I...I...a number 18...I didn't mean...you guys...

[elleblue]

Oct 27, 2013 20:29:32 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

The clit magnets are a nice touch. I just found what I'm giving for SS! Whee!

I think the light switch cover is by far the most useful though.

[isabel]

That is really fucking disturbing!

[bania]

Whenever someone says don't click.....I can't help but click.

It's very...detailed

[snickers]

[softspot]

Oct 27, 2013 20:52:59 GMT -5 @licia said:

The worst part of that whole thing is you know someone is going to order it and try to fuck it.

The food bowl? It doesn't have a vag, does it?

[KaraOrNot]

Oct 27, 2013 20:43:31 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Oct 27, 2013 20:29:32 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

The clit magnets are a nice touch. I just found what I'm giving for SS! Whee!

I think the light switch cover is by far the most useful though.

I feel like the soap is even more useful than a light switch cover.

[Deleted]

Nothing says professional like a pewter vag that holds business cards.

www.etsy.com/listing/116643790/business-card-holder-jackie-realistic?ref=cat_gallery_16

[agnes]

Oct 27, 2013 20:24:24 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Oct 27, 2013 20:23:34 GMT -5 agnes said:

omg there's one masturbating too.

Lol, I thought it was less masturbate-y and more, um.. covered?

Nope.  Totes masturbating. 

"Charlotte's Booty Bowl.A life size body casting from adult actress Charlotte Stokely,provides this erotic,functional display.For small packaged goods."

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Oct 27, 2013 21:17:43 GMT -5 @acaawesome said:

Nothing says professional like a pewter vag that holds business cards.

www.etsy.com/listing/116643790/business-card-holder-jackie-realistic?ref=cat_gallery_16

I would kind of respect my OBGYN for having that.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Oct 27, 2013 21:18:43 GMT -5 agnes said:

Oct 27, 2013 20:24:24 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Lol, I thought it was less masturbate-y and more, um.. covered?

Nope.  Totes masturbating. 

"Charlotte's Booty Bowl.A life size body casting from adult actress Charlotte Stokely,provides this erotic,functional display.For small packaged goods."

Always Practice Safe Snacks.

[Deleted]

Oct 27, 2013 20:18:20 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

I DIDN'T THINK THAT HARD ABOUT IT. THERE'S A MINIDICK HANGING OUT OF IT. I WENT AWAY FROM IT.

That's called an exposed clitoris and it's a fairly standard model. Lol!

[missmaddie]

What happened to Etsy being for cute hand-knit baby items and repurposed teacups???

[muffin0]

This will be one of those things I will have to explain to the NSA ... awesome

[CheshireGrin]

You have to at least admire the craftsmanship. I think.

[Deleted]

Dafuq!

[lissaholly]

Oct 27, 2013 22:02:25 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

You have to at least admire the craftsmanship. I think.

The flap of skin containing the belly button off to the side is good attention to detail.  I like that part.

[flex]

Oct 27, 2013 20:24:39 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

That's for your next Black Dahlia party.

I love you, maaaaaaan!

[PeonyParty]

Is it weird that I think the soap is kinda amazing?

[kirra]

Ick. And I was signed into Etsy, so now that's probably going to show up on my recommendations.

I can't get past the seller's soap. I just can't.