My neighbors already have Christmas decorations up

[pantsparty]

FUCK.



And it's like It's A White Trash Christmas exploded all over their lawn. They have a snowman inflatable, some wire trees, some reindeer. WHERE IS THE COHESION?

So in "retaliation," I have purchased this lawn ornament set today.





WHUT. BITCHES GETTING SERVED UP WITH SOME OLD SCHOOL CHRISTMAS CLASS COME NOVEMBER 29TH.

Okay, I'm actually very excited about this. And worried. Someone's going to steal the abominable snowman, right? I should probably put these on our insurance policy now.

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I love all of that.

[Deleted]

I like them! You may as well start on your boo baskets now for next year.

[pantsparty]

Nov 12, 2013 11:30:09 GMT -5 05heel said:

I like them! You may as well start on your boo baskets now for next year.

[julez]

I love all of this crap. And I love that one of our neighbors has their Christmas display up and lit already.

[eb777888]

I got the Rudolph ears and nose for our car. LOL. I should be way more embarrassed but my kid adores Rudolph and wanted it so bad last year but it was too late. So we just got one the other day. It won't go on until the day after Thanksgiving, though.

[McGavin]

We got a dump of snow last night that REALLY makes me want to put up Christmas decorations. But we've already had Thanksgiving in Canada so Christmas is the next holiday.

We have a set of tree decorations that are from Rudolph. The Yukon Cornelius is my favorite.

[pantsparty]

Nov 12, 2013 11:32:26 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I got the Rudolph ears and nose for our car. LOL. I should be way more embarrassed but my kid adores Rudolph and wanted it so bad last year but it was too late. So we just got one the other day. It won't go on until the day after Thanksgiving, though.

Usually I judge the people dressing up their cars like reindeer, but now that I'm going to have a crapload of lawn decorations, I'm not sure that I'm allowed to. Hmmmm.

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I saw a massive inflatable turkey out in the country by my parents. I love it. I want an inflatable turkey

[eb777888]

Nov 12, 2013 11:37:31 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Nov 12, 2013 11:32:26 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I got the Rudolph ears and nose for our car. LOL. I should be way more embarrassed but my kid adores Rudolph and wanted it so bad last year but it was too late. So we just got one the other day. It won't go on until the day after Thanksgiving, though.

Usually I judge the people dressing up their cars like reindeer, but now that I'm going to have a crapload of lawn decorations, I'm not sure that I'm allowed to. Hmmmm.

Oh, judge away, lol. I know it's bad. BAD! But seeing how happy it makes David is worth the embarrassment. 

[styme46]

I'm going to need to know where you got these! I love Rudolph! My H will probably kill me if I get it though. His mom loves Rudolph more than me and he's so burnt out on it. But this is amazing!

Lots of people were putting up their Christmas decorations here this weekend because it was so nice out. I try to do ours early too but won't turn anything on until after Thanksgiving. However, this year, I'll be lucky if I can find everything. The contents of our garage at the old house was thrown into the horse trailer randomly, and in turn, thrown into the new garage equally as random and I have no fucking clue where anything is. It'll probably take us an entire day to find everything.

[Deleted]

I find in Canada, Christmas decorations are fair game starting Nov 12 (Remembrance Day is Nov 11) since our Turkey day is in October. So I noticed a whole bunch of people getting their stuff ready this weekend.

Our rear neighbours are totally white trash decorations. We actually had to get special blinds for our patio door so we could block them out.

[snickers]

Around here, you have to decorate while it's still nice out, otherwise your fingers will freeze to your ornaments lol

[pantsparty]

It's always nice here! No excuse!

Actually, I was reading the reviews on the set (purchased here, 20% off with SAVE2013 www.improvementscatalog.com/rudolph-26-bumble-outdoor-christmas-decor/292975) and someone noted that they didn't think Bumble was going to stand up to the weather. I was seriously confused for a second, then I remembered other people get snow! And then I laughed and laughed.

I went to look at Christmas decor at Target yesterday. They have a really cute outdoor set of animals with scarves I was going to purchase until I found the Rudolph set.

[blondemoment123]

Where did you get the Rudolph set? I need it!
Eta: thanks for the link. I'm buying it today!

[tacocat]

I like that set. H doesn't like those movies, so he probably wouldn't be a big fan. He did want to get a bunch of the angry bird inflatables he saw in Walgreens. Yeah, not gonna happen.

[styme46]

Nov 12, 2013 11:28:43 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

FUCK.

Also, I'm going to have to save this gif! I tell my boss this at least 5 times a day. Good thing I've worked in customer service related jobs my whole life! My boss thinks I hide it well that I hate people!

[pantsparty]

Nov 12, 2013 12:22:44 GMT -5 blondemoment123 said:

Where did you get the Rudolph set? I need it!
Eta: thanks for the link. I'm buying it today!

The 20% off code is actually MP3NC01.

[starlily]

Nov 12, 2013 12:20:40 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

It's always nice here! No excuse!

Actually, I was reading the reviews on the set (purchased here, 20% off with SAVE2013 www.improvementscatalog.com/rudolph-26-bumble-outdoor-christmas-decor/292975) and someone noted that they didn't think Bumble was going to stand up to the weather. I was seriously confused for a second, then I remembered other people get snow! And then I laughed and laughed.

I went to look at Christmas decor at Target yesterday. They have a really cute outdoor set of animals with scarves I was going to purchase until I found the Rudolph set.

Link to the Target set? I am so excited to decorate on 11/29!

[pantsparty]

Nov 12, 2013 12:59:21 GMT -5 starlily said:

Link to the Target set? I am so excited to decorate on 11/29!

It's the Lighted Tinsel set. www.target.com/s?searchTerm=lighted+tinsel&category=0%7CAll%7Cmatchallpartial%7Call+categories&lnk=snav_sbox_lighted+tinsel

They're super cute!

[pantsparty]

Nov 12, 2013 13:08:31 GMT -5 @astrid said:

I found them. False alarm. I am annoyed I have to buy each piece separately.

That's the way I had to do it. 

[pantsparty]

Okay, now I've found the leg lamp on Amazon.

I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF CONTROL.

[styme46]

Nov 12, 2013 13:11:22 GMT -5 @astrid said:

I'm so excited, but I feel like I have to sort of have permission to spend 300 bucks. Damnit.

This is where I'm at. Only I'm pretty sure my H will tell me no since it's Rudolph so I might just do it anyway and put them up while he's gone and surprise him! Ha!

I'm also super annoyed that I have to buy them separately.

[styme46]

Nov 12, 2013 13:17:32 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Okay, now I've found the leg lamp on Amazon.

I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF CONTROL.

See now this is one my H would totally get behind if I bought it!

[pantsparty]

Nov 12, 2013 13:20:47 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Nov 12, 2013 13:20:03 GMT -5 styme46 said:

See now this is one my H would totally get behind if I bought it!

This is flameful.  I do not find the leg lamp appealing.

How can you not like it!

IT'S A MAJOR AWARD!

[Yankees21]

Nov 12, 2013 13:17:32 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Okay, now I've found the leg lamp on Amazon.

I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF CONTROL.

As a lawn ornament?! I need this.

[starlily]

Nov 12, 2013 13:07:54 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Nov 12, 2013 12:59:21 GMT -5 starlily said:

Link to the Target set? I am so excited to decorate on 11/29!

It's the Lighted Tinsel set. www.target.com/s?searchTerm=lighted+tinsel&category=0%7CAll%7Cmatchallpartial%7Call+categories&lnk=snav_sbox_lighted+tinsel

They're super cute!

Damn it - I'm going to have to go into the 'hood to track down that dachshund!

[Jermys]

Oh. My. God. The polka-dotted elephant is my absolute favorite misfit toy ever. EVER. Please mail him to me, stat.

[RoxMonster]

The neighbors down the street have theirs up and lit already. There is also a house a couple blocks away who has INTENSE decorations every Christmas. The entire yard, every square inch, is filled with loud and gawdy Christmas decorations. They also blast Christmas music at night while their yard is lit up. It is so bright and so loud, you can see/hear it from a block away. I would be in a rage if I was their neighbor.

[winelady]

Nov 12, 2013 20:33:51 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Oh. My. God. The polka-dotted elephant is my absolute favorite misfit toy ever. EVER. Please mail him to me, stat.

www.amazon.com/Rudolph-Misfit-Elephant-Decoration-Holiday/dp/B009P11BRQ/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1384309567&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=bumble+and+rudolph+elephant