21:59 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

I needed someone to judge and the OP provided that for the day.

How hard is it to get divorced? Seriously. The end result is all the same except once your Husband finds out you've been whoring it up, it's just going to get even uglier.

Maybe he wants to sleep with other people too? Maybe since you're SO willing to fuck other people, you don't give your own Husband attention and he treats you like furniture because you're about as good as a hole in watermelon?

Actually it can be quite difficult. But I dont see the point in continuing to live together.

I was thinking more along the lines of "we need to talk; I don't really feel our marriage is working out". That kind of easy, not the legal aspect of it because I know that can be very long and drawn out. Granted, I'm sure it isn't that easy to bring up divorce either.

I'm just in the camp of "if you're going to cheat on your spouse, get divorced first." But I know what you're saying.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Spoiler alert:
The sex will not be nearly as exciting after you and your husband get divorced. Part of why it's so great is because there's the element of danger. Sorry to rain on your parade.
YWIA.

[ralphlauren]

Why not get a divorced? You are gross

[idoinjuly]

Jun 11, 2012 9:26:48 GMT -5 @booby said:

45 minutes? an hour?
listen, my ceiling is like, 10 minutes. anything more than that, i get annoyed. i have things to do!

Exactly, except I can mayyyyybe go for 15.

[tulip]

Omg!! How the fuck did I miss this?

OP you aren't that hot or sexy, if you were that "stud" wouldn't have lasted 15 minutes in the act. Stop kidding yourself.

Get a counselor & a divorce. Become an escort because if you can take it from a "well endowed" man 12x you have a career.

[candyapple]

But it says your gender is male?

Also, don't you feel guilty?

What about your betrayal?