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I ate pumpkin seeds last night and I swear there is one stuck right inside my asshole. I can't seem to get it out.
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Nooooo.....
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Oct 17, 2013 15:42:30 GMT -5
How did you try to extract it ?
Q-Tip with vaseline. Move it in a circular motion. Coconut oil. YWIA!
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/dead
I'm sorry.
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Omg
I had to stop putting flax seeds in my smoothies because they kept getting stuck in my hemmorrhoids and it fucking hurt.
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Best of luck and God speed.
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There's a whole lotta visuals up in here.
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Post by thinkofthesoldiers on
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How did you try to extract it ?
Q-Tip with vaseline. Move it in a circular motion. Coconut oil. YWIA!
Im fucking dying at your serious suggestions. Ive just been working on it off and on all day, but no manual tries yet.
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Oct 17, 2013 15:48:24 GMT -5
I posting more for the shock factor, but the seriousness in here regarding my seed filled asshole is cracking me up.
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I hope it's not sideways.
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Great, ANOTHER thing to worry about.
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You should know we take poop very seriously 'round these parts.
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Is your pants-person on standby?
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...um. no.
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OMG! LOLOL! Sorry about your seedy pooper.
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Forget the soldiers; Think of the Pumpkin Seed!!
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"Eating" pumpkin seeds. Yeah, right.
She used this like a butt plug.
"it was a million to one shot, doc"
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Stop putting stuff up your damn butt.
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Life would screech to a halt until this resolved itself.
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Aren't you supposed to chew those things?
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@jezebel said:
Aren't you supposed to chew those things?
I just use the tip of my tongue to kind of swirl around the perimeter, and if I'm feeling brave I stick it in a little.
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Eat a couple Butterfingers. They always produce a boa poo and this should help to scrub out the little sucker. lol
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It's all fun and games until a vine starts growing out of your ass.
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