I don't know what a pants person is. Do I need one? I know I need a death buddy. Would my pants person and death buddy be the same person?
Your pants person needs to be someone readily available if you poop yourself. What MLers live near you? You are allowed to pick a non-MLer but beware that you may be judged.
I don't know what a pants person is. Do I need one? I know I need a death buddy. Would my pants person and death buddy be the same person?
When you move to MI I will be your pants person. Until then just be careful if you don't have one.
But what IS it? If I pee my pants you have to bring me new ones? Sit in dog poop by accident? Rip my pants down the middle and you have to help somehow? Have a party in my pants with my pants person? All of the above?
When you move to MI I will be your pants person. Until then just be careful if you don't have one.
But what IS it? If I pee my pants you have to bring me new ones? Sit in dog poop by accident? Rip my pants down the middle and you have to help somehow? Have a party in my pants with my pants person? All of the above?
It is mainly for the soiling of your pants. Though I don't see why it couldn't be used for the other purposes as well.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
I don't know what a pants person is. Do I need one? I know I need a death buddy. Would my pants person and death buddy be the same person?
Your pants person needs to be someone readily available if you poop yourself. What MLers live near you. You are allowed to pick a non-MLer but beware that you may be judged.
Would the pants person get involved in a "shart" situation? Or only full blown poop? I live near very violet, sameoldash and reigninglorelai right now. Cleo is like 40 minutes away. I can't tag them because I'm on the app but we should probably get this shit straightened out.
ETA karma thank you for being my MI pants person! I would love to be your pants person too. Do you want to be death buddies or is that too much too soon...we haven't met yet and I don't want to rush things
Wait.. I just realized I don't have a pants person! Also, is my pants person the same as my nightstand person?? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!
I want to be your person. I might get a little skinsuity, though, because you're gorgeous, hilarious, AND a geek, and that shit's not fucking cool. But anyway.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Your pants person needs to be someone readily available if you poop yourself. What MLers live near you. You are allowed to pick a non-MLer but beware that you may be judged.
Would the pants person get involved in a "shart" situation? Or only full blown poop? I live near very violet, sameoldash and reigninglorelai right now. Cleo is like 40 minutes away. I can't tag them because I'm on the app but we should probably get this shit straightened out.
H suggested I begin to carry a change of pants in my car in case I pee myself when this baby kicks me. If I was still going into my office, I probably would have a couple of spare outfits in my trunk.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Your pants person needs to be someone readily available if you poop yourself. What MLers live near you. You are allowed to pick a non-MLer but beware that you may be judged.
Would the pants person get involved in a "shart" situation? Or only full blown poop? I live near very violet, sameoldash and reigninglorelai right now. Cleo is like 40 minutes away. I can't tag them because I'm on the app but we should probably get this shit straightened out.
All soiling is included. Maybe you all should have a pants person phone tree?
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
Wait.. I just realized I don't have a pants person! Also, is my pants person the same as my nightstand person?? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!
True story I hid my vibrator a few months ago when my sister came to house sit when I was out of town. I have not a fucking clue where I put it. I need a whole house person if I go.
Your pants person needs to be someone readily available if you poop yourself. What MLers live near you. You are allowed to pick a non-MLer but beware that you may be judged.
Would the pants person get involved in a "shart" situation? Or only full blown poop? I live near very violet, sameoldash and reigninglorelai right now. Cleo is like 40 minutes away. I can't tag them because I'm on the app but we should probably get this shit straightened out.
Yes, get your "shit" straightened out ASAP. it can happen unexpectedly. I have been someone's pants person before and you really need to have a plan! Lol
Wait.. I just realized I don't have a pants person! Also, is my pants person the same as my nightstand person?? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!
True story I hid my vibrator a few months ago when my sister came to house sit when I was out of town. I have not a fucking clue where I put it. I need a whole house person if I go.
Your pants person needs to be someone readily available if you poop yourself. What MLers live near you. You are allowed to pick a non-MLer but beware that you may be judged.
Would the pants person get involved in a "shart" situation? Or only full blown poop? I live near very violet, sameoldash and reigninglorelai right now. Cleo is like 40 minutes away. I can't tag them because I'm on the app but we should probably get this shit straightened out.
ETA karma thank you for being my MI pants person! I would love to be your pants person too. Do you want to be death buddies or is that too much too soon...we haven't met yet and I don't want to rush things
I can't have a death person. it makes me too nervous. If ever I don't come back its not a good thing. Assume the worst and start collecting for me tree and bench. I want a weeping willow.
apalettepassion.wordpress.com/ WHO IS BONQUIQUI!?!?!?!??!
"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
Would the pants person get involved in a "shart" situation? Or only full blown poop? I live near very violet, sameoldash and reigninglorelai right now. Cleo is like 40 minutes away. I can't tag them because I'm on the app but we should probably get this shit straightened out.
ETA karma thank you for being my MI pants person! I would love to be your pants person too. Do you want to be death buddies or is that too much too soon...we haven't met yet and I don't want to rush things
I can't have a death person. it makes me too nervous. If ever I don't come back its not a good thing. Assume the worst and start collecting for me tree and bench. I want a weeping willow.
OK. I will take care of it and organize the donation collection. Weeping willow, check. I will put a plaque on the bench. It will be a nice plaque. Top of the line.
apalettepassion.wordpress.com/ WHO IS BONQUIQUI!?!?!?!??!
"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
apalettepassion.wordpress.com/ WHO IS BONQUIQUI!?!?!?!??!
"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
Old school when someone has an ugly baby. Like when someone can't say "oh that baby is so cute or adorable" They say "bless their heart" Not always btw. lol
apalettepassion.wordpress.com/ WHO IS BONQUIQUI!?!?!?!??!
"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
Your pants person needs to be someone readily available if you poop yourself. What MLers live near you. You are allowed to pick a non-MLer but beware that you may be judged.
Would the pants person get involved in a "shart" situation? Or only full blown poop? I live near very violet, sameoldash and reigninglorelai right now. Cleo is like 40 minutes away. I can't tag them because I'm on the app but we should probably get this shit straightened out.
ETA karma thank you for being my MI pants person! I would love to be your pants person too. Do you want to be death buddies or is that too much too soon...we haven't met yet and I don't want to rush things
I will be your pants person. I think you get new pants if you say you need them. As your pants person I promise not to question.
apalettepassion.wordpress.com/ WHO IS BONQUIQUI!?!?!?!??!
"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
If you're from north of the Mason/Dixon line, it genuinely means bless your heart.
If you're from the south, it means either fuck you, or holy wow, are you ever stupid.
Edit: Because I forgot about Bless his Heart, The Baby Edition. That usually means the baby isn't adorable, right? But I don't know how that's possible with tators' baby, so now I'm confused...