Oh, look. I found crazy. (dating site related)

[alzi]

He lost me at a fish in a mini skirt.

[spitforspat]

He has a real problem with hitting animals. Mostly on the ass.

[sewf]

Jul 6, 2013 18:46:46 GMT -5 alzi said:

He lost me at a fish in a mini skirt.

Me too. Wow.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

I got to the squirrel.

The fuck?

[missmaddie]

I can't even figure out where to begin.

He's left me speechless. Lol.

[alzi]

Jul 6, 2013 18:48:19 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Jul 6, 2013 18:46:46 GMT -5 alzi said:

He lost me at a fish in a mini skirt.

But that means you didn't get to the part about making your strawberry wet and scattering it around his face.  How could you possibly want to miss gold like that??

[insert puking smiley here]

[CheshireGrin]

Jul 6, 2013 18:49:09 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

I got to the squirrel.

The fuck?

Same here. This thing reads like a spam-generator. Or something that was translated from another language by a computer.

[bania]

I couldn't read past "throwing a rock at a dog". O. M. G.

[candreco]

never has the   seemed so appropriate

[Deleted]

WHUT

[Deleted]

I am afraid to start dating now.

[iamgrace]

Awesome. Fucking awesome.

[tulip]

Jul 6, 2013 18:48:19 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Jul 6, 2013 18:46:46 GMT -5 alzi said:

He lost me at a fish in a mini skirt.

But that means you didn't get to the part about making your strawberry wet and scattering it around his face.  How could you possibly want to miss gold like that??

Or this......

i am thinking right now. so if we make love more often, how much do you think you would love me? cause once i ram it in there...there's no stopping. the more i ram it, the more i love you, love is how much i can show and force myself in to you to show you what i am made of strong, solid, long, firm, thick, and hard for you. i am doing it as fast as i could to let myself in. when i get tired, i will release my energy, it will be scattered everywhere in the air...that is how much i love you. will you clean it up as i release my energy?

[wrathofkuus]

You only don't want to date him because you're in league with the dog.

[Deleted]

Jul 6, 2013 18:56:50 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Jul 6, 2013 18:55:05 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

I am afraid to start dating now.

Nah.. c'mon in!  The water's warm!

Ah, but my head/heart are still fucked up. It hasn't been long and I need time. But your posts aren't always the most encouraging, even if they are the most entertaining.

[poppyseed]

...what?

What just happened??

[margotmacomber]

I couldn't read it but the highlight reel in here is awesome.  

Also, there is no way English is his first (only) language or like PP said, it was generated/translated.

[UMaineTeach]

I think he is using animal capture as a metaphor for BDSM. He keep spanking the animals and locking them up because they are feisty or uncooperative.


He also thinks a naked or under dressed woman is asking for sex.

[snickers]

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[chickadee77]

I kinda love the beginning of the last "paragraph." Lol. Yeah, by the time I understand your profile, you could be doing a LOT of things!

[BlackCanary]

I have no idea what is going on in his post.

[laddie]

Huh? Whut? He lost me quickly.

[mirandahobbes]

People with schizophrenia make more sense than this guy.

[bab]

Is his name Brian Fellows?

[Deleted]

But the squirrel at his apple tree. Poor poodle.

[underwaterrhymes]

Holy.

Shit.

[underwaterrhymes]

No for real.

Holy shit.

This person is profoundly disturbed.

[MixedBerryJam]

Jul 6, 2013 18:46:46 GMT -5 alzi said:

I made it further than you then (as if this is something to be proud of.). I made it to where he stole a kid's halloween candy! Then my eyeballs exploded and my brain oozed out my empty eye sockets.

[dcannie]

"if you can't live without me then bring me some cookies because i'm hungry..."

i'm going to use this line on my husband