I'm a lying liar who lies

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Remember that 5 minute mile? How could you forget? 

Well, the truth is I had to run a .5 mile in under 4 minutes. We had to do a mile in 8 minutes.

Whew, I'm glad I cleared that up. I feel so much better now. I think I'll finally be able to move on with my life. I hope you all will as well. 


I'm not sorry I lied. It just became too entertaining for me that I had to roll with it. So flame away for that. But I still chuckle thinking of that thread. I do roll my eyes when it's brought up sometimes, usually because of whoever posted. 


Now, I'm sure you're wondering what else I've lied about over the years. I'm not really a girl, I'm not really 26, I never lived in UT, I don't currently live in CA, I am not half black, I've never done drugs, I don't have niece, or any siblings for that matter. I never went to college. I never worked in marketing. HMm....basically, I'm just a boy looking for attention from an internet board full of married women. (sarcasm) 

[iamgrace]

Lol ok.

[Deleted]

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[mx27]

happy 4th, bliss!

[bania]

Jul 4, 2013 11:59:12 GMT -5 @jehc said:

So what you're really saying is...too many days have gone by without people talking about you?

LOL!! 

[Deleted]

I pretty much just said the same thing on MM. But thought I'd bring it over here as well, as I think this is where the thread originated.

[snickers]

I don't get it at all?

[Deleted]

Wrong board. GTFO, we've got our own crazies.

[meggers5]

[BieberMyBalls]

Aw, someone needs attention, lol. How cute.

[Booze Raccoon]

Catfish?

[zoidberg]

You are a strange person.

[Deleted]

You guys are no fun.

[margotmacomber]

OMG fuckstick what the fuck is that last one  (huh)  (wilted)

[montereybride]

I can't stop staring at the talking ass and it's fucking freaking me out.


Too far!!

[underwaterrhymes]

fuckstick - I need to know what you googled for that last one. Holy shit.

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Jul 4, 2013 12:27:28 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

fuckstick - I need to know what you googled for that last one. Holy shit.

wtf lol gif

[lime]

I'm guessing she googled "talking out your ass" but I'm too terrified to confirm.

[montereybride]

Jul 4, 2013 12:29:52 GMT -5 lime said:

I'm guessing she googled "talking out your ass" but I'm too terrified to confirm.

That was my thought. On both accounts.

[Kore]

Jul 4, 2013 12:34:08 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

i almost wish L&L would come back. i'm that bored.

I do, too! She broke every troll rule by never coming back to post a "lol fuck you bittcchhhhaaaasss" implosion

[Deleted]

Why are you here and WHY did you move to my city? 

[Jalapeñomel]

So based on this post, you lie about everything. Got it, since we didn´t figure that one out already.

[flex]

So are you in Liars Anonymous and this is your 5th Step?

[W.T.Faulkner]

Oh, girl.

[pantsparty]

This is a terrible time to have my shocked face in storage.

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2013 12:08:20 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

Wrong board. GTFO, we've got our own crazies.

App like.

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[bornbaker]

I'm sorry, what? I must have missed something...

[malibu]

Um, good for you for being a liar?

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