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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
Retarded. In any form. Gay when not used in reference to someone that is, in fact, homosexual. Any shorting of a word that is not much less effort that the original (frann vs friend, an vs and, ya know vs you know, etc.)
"I have bad news..." (there is no need to preface that, just tell me the effing news already)
Someone saying something tacky followed by "No offense..."
Oh, I thought of another one. When someone finds something they lost and says: "It was in the last place I looked!" Well, DUH. Why would you keep looking if you found it?
As in "Why are people talking so much shit about me? SMH!"
I am subjected to this about a billion times a day from some relatives that I won't block on FB because the entertainment value is too high.
Are you sure? I've only heard SMH as meaning "shaking my head", like "Why are people talking so much shit about me? Shaking my head" which means shaking their head in disbelief of how stupid people are.
I asked one time what SMH meant and about a dozen people posted "So Much Hate" as the definition.
I never thought of it to mean Shaking My Head but that makes sense too.