You should take our advice here. Shaming is the only answer. That thing is butt ugly. And ghetto. And it seriously took me a while to figure out the name.
I want to. But I don't want to be a dick. But, damn, they really are horrible, right? I haven't even opened Maya's yet, I should drink before I do that, too.
Girls will be in bed by 8, so I'll try liquid bravado.
You should take our advice here. Shaming is the only answer. That thing is butt ugly. And ghetto. And it seriously took me a while to figure out the name.
I want to. But I don't want to be a dick. But, damn, they really are horrible, right? I haven't even opened Maya's yet, I should drink before I do that, too.
Girls will be in bed by 8, so I'll try liquid bravado.
Yup, horrible. I'm sorry,I would be hurt too. Drink up lady.
I legit think you should take a pic of the girls with them and post it on FBook and tag all the women.
B/c I want #1 and #2 to see the shitty gift they contributed towards. OR say "oh no, she wasn't supposed to give it to you until we gave them THIS" which is .... something redeemable.
I'm guessing someone actually thinks this is cool. The other two probably have no idea what shitrags they paid for. My only other thought is that someone had a groupon.
Oooh, good thought with the Groupon. Let's explore that option further. That makes her look even cheaper and worse (assuming only 1 "her" is to blame.)
Post by snipsnsnails on Jul 11, 2013 21:45:35 GMT -5
Zoinks.
There is no way they went from a step tool to a water table to these. They know somebody who does these and thought they would be better than they were. Either that or one of them is a lurker here.
It's from, like, a boutique in a town right near me. I called them and did ask about the makeup stains, mostly because I was amused and wanted to pump them for info. They told me they were shocked, and that no one at their store has, or has ever, worn makeup. The plot thickens!
There is no way they went from a step tool to a water table to these. They know somebody who does these and thought they would be better than they were. Either that or one of them is a lurker here.
This is so scary!!
I've sort of braced myself all day for someone to respond and be like "I'M SARAH, BITCH!"
It's from, like, a boutique in a town right near me. I called them and did ask about the makeup stains, mostly because I was amused and wanted to pump them for info. They told me they were shocked, and that no one at their store has, or has ever, worn makeup. The plot thickens!
I'm just picturing them like, laughing maliciously and rolling around on it. 'Muahahaha now there is MAKEUP on it TOO!'
you HAVE to add us on FB. if nothing else, we must school some bitches. hard.
PM me, and I'll work on my nerve. I'm still drinking. Here's what I'm thinking: I could get the girls to pose with them. That would seem innocuous, right???