I soo don't buy that you were joking. You were totally looking for someone to word your CL post for you. You just felt bad once people started flaming you
Your post reminded me that I took 2 cookies home from H's holiday party last night. They are going to taste really good with my latte. Thanks!!
Ugh, my dog is driving me insane these days too, lol. But, the best thing about a little dog is they can't reach the counter, or the toilet, or anything really. She just wants to sit her arse on me allllll day.
My dogs eat all the random shit they can find, most of which makes them extremely sick, or could potentially kill them. Before we knew they could jump onto our kitchen table, they ate an entire package of Dove dark chocolates with caramel, AND THE FOILS that they came in. They were sick for days. Another time, someone dropped an entire order or sushi in a parking lot we were walking them through and they ate it, also sick for days. The best (really worst), one day I was running an errand for work and something told me to swing by the house to check on them, I get there and our female had gotten into the garbage and stuck her head in the bag from the cereal box to eat the crumbs, the bag wound up stuck on her head. I'm not sure if she would have been able to get it off, and technically no one would have been home for another 6 hours, so things probably wouldn't have ended well. They are seriously the worst dogs I know (in the non-violent sense).
My dogs eat all the random shit they can find, most of which makes them extremely sick, or could potentially kill them. Before we knew they could jump onto our kitchen table, they ate an entire package of Dove dark chocolates with caramel, AND THE FOILS that they came in. They were sick for days. Another time, someone dropped an entire order or sushi in a parking lot we were walking them through and they ate it, also sick for days. The best (really worst), one day I was running an errand for work and something told me to swing by the house to check on them, I get there and our female had gotten into the garbage and stuck her head in the bag from the cereal box to eat the crumbs, the bag wound up stuck on her head. I'm not sure if she would have been able to get it off, and technically no one would have been home for another 6 hours, so things probably wouldn't have ended well. They are seriously the worst dogs I know (in the non-violent sense).
Tucker is so food driven too. Luckily he has a stomach of steel so very little of the nasty shit he has eaten has made him sick. He recently stole corn on the cob from a 2yo and ate the entire cob. You are lucky you found your pup with the box on her head. Once tucker locked himself in an interior bathroom (so pitch black) going after the trash and it scared him so bad he shit EVERYWHERE. It looked like a crime scene. He was so terrified I couldn't even be mad.
The worst thing about counter surfing is that if they succeed EVEN ONCE, you have to restart that training all over again. Our dog went 2.5 years without a single counter surfing episode, decided to try it ONCE, succeeded, and now we are back to babygating the kitchen unless it's spotless. His attempts are decreasing but I don't trust that fucker yet. God damn dogs.
Post by alicenelson on Dec 12, 2013 17:58:55 GMT -5
VeryViolet, for what it's worth, I totally got the sarcasm--even before I read your ETA. I haven't read past half-way through the first page, but I hope your day got better. Hair pets.
Ugh, dogs can be such a pain in the ass. One time I spent HOURS making cake pops for Sofia's first birthday. I went to put Sofia to bed and when I came downstairs all that was left was crumbs and sticks. Fucking dog.
Post by RoxMonster on Dec 12, 2013 18:02:47 GMT -5
I had to LOL at the part about him taking your spot in bed and not moving. Roxie does this to me EVERY night. If I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I come back and she is cuddled up on my pillow. Refuses to move. H usually has to pick her up and lift her off (she's 55 lbs). After he does that, she will happily cuddle up in the middle of us.
She does this with stealing my spot on the sofa too if I get up.