Lol. I read that as a drunk pic and then was like what a bizarre thing to send to someone and was really confused about your comment that the recipient wasn't missing out on anything.
NO! pretend you're a jealous husband who just saw the dick pic come up on his wife's phone!
I have had my cell number for about 14 years. About 6 years ago I started getting dick pics, and they were not from my then husband. I would chuckle and then delete them. Well the last one I got the guy was finishing and I showed my husband so he picks up the phone and calls the guy and the guy answers the phone with "so you liked that baby? You miss that baby?" And my husband said "NO, I did not like that at all and I don't really like you sending pictures like that to my 15 year old daughter either!". The guy freaked the fuck out and begged him not to call the cops and that he thought it was his ex-girlfriend's number.
I have had my cell number for about 14 years. About 6 years ago I started getting dick pics, and they were not from my then husband. I would chuckle and then delete them. Well the last one I got the guy was finishing and I showed my husband so he picks up the phone and calls the guy and the guy answers the phone with "so you liked that baby? You miss that baby?" And my husband said "NO, I did not like that at all and I don't really like you sending pictures like that to my 15 year old daughter either!". The guy freaked the fuck out and begged him not to call the cops and that he thought it was his ex-girlfriend's number.
That's soooo funny, but I can't help but feel sorry for the guy.
I'm pretty sure that posting that would be violating all kinds of terms and conditions. Plus I don't know how to blur the phone number on a screen shot.
i don't believe you. all of your stories are grandiose.
PIP.
Woah, woah, woah, lady please. Some of us are at work.
@vaba if you do PIP then please photoshop a business suit on first so it's SFW. ETA: And have him hold a sign next to it with the time/date and your screen name so we know it's legit and not some blurry dick pick you pulled from craigslist.
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