Not working full time is AWESOME. I just made the beeeest breakfast, which I rarely had time to do before. Sauteed portabello mushies, onions, spinach and eggs with avocado on top. YES. And my magical coconut pecan coffee that I love with all my heart. I also have time to work out now, which I did not before because of working two jobs. It's nice not to have 16+ hour days anymore.
I have discovered a pretty big problem with the cottage It is SO hot inside it. No A/C, which is fine with me, but it bakes during the day and by 2 pm it is hot as can be. I have the windows open, but I can't leave them open when I'm not here because they don't have screens and even if they did, I wouldn't be comfortable leaving them open while I'm gone. This has made my life kind of crazy because I don't feel right leaving Walter here when I go to my second job at night, so I take him to ex's house before work then pick him up every morning. It's a decent solution, but not necessarily a long-term one. I don't know if I will renew my lease, but not just because of the heat issue. I also would like to move closer to the mountains on a river/creek and away from Denver. I am actively looking for a riverside or creekside log cabin.
Another huge development - I am meeting with a friend tomorrow to talk about a business plan. He's kind of a big deal in the Denver small business scene, so I hope I can get some good insight. BIG CHANGES COULD BE AFOOT MY FRIENDS.
I'm not going to be homeless!! DH and I decided to try renting out our home in town A, while living in town B (where we work) for a year. We're tired of driving the 45min commute, and our work hours don't line up well and we don't get home until 7:30 - 8pm most nights. We rented out our place fairly easy, but have had a bear of a time finding something decent in this podunk town. We finally found something in a great location, and have a lease!
I tried to put a 0-3 month dress on Joanna this morning. I was hanging her clothes up last weekend, and there was a whole bunch of itty bitty stuff, and I got so sad at the thought that I might never have another baby GIRL to wear it. So this morning I was like, hmmm I wonder if this dress will still fit her, maybe like a shirt or something. lol. Well, it would have worked if I'd left one button undone, but I realized how ridiculous I was being and took it off. I love that dress, though.
sigh...
hey.. you never know!
my husband asked me if i wanted to try crossfit with him... um no, that's all you buddy!
I've been taking birth control to try to trick my body into having a god damn period again and it's making me miserable. My boobs hurt and I've had cramps for a week and yet no AF because fuck me right. Luckily my H has been exceptionally patient with me because I'm an enormously hormonal chode monster.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Jun 6, 2013 10:26:28 GMT -5
One time I made hard boiled eggs and I put baking soda in the water like Pinterest said to. It didn't make them any easier to peel and I burped all day.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Jun 6, 2013 10:30:00 GMT -5
This is exactly why I'm not letting you up in there. You're mean to me ALL THE TIME. You told me to be nice to Dick Move and I AM. I ALWAYS WAS AND I LIKE HER AND YOU STILL WERE MEAN TO ME ABOUT IT.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I was getting my kids dressed; our nanny arrived and came upstairs to chat while I finished. I was sitting on the floor parceling out socks, having them take turns for hair brushing, etc. and my DD1 came over and put her head in my lap for a minute.
Then she pops up and says, "I don't like that smell," plugs her nose and says, "It's stinky." I thought someone had farted and told her I didn't smell anything, what smell was she talking about?
"The smell of your private parts," she says, nose still plugged so she's all nasal-y sounding. "It makes me want to go where I can't smell it."
Nanny is trying not to burst into laughter and I am horrified and want to ROTFL all at the same time.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I was getting my kids dressed; our nanny arrived and came upstairs to chat while I finished. I was sitting on the floor parceling out socks, having them take turns for hair brushing, etc. and my DD1 came over and put her head in my lap for a minute.
Then she pops up and says, "I don't like that smell," plugs her nose and says, "It's stinky." I thought someone had farted and told her I didn't smell anything, what smell was she talking about?
"The smell of your private parts," she says, nose still plugged so she's all nasal-y sounding. "It makes me want to go where I can't smell it."
Nanny is trying not to burst into laughter and I am horrified and want to ROTFL all at the same time.
OMG. Kids, dude. WTF.
I don't know whether to laugh or be mortified reading this!
I was getting my kids dressed; our nanny arrived and came upstairs to chat while I finished. I was sitting on the floor parceling out socks, having them take turns for hair brushing, etc. and my DD1 came over and put her head in my lap for a minute.
Then she pops up and says, "I don't like that smell," plugs her nose and says, "It's stinky." I thought someone had farted and told her I didn't smell anything, what smell was she talking about?
"The smell of your private parts," she says, nose still plugged so she's all nasal-y sounding. "It makes me want to go where I can't smell it."
Nanny is trying not to burst into laughter and I am horrified and want to ROTFL all at the same time.
I was getting my kids dressed; our nanny arrived and came upstairs to chat while I finished. I was sitting on the floor parceling out socks, having them take turns for hair brushing, etc. and my DD1 came over and put her head in my lap for a minute.
Then she pops up and says, "I don't like that smell," plugs her nose and says, "It's stinky." I thought someone had farted and told her I didn't smell anything, what smell was she talking about?
"The smell of your private parts," she says, nose still plugged so she's all nasal-y sounding. "It makes me want to go where I can't smell it."
Nanny is trying not to burst into laughter and I am horrified and want to ROTFL all at the same time.
Post by mrlittlejeans on Jun 6, 2013 12:14:16 GMT -5
Don't feel bad. My son likes to say I have a penis. Mostly because he thinks everyone has a penis. It's fun when you're hanging out with new people and he announces that mommy has a penis. :/
litebright whelp, I was just about to post an embarrassing story from this morning but I will never top that. holy crap. and LOL.
I still want you to post.
haha, ok.
N and I were having lovely morning sex when all of a sudden there was a loud banging on the wall from his roommate's room upstairs. Apparently I was a little too into it. N was annoyed at his roommate and thought it was kind of shitty of him.
1. I am perplexed at express shipping. Someone sent me a package and it took 17 hours to get from Kansas City to my town in VA. It has taken over 24 hours to get from my post office in VA to my house, two miles away. GAHHHH.
2. s/o ugly babies (other thread) - one of my FB friends had a baby last week and ummmmmm....well, anyone who thinks there are no ugly babies should rethink their stance. lol, I feel bad thinking it, but I am sure he will fill out and be a cutie in a few months.
N and I were having lovely morning sex when all of a sudden there was a loud banging on the wall from his roommate's room upstairs. Apparently I was a little too into it. N was annoyed at his roommate and thought it was kind of shitty of him.
See, not that embarrassing
At least his roommate didn't complain about your crotch smell.
OMG lolollllllll. This is totally true. Holy shit I can't stop laughing at this.
At least his roommate didn't complain about your crotch smell.
OMG lolollllllll. This is totally true. Holy shit I can't stop laughing at this.
I know, I'm still laughing over it, too.
My initial thought was, "Well, then don't stick your face down there and you won't be able to smell it!" If my nanny hadn't been there, I probably would havesaid it.
I swear I don't have a stinky vag. I won't ruin brunch this weekend or anything.
OMG lolollllllll. This is totally true. Holy shit I can't stop laughing at this.
I know, I'm still laughing over it, too.
My initial thought was, "Well, then don't stick your face down there and you won't be able to smell it!" If my nanny hadn't been there, I probably would havesaid it.
I swear I don't have a stinky vag. I won't ruin brunch this weekend or anything.
Well I certainly won't try to verify this. I am a lady. LOL
holllyyyyyy shit you win my favorite kid story of all time.
1) My boys played shenanigans last night from 11-12. Gabe woke up screaming, I think from gas, and he was snuggly and fine until I tried to put him down. Then his wail finally woke up Marc. Cue Marc being SO ANGRY he was woken up that he wouldn't go back to sleep Little guy was walking around crying and screaming but with that glazed still-asleep look, like he couldn't focus. We finally just "restarted" bedtime with milk and a story and put them down to CIO since they were both up. I had to "shhuuuusshhhhhhhh" Marc over the monitor twice but they went down fine after. This is a lot of boring detail. But THEN do you think they slept in?? Noooooo, newp, they were up EARLY. Grrr. At least they were happy and we had a great morning.
2) My boss had her professorship ceremony today and holy shitballs :-| I didn't realize she was this big of a BFD guys. She discovered and named something. She is one of like a handful of people even DOING this research and she is considered the expert. It took them TWO YEARS to recruit her to move here from her other institution. It was weird to see her in this light. I have to admit, she's a great, great mentor to the post-docs and seems like a great teacher. She's just a shit boss, lol.