It slightly irritates me, because the tickets are so expensive. I wouldn't say anything to anyone though. If I was flying coach, i would not use the first class bathroom.
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
Why is it better to take your child to first class than the restrooms in coach?
It is a capitalized version of nao, a hilarious internet take on now. Hush. And I thought the scenario was that it was an emergency and I was trying to get my kid into the first available restroom? I don't give a shit otherwise. I'd use the coach one with the rest of the rabble.
Post by underwaterrhymes on Jul 8, 2013 23:35:19 GMT -5
Every time I've flown business or first class I've been upgraded for free and have been too excited over the free booze, enormous seats, and hot hand towels to even notice who is using the restrooms in our area. I'm all wheeeeeeeee did you eat your warm nuts people??? They are delicious!
But when I fly coach, which is way way way more often, I pee in the back with the peons.
Where the fuck is anybody getting an emergency here?
Stop making shit up.
People were just bringing their kids because they didn't feel like hauling them to the back, and they thought a sheepish smile would give them a free pass.
Where the fuck is anybody getting an emergency here?
Stop making shit up.
People were just bringing their kids because they didn't feel like hauling them to the back, and they thought a sheepish smile would give them a free pass.
No.
Holy crap. I was just saying if my kid had an emergency and that was the only available restroom I'd use it. eta: it was an answer to your original question, not commentary on your situation.
Where the fuck is anybody getting an emergency here?
Stop making shit up.
People were just bringing their kids because they didn't feel like hauling them to the back, and they thought a sheepish smile would give them a free pass.
No.
Exactly! I have never seen a toddler pee emergency in 1st class.
You can score warm nuts in coach too. You just have to wear a low-cut sweater and lower your standards.
Free booze too! I once made friends with this chick as she and I were in the very last seat on the plane and she and I flirted unabashedly with the female flight attendant who fed us Bloody Mary after Bloody Mary for the duration of our flight at no charge.
Isn't that crystal clear after the 13872340982374029847 announcements that it can't be done? Miso, stay in your area!
Ahem.
I'm the irritated elitist asshole in this scenario.
LOL.
Lol. I was going to clarify that for moe.
I'm back with the poor slobs. Most planes I've been on w first class are long haul like10-15 hours. They regulate us plebeian folks pretty closely. I've never tried.
Where the fuck is anybody getting an emergency here?
People were just bringing their kids because they didn't feel like hauling them to the back
When was the last time you saw a coach restroom line less than 4 people long? That is longer than a toddler's waiting time.
This is why I'm not potty training until middle school (and every other scenario where my kid isn't 30 seconds from a toilet).
All those ijuts that pounded 3 beers in the airport regal beagle immediately make a break for it when the seatbelt sign flickers off. Got a toddler that gives you 38 second warning? Good luck with that. I guarantee you those plebe kids wait for no man..
Where the fuck is anybody getting an emergency here?
Stop making shit up.
People were just bringing their kids because they didn't feel like hauling them to the back, and they thought a sheepish smile would give them a free pass.
No.
dude, people are answering your question. WTF do you want?
I also think having a child in the throes of potty training colors my response. That kid needs a bathroom NAO when she says she has to go, and it would be miserable to clean her up on an airplane, in coach.
We just flew to Chicago with my PTing toddler. Flight was "only" 2.5-3 hrs, but I stuck her in pull-ups for both legs. Definitely didn't want to deal with airplane bathrooms. #MOTY
I just read an article about surviving a plane crash. Apparently you're more likely to survive if you're in the back of the plane. It's like the reverse Titanic.
I just read an article about surviving a plane crash. Apparently you're more likely to survive if you're in the back of the plane. It's like the reverse Titanic.
I used the first class bathroom by mistake last time I flew (it was directly in front of my seat, and this was right as we got on the plane -- they hadn't roped it off yet. I didn't know!).
It had Philosophy hand soap. The other bathroom had United-branded hand soap. That was the only difference.
Only one time when the attendants were by the bathroom with the wine/food cart and I needed to pee really badly. I have flown in first class a few times though, and it would not bug me if someone came up to use the bathroom.
No. I've only ever taken seven flights, and don't recall ever having to wait in line for the bathroom... which is irrelevant anyway, since if I'd had to, I would have.