And how the hell do you look so hot after just giving birth?
I looked like I'd just walked 467 miles through a windstorm for three days.
3 days? I looked scary for a good 2 weeks.
Haha. No, so did I. Just meant that it looked like I'd been walking for AWHILE.
I was sweaty.
And my hair was worthy of some sort of messy hair award. It looked great when I got to the hospital because I tackled it with a straightening iron when I got up since it was clear that I was in labor, but then I writhed around in a bathtub and then rolled around in bed for a bit so it was really quite amazing looking when all was said and done.