"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown
Where you have to lock yourself in a bathroom stall at work and cry.
I really hate people sometimes.
Just had to get that out.
There's only one way to solve this:
THIS is why I love you guys. Thanks for making me smile. I didn't want to be the pity party of 1 girl today but I was in the bathroom and had my phone and it seemed natural to turn here.
THIS is why I love you guys. Thanks for making me smile. I didn't want to be the pity party of 1 girl today but I was in the bathroom and had my phone and it seemed natural to turn here.
Glad to make you smile birk ;D...and also glad to keep quoting so our magical unicorn man keeps appearing!
My lil Birkbop, do not be sad! Just imagine us all flying in on our man-unicorns and throat punching whoever made you have a bad day!
Here's a funny from my day: I'm in South Carolina training teachers... I had an issue with my projector and said "Damn it!" under my breath. The teachers heard me and there was an audible gasp. And someone was whispered, "She's not from around here." No shit. What gave it away? My lack of a drawwwwllllll? Seriously? So I was like "Wow, it's not like a dropped a house on your mayor..." These betches wouldn't last a day in NJ. So glad I'm going home today where I can scream the "c" word down the street and no one would give me the stink eye.
OMG guys! I just read through their "exit slips" which the district asked them to fill out asking about the presentation etc. All of them said "great presentation" bla bla bla except for one...
It says: "Presenter was monotone"
I even took a picture of it to show my husband b/c if my voice has ever been described as anything, it surely has not been "monotone". LMAO
Next time I'm in S. Carolina, should I talk w/ a fake southern accent?
Yes and please add y'all to your vocabularly! I always have to watch my mouth since I swear like a sailor.
Post by FormerCityGirl on Jun 12, 2012 14:42:14 GMT -5
Birk, I hope things are getting better. I need to pack and am not motivated at all to do it. I seriously want this month to be over or to be able to throat punch several people without consequences. Just remember, when you get home Bourbon and glitter makes it all better!
Birk, I hope things are getting better. I need to pack and am not motivated at all to do it. I seriously want this month to be over or to be able to throat punch several people without consequences. Just remember, when you get home Bourbon and glitter makes it all better!
can we have another drink and post night?? hubs is traveling (again) so I'll be drinking (vodka) and watching Bravo alone all evening.
Birk, I hope things are getting better. I need to pack and am not motivated at all to do it. I seriously want this month to be over or to be able to throat punch several people without consequences. Just remember, when you get home Bourbon and glitter makes it all better!
can we have another drink and post night?? hubs is traveling (again) so I'll be drinking (vodka) and watching Bravo alone all evening.
We may need to. DH is still working tonight and there is not a movie worth seeing out at the moment. I 'm trying to avoid packing even though it has to be done.
Birk, I hope things are getting better. I need to pack and am not motivated at all to do it. I seriously want this month to be over or to be able to throat punch several people without consequences. Just remember, when you get home Bourbon and glitter makes it all better!
can we have another drink and post night?? hubs is traveling (again) so I'll be drinking (vodka) and watching Bravo alone all evening.
I'm down...although I don't need alcohol to post ridiculousness, lol. Plus, I am trying to avoid extra calories until after my HS reunion...gotta look HOTT!
can we have another drink and post night?? hubs is traveling (again) so I'll be drinking (vodka) and watching Bravo alone all evening.
I'm down...although I don't need alcohol to post ridiculousness, lol. Plus, I am trying to avoid extra calories until after my HS reunion...gotta look HOTT!
You'll look hott regardless! You're not going from a ballgame unlike the rest of them. My class reunions involve open bars, but it wasn't enough to get me there last time.
I have one of those days at least once a week. Don't let the bastards get you down
That's one of my favorite lines ever. I have a sweatshirt that has it in Latin because one of my bosses that I adored had it written on an index card taped to his office door. It was hysterical with how conservative this guy was.