Nothing we serve is sexy enough for people to go fuck in a stall.
Apparently that's where you're wrong!
Not quite the same, but:
Before we had kids, my husband and I were in a vineyard on the Rhine river on a sunny Sunday afternoon. People were there with their families ... picturesque European wholesomeness abounded ... until my husband got to the end of a row of grapes and saw a dude hammering his lady friend from behind up against a brick wall. DH of course yelled, "HEY DOROTHY!!! Come look at this!" And like two startled fuck rabbits, the pair pulled up their pants and scurried off.
Why does the fact that there are worse places (THAN A PUBLIC BATHROOM...seriously, ew) matter? Yeah, they could have been screwing in a pile of poo, but that's not the point!
Nothing we serve is sexy enough for people to go fuck in a stall.
Apparently that's where you're wrong!
Not quite the same, but:
Before we had kids, my husband and I were in a vineyard on the Rhine river on a sunny Sunday afternoon. People were there with their families ... picturesque European wholesomeness abounded ... until my husband got to the end of a row of grapes and saw a dude hammering his lady friend from behind up against a brick wall. DH of course yelled, "HEY DOROTHY!!! Come look at this!" And like two startled fuck rabbits, the pair pulled up their pants and scurried off.
I love this story.
ETA. I think it was better because I read it in Bea Arthur's voice, and pictured Stan calling for you.
I'm kind of loling at the "Ew! Unsanitary! Surrounded by poop!"
First of all, I'm pretty sure RL doesn't work at a truck stop diner. I'd be willing to bet the rest room at her place of employment is kept pretty clean.
Second of all...well, here's a tip for the uninitiated: If you're fucking in a bathroom, you're not supposed to do it missionary style on the floor, losers.
Duh, but they're probably sitting on the toilet, RIGHT??!!??
Anywho, I will not feel shamed for finding this both a) kinda gross and b) super rude/self involved. THINK OF THE ralphlauren
But, I wouldn't jump to them being classless losers. You were probably just the unfortunate interceptor of a normal couple's attempt to get a little crazy/revive their sex life.