Things you judge that others think are cute-

[wambam]

There are people out there who think the blow up Christmas decorations are cute?!

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Nov 12, 2013 15:59:33 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

Nov 12, 2013 14:37:53 GMT -5 melindafelinda said:

OMG. That Pier One commercial with the penguin or whatever that giggles insanely and says "I put my foot in a cupcake!!" or something. I want that thing to die so bad. So bad. I'm getting a twitch thinking about it. Fuck that penguin. Fuck Pier One. Fuck the actor who did that voice. Fuck the advertising agency that came up with it. Fuck them all.


eta: Video added. Don't watch this unless you want to murder something.

Sweet Jesus, this is horrific.  Also - is that penguin the voice of Tommy from Rugrats?  Also known as the most annoying cartoon that has ever existed?

all pier one commercials are like this for me.

[litebright]

Nov 12, 2013 14:02:23 GMT -5 wannabe said:

OH! Eyelashes on car headlights. SO DUMB.

DD2 and I saw this for the first time a couple of weeks ago at Target. 

She thought they were incredible. Of course, she's three. 

[MrsAxilla]

Miche purses. No one under the age of 70 should carry one.

[iamgrace]

Nov 12, 2013 14:37:35 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Glitter nail polish on anyone over the age of 16.

I'm guilty of this, but only on my toes.  I use a chunky glitter and put on 4 coats. It looks awesome. Solid glitter, man. I'm wearing it right now. Silver. 

[Deleted]

I think a lot of things that most people think are cute are not, in fact, cute.

But do I judge these things?

Not really.

[survivor626]

Bitstrips, those bell-bottom ruffle pants/tops for little girls with the crazy patterns/colors, giant baby bows/flowers, those newborn baby pictures of the kid hanging in a net

[iamgrace]

Nov 12, 2013 16:36:19 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I think a lot of things that most people think are cute are not, in fact, cute.

But do I judge these things?

Not really.

Yes. I just think to myself "oh, you're one of THOSE". 

Lol

[luckyval]

Nov 12, 2013 16:36:42 GMT -5 survivor626 said:

Bitstrips, those bell-bottom ruffle pants/tops for little girls with the crazy patterns/colors, giant baby bows/flowers, those newborn baby pictures of the kid hanging in a net

I really dislike these. It's like they're all trying to be Cher impersonators.

I'm glad I had a boy and can avoid this trend with the grandmothers.

[berbles]

Nov 12, 2013 15:59:33 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

Nov 12, 2013 14:37:53 GMT -5 melindafelinda said:

OMG. That Pier One commercial with the penguin or whatever that giggles insanely and says "I put my foot in a cupcake!!" or something. I want that thing to die so bad. So bad. I'm getting a twitch thinking about it. Fuck that penguin. Fuck Pier One. Fuck the actor who did that voice. Fuck the advertising agency that came up with it. Fuck them all.


eta: Video added. Don't watch this unless you want to murder something.

Sweet Jesus, this is horrific.  Also - is that penguin the voice of Tommy from Rugrats?  Also known as the most annoying cartoon that has ever existed?

I believe so.  EG Daily.  She was on The Voice this season.  Blake looooved her.  I didn't get it.

ETA: She was also Dotty in the Pee-Wee movie

[shostakovich]

E.G. Daily in Better Off Dead and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure? Awesome.

E.G. Daily as the voice of Tommy in Rugrats? Die. Die. Die.

I really hated that show.

[TrickyBob]

Nov 12, 2013 16:02:45 GMT -5 wambam said:

There are people out there who think the blow up Christmas decorations are cute?!

I don't exactly find them cute but I was just browsing for one. My street severely lacks in the Christmas department and I really want a giant obnoxious blow up Christmas decoration to stand in sisterhood with the lady across the street. She has no less than 5 Christmas trees in her house, she is the only house that decorates, and I love her for it. 

Plus the one neighbor hates everything Christmas and I'd get joy out of him having to look at my giant decoration for a month. 

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Sooo many things. Those bumper sticker families, shirts that say "daddy's little/mommy's little princess/hunter", most scarves, belted sweaters with jeans, monogrammed purses, wall hangings that have inspirational sayings...

I could go on.

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Nov 12, 2013 13:39:24 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

Pugs. *ducks* :-P

And Uggs.

(Ooooh mine rhyme!)

I love my uggs. Plus I wear them like this, so it makes people's hatred even stronger.

[laceylaplante]

People who dress their identical twins the exact same, every single day.

[marylennox]

I love glitter nail polish. I actually just really like glitter in general.

I also like the pink sports apparel, but fortunately I don't give a shit about sports, so I'm safe from that one.

I judge bachelorette parties that have penis party favors like necklaces/straws/suckers or penis cakes.

[pbutter]

Duck Dynasty fans

[hisno1girl]

Nov 12, 2013 15:46:00 GMT -5 peachy said:

French tip style manicures where the tip starts way below the skin line.

That makes me want to run up to people and snap their fingernails right off.



OMG LOOK AT HER STUPID THUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stinkyfeet]

Kids answering the phone 
headbands on babies that don't have hair
Little girls/toddlers on cheerleading. "Squads"

[hisno1girl]

Nov 12, 2013 20:31:27 GMT -5 peachy said:

Nov 12, 2013 20:15:47 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

That makes me want to run up to people and snap their fingernails right off.



OMG LOOK AT HER STUPID THUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG HAIRY BITCH SHAVE YOUR KNUCKLES!

Sorry, don't know why I'm yelling

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Nov 12, 2013 20:20:36 GMT -5 stinkyfeet said:

Kids answering the phone 
headbands on babies that don't have hair
Little girls/toddlers on cheerleading. "Squads"

how young we talking here?

[bab]

I can't stand those nasty, pointed, claw nails a la Rihanna and Fergie. I saw a cashier with those at Trader Joes today and I was like, no.

Also, those gross, giant, donut hole ear spacer things. That look is good on absolutely no one. Everyone with those things in their ears looks worse than they would without them. There are zero exceptions to this rule.

[blueballoon]

Fashion scarves
Booties
That shrieking noise kids make

[stinkyfeet]

Nov 12, 2013 21:08:23 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

Nov 12, 2013 20:20:36 GMT -5 stinkyfeet said:

Kids answering the phone 
headbands on babies that don't have hair
Little girls/toddlers on cheerleading. "Squads"

how young we talking here?

4&5 year olds. I just find it creepy & pageant like. 

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Nov 12, 2013 21:27:31 GMT -5 stinkyfeet said:

Nov 12, 2013 21:08:23 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

how young we talking here?

4&5 year olds. I just find it creepy & pageant like. 

ok we're good, Lucy won't cheer til next year, lol

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Nov 12, 2013 13:57:32 GMT -5 05heel said:

When people type in kidspeak. Like, "I wuv dis," or "me poopded on awn dah flo"

This is the #2 thing that people say they like about my blog.

#1) you're so funny (it's not that funny)

#2) I love the phonetic toddler speak.

I'm CRUSHED.

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Nov 12, 2013 21:27:31 GMT -5 stinkyfeet said:

Nov 12, 2013 21:08:23 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

how young we talking here?

4&5 year olds. I just find it creepy & pageant like. 

This is weirdly feminist of me, but I can't stand the concept of a sport that:

A) revolves around and exists because of a male sport from inception

B) professionally culminates in shaking ones booty in sparkly hot pants and go go boots on national t.v.

[frankjrjr]

Chevron pocket tshirts.
Moms wearing the same outfits as their daughters.

The two above brought to you by my MIL just making me a chevron pocket tshirt to match my daughters

[stinkyfeet]

I love minions. :-) but I understand the sentiment.

[BaliHai]

People who give their children names from shitty books, BECAUSE of said shitty books.