H took Ellie down to visit his parents until Wednesday. I'm "free". Ellie left me with her Pinkie Pie My Little Pony she built at Build a Bear so that I "wouln't be sad".
Post by margotmacomber on Jul 7, 2013 19:38:33 GMT -5
I am full on hulk smash raging at my DH. I gave the kid a bath, sent her to the living room to watch cartoons.
I begin luring the puppy to the bathroom with treats to receive a bath. She isn't buying it, I'm not forcing it. DH, unsolicited, begins trying to "help." I tell him to stop, he will just make her pee everywhere. Which he does. And do you think this shit head cleaned it up while I was giving her a bath? FUCKING NO. I HATE HIM I WANT TO CHOKE HIM
I am full on hulk smash raging at my DH. I gave the kid a bath, sent her to the living room to watch cartoons.
I begin luring the puppy to the bathroom with treats to receive a bath. She isn't buying it, I'm not forcing it. DH, unsolicited, begins trying to "help." I tell him to stop, he will just make her pee everywhere. Which he does. And do you think this shit head cleaned it up while I was giving her a bath? FUCKING NO. I HATE HIM I WANT TO CHOKE HIM
Maybe this should be in a flameful.
not flameful.
Years ago, my stepbrother tickled my cousin so much that she pee'd in my bed. The asshole then left without helping to clean it all up. This was over 15 years ago, and you'd better believe I remember that day clearly.
My H put together the baby's crib and bookshelf today! Now all the furniture is in place so it's time to finally start on the 1 million other things to do in that room.
The baby has found my ribs and decided to stay there 24/7. It would be one thing if she wasn't breech...
Listen to me, I have nothing exciting to talk about anymore lol
i'm just now realizing that eventually i will have two kids who need parenting and i only know how to parent one way. that's gonna suck. for me.
i do NOT want to go back to work tomorrow. at all. no. no reason other than working at home a couple hours in my pajamas sounds so much better than working a full day in clothes and a bra.
We washed and bleached our couch cover this weekend (its a white ikea couch/cover). It looks freaking brand new. I'm so glad I chose white-even with a kid and two dogs!
We washed and bleached our couch cover this weekend (its a white ikea couch/cover). It looks freaking brand new. I'm so glad I chose white-even with a kid and two dogs!
I love bleach
i've said this before, and i'll say it again. i think of you EVERY time i bleach.
Went to a concert last night and didn't even get home until 2 am. I finally fell asleep around 4 and the roofers showed up and started on the roof at 7:30. I've been working on and off all day and at it again now.
oh, and earlier today i whipped off my bra in the middle of my living room (hmmm...i guess i have things in common with my daughter) and my husband looked me in the eye and said "so, i guess you won't be leaving the house again today?"
he knows me. and he finally gets how important the ceremonial removal of the bra is.
Our fridge broke while we were away for the holiday. Puuuuuuke & fuck fuck fuck.
This is HORRIBLE.
I just stayed upstairs in Ollie's room for an extra 20 minutes after he was asleep, just surfing on my iPhone, so that when I got downstairs and h asked me to help with the laundry I could say, "He took so long to get down, I'm just gonna relax."
I think this evens out with his 45 minute shits that require a laptop and a beer. Mmmkay.
I bought a Ritter Sport bar at Target earlier today during a moment of weakness, and even though I really shouldn't I'm probably going to eat the whole thing (instead of the lousy 1/3 bar that constitutes a "serving") while watching TV once DS 1 goes to bed. I don't care. I have the flex points and start a new WW week tomorrow. Suck it, scale!
I had a really great day. We slept in, H cooked breakfast, we rode our bikes to an art festival, bought a great piece, had a great lunch with margaritas and rode home. We're mid-board game and I'm just waiting on him to get off of a call for his start up business. I have 'It's business, it's business time' stuck in my head. Flight of the Concord anyone?
Post by glassofsyrah on Jul 7, 2013 20:24:28 GMT -5
I must be tipsy because all of these randoms were so interesting!
Our power is out and it's so strange. The girls are napping and I am so curious what they'll think of having to take baths and eat dinner by candlelight.