Hello! I am a lurker. I'm slightly drunk, my H is out of town and my kids are at my parent's house. I ordered pizza tonight, and it was wrong. So I sent this email.
Hello,
I ordered a pizza from you tonight and was extremely disappointed when it arrived. Not only did it take 1 hour and 15 minutes to arrive, but it was lukewarm and missing several toppings.
The pizza I had ordered and was looking forward to would have had feta cheese, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, pepperoni and jalapeno peppers. The pizza I received has cheese, mushrooms, onions, pepperoni and green peppers. I'm not sure if you have ever tasted a jalapeno pepper, but the difference between it and a green pepper is very significant and makes a very disappointing substitution.
I had also ordered cheesy bread, which arrived, however the spicy cheese dipping sauce, which I (I assume, anyway- this will be addressed in my next point) paid for. It is extremely aggravating to pay for something and not receive it.
My third point is that I did not receive a receipt. Once I realised this error, the driver was already gone. In future, please ensure that your drivers give customers their receipts.
Finally, in case you think that this email is over the top, and I shouldn't be so upset, I would like you to take a look at the women in your life. Perhaps you have been around when they have a special time of the month? Yes? THEN GET THE FREAKING PIZZA ORDER RIGHT NEXT TIME!
There won't be a next time for me though. My husband warned me that this sort of thing happens every.single.time we order from your company. I was lured back in with the promise of unlimited toppings. I will not make this mistake again. Good day.
Too Springs1 like? Oh well. I just wanted a good pizza
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Finally, in case you think that this email is over the top, and I shouldn't be so upset, I would like you to take a look at the women in your life. Perhaps you have been around when they have a special time of the month? Yes? THEN GET THE FREAKING PIZZA ORDER RIGHT NEXT TIME!
Finally, in case you think that this email is over the top, and I shouldn't be so upset, I would like you to take a look at the women in your life. Perhaps you have been around when they have a special time of the month? Yes? THEN GET THE FREAKING PIZZA ORDER RIGHT NEXT TIME!
Finally, in case you think that this email is over the top, and I shouldn't be so upset, I would like you to take a look at the women in your life. Perhaps you have been around when they have a special time of the month? Yes? THEN GET THE FREAKING PIZZA ORDER RIGHT NEXT TIME!
This paragraph sort of makes me want to slap you.
Eh. It's been a long fucking week. The basement flooded, my grandma's condo out of town flooded and she was staying with us, 3 of the contractors I spoke to basically dismissed me and said they would come back when my H was back in town. I'm having the worst period I've had in a while, and I actually cried when I opened the box. I know, setting back women and all that, but come on. I don't get sad about shit like this normally.
If I received that e-mail, I'd roll my eyes and laugh that someone is that upset about pizza.
Well, yeah that was kind of the point. I just wanted them to know that I was disappointed in the pizza. I don't expect anything out of this at all. But maybe they will remember the crazy person email next time they are making a pizza!
Post by statlerwaldorf on Jun 28, 2013 22:37:09 GMT -5
Are you not supposed to tell the company what point of your menstrual cycle you are on when you send a complaint email? Shit, I've been doing it all wrong.
If I received that e-mail, I'd roll my eyes and laugh that someone is that upset about pizza.
Well, yeah that was kind of the point. I just wanted them to know that I was disappointed in the pizza. I don't expect anything out of this at all. But maybe they will remember the crazy person email next time they are making a pizza!
I don't know. In situations like these, I think it's best to actually call the place you got it from so that they can fix it at that level. I mean, I'd be upset about topping mix ups, because I've gotten upset over it before...just because you look forward to it and then it's wrong. But I'd call that actual joint and discuss with them before going over it. Unless it was a huge problem.
Well, yeah that was kind of the point. I just wanted them to know that I was disappointed in the pizza. I don't expect anything out of this at all. But maybe they will remember the crazy person email next time they are making a pizza!
ok, yeah. this is whapt i thought you meant. i don't knowwhy everyone thinks you are serious with this email.
Hah. Yeah. It's ok though, maybe the tone didn't come across as I was intending. It's easy enough to have happen.
If I received that e-mail, I'd roll my eyes and laugh that someone is that upset about pizza.
Well, yeah that was kind of the point. I just wanted them to know that I was disappointed in the pizza. I don't expect anything out of this at all. But maybe they will remember the crazy person email next time they are making a pizza!
Why wouldn't you just call and ask them to send you the correct pizza?
Because even though this place is literally a 3 minute drive from my house, I didn't want to wait another hour to get to eat. Trust me, I am really not as upset as I guess everyone here is taking it. It was just a dumb email that I wrote to get my disappointment out. Now I am chowing down on the cheesy bread and having a drink.
FURTHERMORE, how do you know it's not a woman reading the email?
Well... I don't. But maybe she will realise that maybe she is irrational sometimes too. And then get on the people making the pizza and tell them to do it properly next time.