Flameful: One of my best friends is pregnant with her first and I understand she's excited and all. But I'm seriously side-eyeing her because she updates on facebook almost every time her morning sickness hits, like really I don't need to know when you threw up and what?
I usually don't get too worked up about things but parking in a handicapped spot when you are not just hurts my heart.
This is a total think of the soldiers moment but my Dad recently died from complications of MS. He was such a fighter, never gave up. Just going out for a simple errand was the equivalent of running a marathon for normal people. He obviously had a handicapped sticker and desperately needed it.
The thought of using his sticker just does not compute to me. Honestly I think people who do stuff like that are just plain entitled assholes. Not to mention shameless. I would be so embarrassed to roll into a handicapped spot and use the sticker. Even if no one noticed me I'd just feel like such an asshole.
it's really amazing how ignorant many ppl can be about If
Several ppl told me to just bone more to get pg
Or to put your GD feet in the air after sex. I STILL get this after telling people we have been trying/fertility treating for over 2.5 years. Fuck you and your elevated feet!
Someone told DH to have me do this. He believed them and brought it up one night after sex. I laughed and he said he was serious. Ok dear, you can take advice from a single, never tried to have a kid, young male coworker.
An apology probably means nothing from me right now, but I am sorry. I have no excuse. It's a shitty thing to have done, but I did it. For what it's worth, I will not do it any more.
I usually don't get too worked up about things but parking in a handicapped spot when you are not just hurts my heart.
This is a total think of the soldiers moment but my Dad recently died from complications of MS. He was such a fighter, never gave up. Just going out for a simple errand was the equivalent of running a marathon for normal people. He obviously had a handicapped sticker and desperately needed it.
The thought of using his sticker just does not compute to me. Honestly I think people who do stuff like that are just plain entitled assholes. Not to mention shameless. I would be so embarrassed to roll into a handicapped spot and use the sticker. Even if no one noticed me I'd just feel like such an asshole.
I'm sorry:( My dad has a neurological disorder involving denervation/myelin sheaths also, it's been very difficult.
Thanks mofongo. It really sucks doesn't it? I wish the best for your Dad.
My cousin is going to be 24 this year and has no fucking idea how her body works. Every time she misses a birth control pill, I get a barrage of "could I get pregnant if" questions. She had no idea what ovulation was until last year, ffs.
I don't know if I'm mad at her parents for not bothering to ever go over any of this, her education for also not, or her for being 24 and willfully ignorant about basic biology, but I'm mad.
Eta: I've tried explaining things to her in the most simplified way, time and time again, but she either doesn't listen or doesn't remember. I also offered her Taking Charge of Your Fertility, but she declined because she doesn't like to read. Omg.
Not @ all!! I was thinking to assure yourself that you're great w/ the person you are. (I'm great w/ fuckstick's persona on GBCN) Promise, it was very well-intended as a daily confidence booster, that regardless of whatever anyone else says, you're just fine...
I took M for a stroll around the neighborhood the other night. It was so humid and gross out and bugs were everywhere. A bug flew into MY MOUTH. And I panicked. I didn't want to swallow so I just started spitting ferociously, right in the middle of the cul-de-sac. I must have spit/gagged 25 times. I'm sure my neighbors think I'm klassy.
My cousin is going to be 24 this year and has no fucking idea how her body works. Every time she misses a birth control pill, I get a barrage of "could I get pregnant if" questions. She had no idea what ovulation was until last year, ffs.
I don't know if I'm mad at her parents for not bothering to ever go over any of this, her education for also not, or her for being 24 and willfully ignorant about basic biology, but I'm mad.
Eta: I've tried explaining things to her in the most simplified way, time and time again, but she either doesn't listen or doesn't remember. I also offered her Taking Charge of Your Fertility, but she declined because she doesn't like to read. Omg.
Unfortunately this is me, lol. I'm getting better, though, and I do like to read.
Shall we play twenty guesses? Mine is she uses it to dig out the ingrowns. You're welcome.
ETA: dammit, I'm slow. Good guesser, but slow.
We were walking around our (old) neighborhood and one of the folks was in her bedroom with the window open. She walked out of the bathroom and into the bedroom stark bare-ass naked. I though she was wearing underwear but DH confirmed it was not underwear that I saw. For the record, she was a brunette.
Speaking of neighbors- mine were sexy dancing with each other right in their window a couple of weeks ago. I totally hid in my kitchen and watched.
Well, shut the blinds if you don't want an audience!
Lolololol. I love this. Like sexy dancing how? Dirty Dancing dancing? Lol, neither my H or I are dancers but I still cannot imagine randomly sexy dancing w him at home. Unless they were actually having sex and you just couldn't tell.
She was kinda dancing around alone and then he came up behind her with his shirt off and started grinding on her and grabbing her boobs. lol. I feel like I'm writing some sort of bad erotic lit. But they were like RIGHT in front of the window. H totally busted me, too.
Unfortunately this is me, lol. I'm getting better, though, and I do like to read.
Lol but you said you're getting better, so at least you're trying! She's not interested in learning at all, and it just drives me crazy because I think every woman should have at least basic knowledge about how their reproductive system works.
She was kinda dancing around alone and then he came up behind her with his shirt off and started grinding on her and grabbing her boobs. lol. I feel like I'm writing some sort of bad erotic lit. But they were like RIGHT in front of the window. H totally busted me, too.
<) Is the guy hot??
He's not bad. I've never seen his face up close, but he's got a decent body and he's tall. And I think they're like, early 20's. So, I'm probably even creepier.
I took my belly button ring out 7 years ago. Every few months, it gets itchy and I press and white stuff comes out. I press again and again until there is no more. It is ridiculously satisfying. But I'm suspecting that if I wouldn't do it, my hole would be closed already.
Is it flame full that I am kinda jealous of that... I mean its gross but gross in satisfying way.