Fuck. I think I ate a bad egg.

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OMG I love everything about this post.

I mean, I'm really sorry Nugget and hope there were no poosplosions this afternoon.

[elleblue]

You okay nuggetbrain? I'm hoping if you do get sick you have a bathroom close by.

[pittsmcgee]

Hoo boy. GL Nugget, I'm hoping you are ok!

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I bet the egg reassembles itself in your stomach and comes out your butt whole.

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[agnes]

Little BIL said that the 7Eleven eggs taste a little sour. He took a bite and spit it out, but MIL eats them all the time apparently.

Maybe you'll be good?

[cleo29]

I wonder if they are in a brine or vinegar type solution to help them stay fresh hence the sour taste.

Hope you are doing ok!

[blueshirt2003]

Aug 20, 2013 17:57:44 GMT -5 polka said:

Aug 20, 2013 17:41:09 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

It was a whole egg. I kept thinking it would taste better. But it never did.

Lol, ah man.

Do you have a link to that gif? I would love to share it with some friends.

[iamgrace]

I want an update!

[poopedydoop]

[polka]

Aug 20, 2013 20:04:17 GMT -5 blueshirt2003 said:

Aug 20, 2013 17:57:44 GMT -5 polka said:

Lol, ah man.

Do you have a link to that gif? I would love to share it with some friends.

Sure, here you go: tinyurl.com/k8a4qaq

(To get the link of a gif, right click on the image, and copy image URL )

[dancingnancy]

I just keep thinking of this commercial:

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nuggetbrain ARE YOU OKAY?!

[orangello]

This is eggsactly why you don't eat gas station food! (Too soon for puns?)

Hope you're ok.

[lucky513]

I feel sorry for your husband
rotten egg farts

[lime]

I'm pretty relieved to hear you aren't vomiting.

[agnes]

Ohhhh nugget I'm sorry.

[meggers5]

Oh your poor butt.

I think the lesson here is no eggs from the gas station. Or anything that isn't packaged. Or a doughnut.

I'm super helpful.

[liverandonions]

Aug 20, 2013 20:15:48 GMT -5 dancingnancy said:

I just keep thinking of this commercial:

Yes! This is exactly what I was thinking about earlier!

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This post literally sent ME to the bathroom!

I got food poisoning from eggs once....I won't even explain. I will just say, my body is having crazy sympathy pains for you after reading this. And literally, I have visited the bathroom.

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Godspeed nugget. Godspeed.

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Aug 20, 2013 21:24:46 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

I'm sorry about your butt but I can't get past the part in your pout where you say they looked good. Was it dark out or something?

Exactly.  When has a boiled egg ever looked really good?   They all look like eggs.   Was it giving her the sexy eyes or something?

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I'm dying at all of this.

[agnes]

Aug 20, 2013 21:26:56 GMT -5 05heel said:

Aug 20, 2013 21:24:46 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

I'm sorry about your butt but I can't get past the part in your pout where you say they looked good. Was it dark out or something?

Exactly.  When has a boiled egg ever looked really good?   They all look like eggs.   Was it giving her the sexy eyes or something?

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Ohhhh nooooo!

[keyslover]

I am sorry Nugget. I hope you recover quickly.

Also- this thread had me laughing until I cried. It has been a long day and I needed this laugh

[lissaholly]

I feel so bad for you!  I had food poisoning once and I pooped every fucking half hour.  I thought this would end when I went o bed.  Nope.  Every 2 hours for a good half hour of pooping. All.night.long.  It was seriously the most harrowing 24 hours of my life:(

[RoxMonster]

Yikes. I hope you start feeling better soon!

Once I got so sick from a smoothie I had from the student center at college. I don't know if the milk or yogurt in it was bad or something, but I got home from class and had the worst stomach pains I've had in my life and was literally in the bathroom from 4:00 to after midnight every 20-30 min. It was horrible. So I feel your pain.

[demofea01]

Oh no!!! At least it's only one end. Puking while trying to keep from shitting yourself is not a fun experience.

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You poor thing!! If your butt starts getting raw just slap some Vaseline on there until you are done. (I learned this during a bout of food poisoning from some sushi) Also get some cottonelle wipes. Make sure you are staying hydrated with Gatorade and water.

[wannabe]

Nugget, I really hope you've pooped it all out by now.

:: handing you a full pack of sensitive skin baby wipes ::