Haha big nasty is the lie! Jeff hates tattoos and he regularly makes fun of the two flowers that I got on my hip when I turned 18.
However, one of his best friends from college got this tat on a drunk dare and he will pretty much drop his pants and show it to anyone who asks after a couple of beers.
1. I ate dinner with Brad Pitt 2. i ate dinner with Will Smith 3. I saw Will Farrell naked
Please tell me 3 is the lie.
Somehow I feel like anyone who's met Will Farrell has probably seen him naked. He seems like the get naked type.
@smudgee, I think #2 is a lie.
careyalis CA banned school from selling candy and soda, effective 2007, but my school decided to be proactive and stopped in 2006. I had a giant cooler lunch bag thing and I sold candy bars during lunch time. I told any teachers/ aides/whatever that I was carrying lunch for myself, my brother, and my cousin, and they bought it. I made bank for about 3 months, before my arch nemesis decided to rat on me, because I told a mutual friend that I heard her talking shit about the friend during our economics class.
Haha big nasty is the lie! Jeff hates tattoos and he regularly makes fun of the two flowers that I got on my hip when I turned 18.
However, one of his best friends from college got this tat on a drunk dare and he will pretty much drop his pants and show it to anyone who asks after a couple of beers.
Ugh. That will look great when he's 70.
His wife HATES it! I think it is hilarious, but I don't have to sleep with him
Somehow I feel like anyone who's met Will Farrell has probably seen him naked. He seems like the get naked type.
@smudgee, I think #2 is a lie.
careyalis CA banned school from selling candy and soda, effective 2007, but my school decided to be proactive and stopped in 2006. I had a giant cooler lunch bag thing and I sold candy bars during lunch time. I told any teachers/ aides/whatever that I was carrying lunch for myself, my brother, and my cousin, and they bought it. I made bank for about 3 months, before my arch nemesis decided to rat on me, because I told a mutual friend that I heard her talking shit about the friend during our economics class.
Haha. I remember when my CA junior high cut off all the candy and soda selling!! We had a candy "supplier" too!! Oh man! I used to illegally download music and burn CDs and sell them in junior high. $5 a cd added up quick!!
Post by UnicornDog on Jun 24, 2013 21:51:26 GMT -5
1. I am also on a board that's mostly about poop, and every month I earn Amazon credits for my participation.
2. I used to be on a board whose members organized a cruise, and I was planning to go on the cruise even though I had only met two people out of the expected 200+. I ended up not going only because tuition went up, and I couldn't afford the semester of college and the cruise.
3. I am also on a board for practicing Satanists. I'm not a Satanist; I'm just curious, plus some of the regulars are really funny.
Jeff had a business trip in New York on our first anniversary, so I flew up and brought our cake top as a carry on. I drug him down to the set at 5 am and we brought the cake and a sign that said "it's our first anniversary, want some cake?" As our gimmick. It totally worked and the guy (I have no idea who he is-he was filling in for Al Roker) came over and talked to us.
TrudyCampbell I want to know more details about Brad - why was he having laser on his face? to remove hair? or for some other reason? Because he still has beard hair, right? And was he hotter up close or were there blemishes?? Did you talk while you were doing it??
Post by monkeybabe on Jun 24, 2013 22:17:02 GMT -5
Here are some more:
1. I threw a piece of broccoli on the stage at a The Used concert. 2. I attended a party and made small talk with Arnold Schwarzenegger. 3. I can move my right eye independently from my left.
1. I've had the chicken pox twice. 2.I was Bob Guiney (the bachelor's) waitress and I asked him how I knew him, not realizing he was famous. 3. On live tv, a friend and I acted like we were on an imaginary canoe passing back and forth behind the reporter.
1. I am also on a board that's mostly about poop, and every month I earn Amazon credits for my participation.
2. I used to be on a board whose members organized a cruise, and I was planning to go on the cruise even though I had only met two people out of the expected 200+. I ended up not going only because tuition went up, and I couldn't afford the semester of college and the cruise.
3. I am also on a board for practicing Satanists. I'm not a Satanist; I'm just curious, plus some of the regulars are really funny.
PLEASE tell me there really was a Green Booger.
Haha, yes, my sister's first car was an old Pontiac that was pea-soup green, which also made it look booger green, so we did sometimes call I the Green Booger. It was one of the cars I learned to drive on.
1. I once spoke to Adam Sandler for 10 minutes about smush faced dogs before realizing it was him 2. Senator Frank Lautenberg (RIP) used to eat Jewish holiday meals with my family 3. I was in line in front of Alec Baldwin at the bakery and bought the last of the cookies he wanted
1. I once spoke to Adam Sandler for 10 minutes about smush faced dogs before realizing it was him 2. Senator Frank Lautenberg (RIP) used to eat Jewish holiday meals with my family 3. I was in line in front of Alec Baldwin at the bakery and bought the last of the cookies he wanted
I really hope number three is true, but I'm going to guess that's the lie.
I met Snoop Dogg and I panicked and called him Mr. Dogg. I spilled a glass of water on Derek Jeter. I taught Moby how to play beer pong.
OMG pleeeeeeease let the first one be true!
The first is absolutely true. Backstage pass to his music festival. He rolled up to my friend and I and said 'sup. I said, "hi Mr. Dogg." He laughed at me.