Flamefuls/whatevers?

[walterismydog]

[sake]

I just want her to come back and say SOMETHING. I mean, basically she could say anything. But the fact that she hasn't returned makes me feel like she is probably going to return under a different name or something.

I'm also kind of sad, b/c I liked her. I really don't want her to be fake.

[sake]

May 14, 2013 11:35:31 GMT -5 walterismydog said:

Where do you guys always find your awesome gifs? I never post gifs b/c I can never find great ones. At least not great ones that apply to anything we're discussing. 

[walterismydog]

May 14, 2013 11:38:05 GMT -5 sake said:

May 14, 2013 11:35:31 GMT -5 walterismydog said:

Where do you guys always find your awesome gifs? I never post gifs b/c I can never find great ones. At least not great ones that apply to anything we're discussing. 

i bookmark tons of them for use later, and i also use tumblr a lot.

[oregonpachey]

I am on the most boring training session about communication and teamwork ever............

So I am multi-tasking and posting and playing Candy Crush. Thank God I am remote so I can do this.

[pantsparty]

I only read the first 8 or so pages. Once I think someone is faking their identity, I just don't care anymore. I wasn't all that invested in her, anyway.

My mom just accidentally spoiled the fact that one of my cousins is pregnant. I talked with my cousin on Gchat last week and she said we should talk THIS week. My mom just texted me a little card they sent out saying they are pregnant. I'm sure she was going to tell me this week or my card is on the way. LOL, way to go, Mom!

[Yankees21]

I don't remember the last time I went to the dentist. I think I would know if I had a cavity (right?) but I really need to go get a cleaning, I've just been lazy.

[circa1978]

Tamb, I feel like it's something your OB would notice. This assumption brought to you by the fact that my mother discovered her prolapsed uterus when it, um, prolapsed. Like, she saw it. I was 13 or 14 and it scarred me for life. I think I was the only one doing kegels in junior high.

[cheeseandcrackers]

Congrats on losing weight!
L&L isn't coming back. My guess is that some of her stuff was real, other things were just exaggerating stories... but hey, it was amusing to say the least.
i bought a bikini at walmart for 17 bucks total.. not flameful, i just think it's cute ha

[papie]

I am eating some of the delicious chocolates MIL got me for MD. I already ate 4. I must stop.

[mrsukyankee]

My flameful confession: I just came home and found that the dog had rolled in fox poo. I don't want to deal with it so I'm going to plead ignorance and tell my DH when he comes home that the dog ignored me (which does happen when only one of us is home) so I didn't notice it. He's not super smelly but I could see the matting and just didn't want to deal.

[anlo]

Fuck. Someone go over there and yell possum!

[lilybug]

May 14, 2013 11:49:12 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I am finally wondering if I have uterine prolapse. People have mentioned it a couple of times when I've been complaining about my various pelvic "issues." Does anyone/has anyone had it? I am reading it can cause constipation, but can it make you poop more? Would my OBGYN necessarily have noticed during a pelvic exam? I have had one of those, plus and IUD insertion and removal since giving birth, so it seems like he would have noticed if something wasn't right...

He definitely would have noticed a prolapse. And I don't think it would make you poop more. Of all the things that can cause pain / discomfort down there, a prolapse is usually pretty obvious.

[luckyval]

I totally turned the guilt trip my mom's been serving me back around on her. Not exactly taking the high road, but it felt good.

She has taught me well

[margotmacomber]

I keep typing and deleting, typing and deleting.  So my flameful now is that I'm just a tease.

[walterismydog]

OH! I just remembered the CUTEST thing from last night: New Guy (I'm officially changing his nest name to Fly, because he's a fly fisherman)and I were out to dinner and his sister facetimed him, so he turned the phone so we could both see and his little niece, who is 3, put her face WAY up close to the screen and was squinting at me trying to get a good look. It was really cute. It's also cute and swoony that he has told both of his sisters about me. I think this is a good sign.

ETA: I think I hate the name fly. Fuck. I don't know what to call him on here but I'm sick and tired of "new guy" lol. 

[Deleted]

My boss just IM'd me asking if I was 'jamming out to' Miley Cyrus.   haha Guess my Bieber Pandora radio station has been found out. NSync is playing now. 

I am so bloated today omg. I had to unbutton my jeans when I sat down this morning. And all of my jeans are tight. And I'm peeing every 10 seconds. So naturally I'm convinced I'm pregnant already. Because I'm crazy. Someone tell me I'm being crazy and threaten to banish me to TB. 

I had a diet coke and cinnamon sugar bagel for breakfast this morning. 

[thebamker]

May 14, 2013 11:46:56 GMT -5 Que? said:

Some of you really care too much about shit around here.

not possible.

[glassofsyrah]

May 14, 2013 12:14:33 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

May 14, 2013 12:11:45 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Wouldn't the time come out of their maternity leave? I think I would rather have extra time with the baby than use it beforehand.

Yes, it does.  I don't get it either.  But it seems to be awfully common.  I remember it from my first pregnancy too.  When I was put on bed rest at 9 months, I got a lot of weird "ooh, you're so lucky!"s.

I went out 5 weeks early both pregnancies and it did not come out of my maternity leave.  It was considered disability, I think.  I thought it was glorious to sit around with nothing to do but wait.  I am super lazy though and don't particularly enjoy my job, so there's that.

[walterismydog]

May 14, 2013 12:22:10 GMT -5 tators said:

and I just ate cinnamon toast crunch for breakfast. Where is the "I regret nothing chicken" when you need it?

I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 

[Deleted]

May 14, 2013 12:19:27 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 14, 2013 12:17:47 GMT -5 @utahlove13 said:

I am so bloated today omg. I had to unbutton my jeans when I sat down this morning. And all of my jeans are tight. And I'm peeing every 10 seconds. So naturally I'm convinced I'm pregnant already. Because I'm crazy. Someone tell me I'm being crazy and threaten to banish me to TB. 

It is a cruel joke that early pg symptoms are basically the same as PMS symptoms.

It really is. The thing is, I have never ever really felt 'bloated' before AF shows up. Like, my only indication that I'm PMSing is I'm insanely bitchy and cranky, which I haven't been lately. But, I've been so irregular for years I don't really know my own body. TTC, you suck. 

Although, now that I think about it, I did cry about my sister not saying thank you for the birthday card I sent her and her not telling me she got into the business college yesterday. So, maybe it is PMS. lol. 

[lilybug]

May 14, 2013 12:11:47 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 14, 2013 12:05:38 GMT -5 lilybug said:

He definitely would have noticed a prolapse. And I don't think it would make you poop more. Of all the things that can cause pain / discomfort down there, a prolapse is usually pretty obvious.

Even if it is just mild? I feel weird down there sometimes, and I don't know if it's from tearing or just a fucked up pelvic floor. Plus with the IBS or whatever.. I just wonder if it is all connected.

If he was paying any attention at all, he'd notice it. It could be something more subtle with the muscles, ligaments, etc, but if your ute was actually falling through your cervix, even a little bit, it would definitely be something he'd notice.

[Deleted]

May 14, 2013 12:20:35 GMT -5 tators said:

May 14, 2013 12:17:47 GMT -5 @utahlove13 said:

My boss just IM'd me asking if I was 'jamming out to' Miley Cyrus.   haha Guess my Bieber Pandora radio station has been found out. NSync is playing now. 

I love this.

A few weeks ago I was listening to Cherry Pie (shuddup) and she IM'd me asking 'what the heck I was listening to' hahahaha. She sits right next to me in our cubes so I guess my music is a tad loud. But I need to drown out my other neighbor somehow! 

[cheeseandcrackers]

May 14, 2013 12:24:13 GMT -5 @utahlove13 said:

May 14, 2013 12:19:27 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

It is a cruel joke that early pg symptoms are basically the same as PMS symptoms.

It really is. The thing is, I have never ever really felt 'bloated' before AF shows up. Like, my only indication that I'm PMSing is I'm insanely bitchy and cranky, which I haven't been lately. But, I've been so irregular for years I don't really know my own body. TTC, you suck. 

Although, now that I think about it, I did cry about my sister not saying thank you for the birthday card I sent her and her not telling me she got into the business college yesterday. So, maybe it is PMS. lol. 

when was the last time you had your period? have you been eating a lot of sodium the last several days? 

[Deleted]

I was home 8 weeks before I delivered and I was miserable towards the end. All I did all day for most of those weeks was sit on TK, TN, and TB all day talking to people. While I liked that part not really being able to do anything sucked.

[sake]

May 14, 2013 12:24:13 GMT -5 @utahlove13 said:

May 14, 2013 12:19:27 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

It is a cruel joke that early pg symptoms are basically the same as PMS symptoms.

It really is. The thing is, I have never ever really felt 'bloated' before AF shows up. Like, my only indication that I'm PMSing is I'm insanely bitchy and cranky, which I haven't been lately. But, I've been so irregular for years I don't really know my own body. TTC, you suck. 

Although, now that I think about it, I did cry about my sister not saying thank you for the birthday card I sent her and her not telling me she got into the business college yesterday. So, maybe it is PMS. lol. 

POAS ALREADY!

[Deleted]

cheeseandcrackers my last period was April 24th so I'm not due to get AF for another weekish (8 days according to period tracker! lol) so it totally could be PMS. But I've never really had noticeable physical PMS signs ever. Sodium...hmm...Not any more than usual I guess. I did gain a few pounds after going off BCP but this is the first time I noticed how damn tight my jeans are and that I'm all bloaty.

My body is usually so nice to me when it comes to AF! Wah!

sake I'm not even late yet!! I'm only 6dpo at the most. I might go to walmart after my lunch meeting just for the hell of it though. 

[Deleted]

My flameful is I'm in a really dark place right now and I have some huge decisions that I need to make and none of them can be taken lightly. I need to stop thinking about what is best for everyone else and start thinking what is best for me. I really don't know what is going to happen but right now I really feel really shitty.

[bania]

H made me the best bubble bath last night. He's home right now (day off) cleaning the kitchen for me. He will probably have a meal made for me when I go home for lunch later. Sometimes I think he would make a great house husband.

[VeryViolet]

I went to go pick up takeout last night. I put my dog in the car. Of course thanks to here I am staring down my car the whole time I am in the restaurant waiting for someone to break my window. So these two high school girls come up to car and start talking to my dog (he is cute, fluffy, and flirty). In my head I was all, "I will shank a bitch if she goes for my window", all while calculating how quickly I could make it out there. Meanwhile these girls couldn't have been much older than 17 and they were clearly just all "squeeeeeee dog". I think I have officially lost my mind.

My husband has decided to be a giant dick. He also just got back from 4 days at a bachelor party but even that couldn't inspire him to pull his head out of his ass. He is super stressed about work and some family issues so I know why he is acting this way. It does not make me want to nut punch him any less. Seriously asshole be excited to see your pregnant wife after being gone how about that?? Oh and to make it better he decided to get into a fight with me on the phone right before his flight home. So I was convinced his plane was going to crash and this was the last conversation we would have had so I hysterically cried (have I mentioned my anxiety has been off the charts). He is an awesome husband and usually gives me so little to bitch about but when he gets like this I seriously want to cry and yell at him all at the same time. 

My MIL, who is not my favorite person, has sent me a few emails about how she has been thinking about me/worried/how am I feeling. They are really probably innocent and well meaning but I just don't feel comfortable talking to her about everything that has happened. It is partly because I am just not the type of person to talk about hard things with more than a few people. Even with my mom I waited until I could do it without crying. But I know the other part is because I just don't like or trust my MIL. I feel kind of guilty because I know this is her first grandchild and she is curious. However, she also sent my mom a shitty email when everything was happening and because of that I just refuse to meet her in the middle. I have to see her this weekend and I know she is going to try and talk to me about it, my plan is to just change the subject. Sorry this was rambling I just needed to get it out.