PIP: Duchess Kate 3 months postpartum

[zarapipe]

woah. I still love her though.

[texassmith]

I had DD1 at 24. I did bounce back pretty quickly size-wise, but the texture was all funky. It certainly didn't look all firm and hard like Kate. I'm now 30 y/o, 2.5 years post-DD2 and still kinda smooshy. Eff Kate (except don't, because how can anyone hate her?).

[eddy]

Oct 18, 2013 14:12:53 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

Oct 18, 2013 14:08:46 GMT -5 alzi said:

I fucking hate the flap.

Me too. And another grievance - my OB was like, "I'm going to do this nice and low so you can still wear a bikini!" I don't know what kind of bikinis she's wearing, but my scar is at least a good inch above any bathing suit I put on this summer. 

Whoa that is nuts.

Mine is in my total no no region. Like I will never able to skip shaving again. I was surprised how low it was.

Don't fear yall, the cliff goes away. I am 16 months out and don't have it anymore. But I can still see my scar. I am tired of my belly smiling at me.

[Wrath0fKuus]

Why the fuck is she wearing platform heels to play volleyball?!

[karinothing]

Oct 18, 2013 14:17:30 GMT -5 peachy said:

Oct 18, 2013 13:43:05 GMT -5 karinothing said:

Everyones tummy looks good when their hands are over their head

Nope.

Ha, well better than it looks when slouched over

[urbancowgirl]

Oct 18, 2013 14:14:58 GMT -5 eddy said:

Oct 18, 2013 14:12:53 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

Me too. And another grievance - my OB was like, "I'm going to do this nice and low so you can still wear a bikini!" I don't know what kind of bikinis she's wearing, but my scar is at least a good inch above any bathing suit I put on this summer. 

Whoa that is nuts.

Mine is in my total no no region. Like I will never able to skip shaving again. I was surprised how low it was.

Don't fear yall, the cliff goes away. I am 16 months out and don't have it anymore. But I can still see my scar. I am tired of my belly smiling at me.

This is promising news re: the cliff. Thanks for giving me hope!

[rex]

She is so perfect.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Oct 18, 2013 14:12:53 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

Oct 18, 2013 14:08:46 GMT -5 alzi said:

I fucking hate the flap.

Me too. And another grievance - my OB was like, "I'm going to do this nice and low so you can still wear a bikini!" I don't know what kind of bikinis she's wearing, but my scar is at least a good inch above any bathing suit I put on this summer. 

Hussy.

[snickers]

I'm happy for her, and hate her at the same time.

[alzi]

Oct 18, 2013 14:12:53 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

Oct 18, 2013 14:08:46 GMT -5 alzi said:

I fucking hate the flap.

Me too. And another grievance - my OB was like, "I'm going to do this nice and low so you can still wear a bikini!" I don't know what kind of bikinis she's wearing, but my scar is at least a good inch above any bathing suit I put on this summer. 

Mine is low, like in the hair region low...

My tattoo is no longer sexy lol. My scar runs across and stops just short of it.

[MWOS]

HOW COME SHE ISN'T AT HOME ENJOYING HER BAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[MWOS]

you guys can just ignore me, I've had 2000 birth control pills in the last 24 hours. Code Fuck Everything.

[hopecounts]

Oct 18, 2013 14:17:13 GMT -5 Wrath0fKuus said:

Why the fuck is she wearing platform heels to play volleyball?!

The playing was spur of the moment and not part of the planned event where she was just suppossed to meet with some of the athletes so she wasn't dressed for it.

[mandymay]

Oct 18, 2013 13:43:05 GMT -5 karinothing said:

Everyones tummy looks good when their hands are over their head

But yes, good for her. She looks great.

This is very true! She does look amazing, but she was also crazy skinny before she got pregnant. She was throwing up more than the average woman who has morning sickness too, so I understand how she looks like she looks now. I feel she looks healthy and it makes me happy for her and I hope she doesn't cave under the crazy scrutiny she's subject to regarding her weight and end up with an eating disorder like Diana.

[MrsAxilla]

Oct 18, 2013 14:14:58 GMT -5 eddy said:

Oct 18, 2013 14:12:53 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

Me too. And another grievance - my OB was like, "I'm going to do this nice and low so you can still wear a bikini!" I don't know what kind of bikinis she's wearing, but my scar is at least a good inch above any bathing suit I put on this summer. 

Whoa that is nuts.

Mine is in my total no no region. Like I will never able to skip shaving again. I was surprised how low it was.

Don't fear yall, the cliff goes away. I am 16 months out and don't have it anymore. But I can still see my scar. I am tired of my belly smiling at me.

Mederma.  My first scar had all but disappeared.  

[vampsterdam]

Oct 18, 2013 14:17:13 GMT -5 Wrath0fKuus said:

Why the fuck is she wearing platform heels to play volleyball?!

 I assume it was more of a photo-op. 

Not like she woke up in the morning thinking, "Why yes, these wedges would be perfect for the match."

But then again, she did wear heeled boots for a field hockey photo. She's just that talented, Kuus!

[game blouses]

If I had a team of guys waiting to take pictures of my 3 month postpartum stomach (or ever), I'd focus on little else than working out to get it flat too. Poor thing can't even laze around in sweatpants.

[bananapancakes]

Wow, that's amazing! I just can't hate on her, even if I wanted to. She's just too damn awesome!

[teeah22]

I'm sort of happy that her belly button looks wonky like mine. My coworker had the extra belly button skin snipped away for like $500, in-office procedure. They told me not to do it until I'm done having kids though.

Anyway, she looks beautiful, surprise surprise. She's like a Disney princess, perfect yet likeable.

[Deleted]

That was so me three months afterwards. . . .in my dreams. She looks great.

After DD3, I thought mine had permanently become an outie belly button   But 18 months later, it's now an innie again, but with some extra skin around it. 

[EmilieMadison]

Oct 18, 2013 13:49:18 GMT -5 mandy0810 said:

She looks amazing! But is it just me or does her belly button look kind of strange?

I have a "double belly button" (looks just her hers) now because pregnancy stretched my skin so much that it actually became lower  :?

[Alyssa]

Oct 18, 2013 14:17:13 GMT -5 Wrath0fKuus said:

Why the fuck is she wearing platform heels to play volleyball?!

It was probably one of those well organized meet and greets and she was asked at the last moment to join in.  I doubt a princess would ever take her heels off in public....imagine the uproar that would create.

[mariafromnj]

She isn't human right? No real human can look perfect all the time.

[Deleted]

Oct 18, 2013 14:11:54 GMT -5 urbancowgirl said:

Oct 18, 2013 13:42:54 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

This might be flameful, but this makes me feel really bitter about having a c-section. I feel like my muscles are just sitting on the shelf created by my scar and that shit will never flatten out no matter how much I work out.

I wonder if she's been working out.

I tell myself that she works with a trainer for two hours a day and skips dessert.  Makes me feel better whether it's true or not.

I swear she subsists on a diet of unicorn sashimi/

[mandy0810]

Oct 18, 2013 16:33:27 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Oct 18, 2013 13:49:18 GMT -5 mandy0810 said:

She looks amazing! But is it just me or does her belly button look kind of strange?

I have a "double belly button" (looks just her hers) now because pregnancy stretched my skin so much that it actually became lower  :?

Mine looks like an oval now lol. Ah, the joy of pregnancy!

[MixedBerryJam]

Oct 18, 2013 13:36:54 GMT -5 texassmith said:

Playing volleyball in 5 inch platform wedges and skinny jeans. I hate her and her perfect stomach.

She clearly used a pillow and a surrogate.

[MixedBerryJam]

Oct 18, 2013 14:08:46 GMT -5 alzi said:

Oct 18, 2013 13:42:54 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

This might be flameful, but this makes me feel really bitter about having a c-section. I feel like my muscles are just sitting on the shelf created by my scar and that shit will never flatten out no matter how much I work out.

I wonder if she's been working out.

I fucking hate the flap.

It's not just c-sections, either. I had an ectopic (nearly 20 years ago!) and the surgeon told me afterwards that I would thank him in the future for my "bikini scar" (that's what he called it.) Yeah, thanks for the bikini scar, so my flabby belly muscles know exactly where to pour out over whatever I'm wearing. Which is not now nor ever will be a bikini. 

[TrudyCampbell]

Damn.

[angelaa73]

Oct 18, 2013 14:16:34 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

They wouldn't want her to look any other way. Remember a long time ago when they spoke on her behalf about her real hair color or something weird like that. Assurance that she was all-natural, like a damned breeding horse.

They probably had her have some sort of laser treatments, or dug deep into the birthing history of the women in her family to see how she bounces back. Sounds like a blast.

She's not a slave scotty

[Deleted]

::loves her even more::

::runs to buy platform shoes for inevitable volleyball game::