What makes people decide to post these on a PUBLIC site, I have no idea..
OMG Nooooooo!!!!!! And WHY?!?!?! Why does he think anyone wants to see his small penis or his asshole? omg. The asshole pic is particularly funny. I mean, I can get what is going through a guy's mind when he thinks a chick cares what his penis looks like, but do they really think we care about asshole appearance? I am happy to say that I do not know what DH's asshole looks like, and I prefer it that way.
I thought you used a slang phrase that I didn't know. Spreading the cheese = spreading the ass cheeks. lol. That doesn't even make sense, but I didn't question it. Ha.