PITA BREAD ASK ME ANYTHING. You know what I mean.

[ae]

Jun 27, 2012 11:17:15 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

is there a lot of queefing?

EVERYBODY QUEEFS, CRACKHABIT.

[ae]

Jun 27, 2012 11:26:08 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

Are most of the orgy guys OK with guy on guy action? Or not? Or some of them? How do they know who is and who isn't? What about the chicks? I assume if you're having an orgy you're pretty open to anything sexually? At least in the moment of the orgy? Is that way off base?

In my experience, everyone was pretty open to everything except for anal. If you're not interested in the person, you can just tell them no. Current partner has participated in orgies himself and considers himself to be bi. I guess I'm bi, too, though I've never particularly identified that way.

[ae]

I didn't have a partner when I participated, so it was a non-issue, but from what I saw of others, it just kind of depended on who the participants were and the mood.

Generally, it's kind of awkward (or at least, I thought so) to have to turn someone down, but I did turn down a guy once because he was not my type. He handled it well, though, and it was polite, I just kind of said no and that I wasn't really into it, and he moved on to someone else.

They are messy. Hygiene-wise, everyone was clean, so it wasn't too bad, but there are lots of... bodily fluids? Ew. Sorry.

[ae]

Jun 27, 2012 11:51:31 GMT -5 gravytrain225 said:

Does it move to a bedroom or just stay where the party is taking place?

One started out in a bedroom, the other two mostly were contained to where the party was taking place (both in living rooms, mostly)

[daisyheadmaizie]

Jun 27, 2012 11:16:28 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

Jun 27, 2012 11:13:36 GMT -5 ae said:

One of the ones that I went to was clearly an orgy, with that express purpose. The other two were parties but there was talk beforehand of that sort of thing, and you just kind of get a feel for it, I guess? I don't know how else to describe.
I never had someone switch out behind me when I wasn't aware of it (although, I suppose if I wasn't aware of it, I wouldn't know anyway).
The ones I participated in were a few hours, depending, though it wasn't all sex the whole time.

what? do you break for snacks? hold up, everyone! Time for Triscuits!

/dead

[Kit]

I am fascinated by this thread.

[ae]

I might be able to answer glory hole questions and hiring "escorts" questions. Oh, and "massage parlor" questions. These would all be second-hand experiences.

[ae]

I'd imagine that could happen, but it never has to me. Usually, people who participate in these things are really respectful and don't do anything offensive.

[ae]

Jun 27, 2012 12:26:20 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Jun 27, 2012 12:23:32 GMT -5 ae said:

I might be able to answer glory hole questions and hiring "escorts" questions. Oh, and "massage parlor" questions. These would all be second-hand experiences.

Those actually exist?

How do people know it's a glory hole and not just a regular hole??

They definitely exist. My understanding is that it's usually pretty clear that it's a glory hole, depending on where it is, and they don't just stick their dicks in random holes in random places.

[mypunkinpie]

Do you know what's on the other side of a glory hole? Like what room or whatever? How do you know if anyone is on the other side when you stick your peen in?

I'm not sure what I would do if I saw a random peen sticking out of a hole in the side of the KMart. Well, before this post, I would have run screaming but that's just me.

[ae]

The person I know who has used glory holes said that he knew it was a glory hole because it was in a porn shop. He didn't know exactly what was on the other side of the glory hole but it was evidently a positive experience for him.

[ae]

I think the patrons (lulz) of glory holes generally don't go around sticking their dicks in nondescript holes in public restrooms.

[ae]

I'm searching glory hole on my local Craigslist and it seems like most of the people looking to participate in glory holes are talking about in-home glory holes. Though I'm pretty sure the porn shop in my area has one, because it has the little booths too. Or so I'm told.

[lkoenig]

Jun 27, 2012 10:51:08 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

Have you seen a micropeen at an orgy>?

dying

[Cricket0619]

I can't imagine the smell at the party +o( I have learned so many new things in this thread.

[ae]

I just asked and apparently there are not many public glory holes in my area, but they are probably in the porn shop near here. I'm learning things today!

[Captain Serious]

A gay friend of mine once explained to me that the holes cut out of two adjacent port-a-potties at the NY State Thruway rest-stops were glory holes. I never knew such a thing existed before then, and wasn't sure how much I believed this was a thing. Until another friend who was a NY State Trooper told me that the port-a-potties were all removed because they were "rendezvous spots."

All I keep thinking is that the plastic was cut so rough and jagged, surely people would just cut their tender bits to shreds. That can't be part of the fun.

[lkoenig]

Jun 27, 2012 12:50:28 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

I've never been hit on by a girl, but I did have a guy at a nightclub offer me and my sister-in-law $500 each plus a shopping spree the next day if we would come back to his house and take turns crapping on his face.

He even threw in the offer of making us breakfast the next day. Tempting, but no.

how seriously fucked up can one be to get off on someone taking a crap on said face *shivers*

[ae]

I'm pretty open minded but I don't do scat/watersports.

[ae]

I think I would crap on someone for $500 but I'm pretty sure I'd get stage fright and not be able to perform.

[salimoo]

If this thread stuck itself in a glory hole, I'd blow it for sure. A+.

[mamasaurus]

This thread is making me sad. I turned down an invitation to an orgy once because the host's best friend was going to be there, and I considered him a big time creeper. As in, I went on a date with him once and he tried to force his wang in my mouth.

Now I wonder if I missed out and should have risked potentially having to ruin everyone's good time by dealing with Creeper. I know a lot of this is the people saying they enjoyed it and me having not gotten any action in a long time, plus knowing that when I do, it probably won't even be good....but still.

SADFACE

Oh, but my local porn store has glory holes. This is why I go to the classy porn stores that are marketed to ladies. You know you won't step in somebody's old jizz.

Also, there was an episode of The Shield where somebody put mousetraps in glory holes. If I had a dong, that would discourage me from ever trying it. Ever.

[mamasaurus]

Jun 27, 2012 13:08:07 GMT -5 toledo said:

How do you put a mousetrap IN a glory hole. It's just a hole. In a thin wall.

I don't remember. Maybe it was dangling on the other side? Professor Google says the assailant made a custom trap.

[ae]

You could set up the mousetrap on like a stool perched directly beyond the hole.

That would be an unpleasant gloryhole surprise.

[ae]

Jun 27, 2012 13:14:12 GMT -5 toledo said:

Jun 27, 2012 13:12:41 GMT -5 ae said:

You could set up the mousetrap on like a stool perched directly beyond the hole.

That would be an unpleasant gloryhole surprise.

Although this is where a micropeen would come in handy.

I knew they were useful for something!

I wonder if micropeens are even big enough to make it through glory holes.

[snauzer]

Is there a dress code?
Age restrictions?
What if someone brings a "guest" that no one thinks is attractive?