I don't have the energy to type this story twice.

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imselfinvolved.blogspot.com/2013/05/a-love-letter-to-public-restroom.html

Witness my shame. lol

[thebuddhagouda]

Oh honey. Come here and let me hug you.

[hbear]

I lol'd! A lot!

ETA: I'm also sorry. 

[nicanmatt]

OMG.OMG.OMG.

WHY is there no restroom?? I don't understand? WHY???

I hope the rest of your day gets much MUCH better. I'm sure they had a blast, and I hope that they don't ask to go again anytime soon!

[Deleted]

I whole world should have a restroom. My suburban ass demands it!

[Deleted]

OMG!

The peeing straight up had me laugh out loud!

[bcv513]

Oh stellas! I am laughing with you, not at you. Good thing they're cute huh?

[cleo29]

A new low in the role of mom.

Seriously, that stinks. I do think having that in your neighborhood is pretty neat though.

[thebuddhagouda]

I cannot fathom a public water/swimsuit required area without a restroom.

[janegold]

I really don't think I have the energy necessary to have children. Or the tolerance of bodily fluids.

[soozy87]

lol!

[deanlicker78]

What idiot decided, "Naah, we don't need no stinking bathroom here!" You poor thing!

[Deleted]

Ok, so there IS a bathroom, but its connected to the pool that isn't open 9 months a year, while the splash pad operates year round. I tried the bathroom immediately after we got there and they had it locked.

Eff the police.

[winelady]

I laughed! I could see this happening to me! Have a drink, you need it.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

I feel like this is a good place to tell you this, then- last year, our vacation to the Smokey Mountains was cut short because we lost power in our rented house. that had well water, necessitating power to flush. You see where this is going right? I pooped in a red solo cup.

Also! My nephew had to pee in Disneyworld, right as we were going to board a monorail- one we'd been waiting 45 minutes for. So he peed in a ziploc bag with a diaper in the bottom. Sorry, Mickey

[Kit]

I don't mean to LOL but it's kind of funny!

I'm sorry!

[bella427]

I can totally relate to this. You try so hard to think of everything so they can have fun "carefree" afternoon and then it all goes to shit! Pun intended. You're doing a great job, lady!

[partiallysunny]

OMG! I think I love you. I can see myself doing exactly what you did.

[miniroller]

Definitely joining the lol's!!!! (Full of hearty sympathetic respect tho, Stella's!) Um, not to bring further ickiness, but can you IMAGINE how much urine is floating around that splash pad?!? Gah...

[ax2]

Oh dear. I love this story, mostly because it wasn't me.

[anlo]

Why do your kids hate you?

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May 14, 2013 15:05:57 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

I feel like this is a good place to tell you this, then- last year, our vacation to the Smokey Mountains was cut short because we lost power in our rented house. that had well water, necessitating power to flush. You see where this is going right? I pooped in a red solo cup.

Also! My nephew had to pee in Disneyworld, right as we were going to board a monorail- one we'd been waiting 45 minutes for. So he peed in a ziploc bag with a diaper in the bottom. Sorry, Mickey

"Red Solo CUP! I fill you UP!"

[cheeseandcrackers]

oh my gosh

[cc]

<--tears of laughter.

This is totally something that would happen to me.

[eb777888]

LOL!!! OMG, Stellas. What a hell of a day!

[Deleted]

I'm dying. I swear I have lived this day!! I hope you are enjoying some wine tonight!

[fluffaluff]

LOL! What a great mom I don't think I would have bothered using a bag..just hide behind the bush and get to fertilizing!

[shoeless]

OMG I am dying!!!!! You poor thing.

[LauraMoser]

LOL. Especially about the peeing straight up. I do not look forward to the age where DS will inevitably do something similar.

Go have a big ole drink, you deserve after all that.

[sporky]

Ok, I was doing fine until I got the part where he was just randomly peeing all over himself and then ran thru the water to get clean. I died, I tell you!