Woke up to a card Thor made taped to the inside of the front door. Came to the office to find a co-worker brought me a red velvet muffin. ExH is taking me to lunch. And tonight, I'm undecided on whether I want Thor to take me to a local historic theatre to see two silent movies accompanied by an old man on a pipe organ, or if I'd rather we get sushi take out, a bottle of wine and just stay in.
I think I'd enjoy getting into burlesque. But my areola are really large. Those pasties will have to be XL. More like titty yarmulkes.
XL areola twins!
Kevin and Fuckstick - I have large ones as well. You just make larger pasties. Take a can of soup (standard size can of campbell soup) and press it to your breast (firm but not hard). If your areola is covered then you are a standard size and you can measure all pasties to the size of that. I used a larger of can of soup to measure my size and made a pasty stencil that I can use everytime.
It depends on the job. I've had gigs that only paid 30 bucks because it was a monsoon outside and everyone stayed home. I've had gigs that have paid 200 for a show. Average pay is 100 a show.
Whelp, now you've lost me with the "You don't know my lyfe!" Go ahead and feel sorry for our husbands, and we can have this shit wrapped up in one page before 9 AM.
Ha, this is not one of those "You don't know me" BS rants. I'm just saying that people can try to cut me down but I don't let it bother me in the least. While several of these people waste their time typing on a message board for hours at a time, I'm actually out enjoying real life, not cyber life.
Ha, you think your attention means 2 shits in a handbasket to me? Please believe me when I say your opinions are meaningless.
I have a very large group of people that are quite pleased at the work I do. I suspect there are only a handful of you ladies that would even have the balls to step away from their computer screen and actually do something like I do.
No, I don't need your attention. I have plenty of that, rest assured.
My balls are big, but my self respect is much bigger.
Ha, you think your attention means 2 shits in a handbasket to me? Please believe me when I say your opinions are meaningless.
I have a very large group of people that are quite pleased at the work I do. I suspect there are only a handful of you ladies that would even have the balls to step away from their computer screen and actually do something like I do.
No, I don't need your attention. I have plenty of that, rest assured.
uhhh you are right, but it's not really about not having the balls.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny