Did we talk about the guy with two dicks?

[greenapple]

Jan 2, 2014 19:42:20 GMT -5 bonquiqui said:

It kind of reminds me of ginger

YES!  Hairy ginger. 

Thinking of the lazy eye I was thinking of some sort of rounded stump pointing sidewards + a normal penis.   No.  And no.

[lilafowler]

This. Is. Awesome.

[hisno1girl]

I just showed this to DH and he said, "He can get two blow jobs at once. Lucky bastard."

[VeryViolet]

I took a screenshot and sent it to my mom and sister. Right above was a text conversation about some pretty heavy family shit that was going on. I am going to burn in hell or maybe get some kudos for lightening the mood?

[hisno1girl]

Also, this might be the best story ever told on ML.

This is setting the bar pretty fucking high on the second day of the year.

[litebright]

"Amazeballs!" seems appropriate here. Possibly "amaze-peen"?

I will add this to the long, long list of things I would never, ever know about if not for the Internet/ML.

[pittsmcgee]

?!?

[janegold]

Jan 2, 2014 20:17:09 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

I just showed this to DH and he said, "He can get two blow jobs at once. Lucky bastard."

H said "I want one."

[elleblue]

Jan 2, 2014 20:34:06 GMT -5 janegold said:

Jan 2, 2014 20:17:09 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

I just showed this to DH and he said, "He can get two blow jobs at once. Lucky bastard."

H said "I want one."

As in blow job or penis (two penises)? I'm hoping he at least has the one, otherwise I sort of feel sorry for you Jane. heh

[janegold]

Jan 2, 2014 20:37:01 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Jan 2, 2014 20:34:06 GMT -5 janegold said:

H said "I want one."

As in blow job or penis (two penises)? I'm hoping he at least has the one, otherwise I sort of feel sorry for you Jane. heh

He said he wants a double penis, lol.  

[papie]

I just told H about this and he is not interested in seeing a picture. Weirdo!

[eb777888]

Jan 2, 2014 21:34:40 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

My H isn't convinced it they are real. 

That's what mine said. 

[sake]

my vagina hurts enough after having sex with just my H's giant peen… I can not imagine having sex with 2 inside me at once, I would probably cry.

Also, H saw the pics, and he said that's not how he imagined, and if our son ha been born with 2 peni, he would have opted to have one removed. Which i felt was an odd thing for a guy to say.

[VeryViolet]

Jan 2, 2014 21:56:28 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I believe the pics, but I don't know about some of his stories...

What don't you believe? I believe him just because if you have two dicks you must go out and do all the freaky porn-like sex stuff right? I feel like people into boring twice a week married sex (::cough:: me ::cough: may want one experience with that but I would be way too intimidated to do it regularly.

[eb777888]

Jan 2, 2014 21:54:24 GMT -5 sake said:

my vagina hurts enough after having sex with just my H's giant peen… I can not imagine having sex with 2 inside me at once, I would probably cry.

[sake]

Jan 2, 2014 22:03:06 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Jan 2, 2014 21:54:24 GMT -5 sake said:

my vagina hurts enough after having sex with just my H's giant peen… I can not imagine having sex with 2 inside me at once, I would probably cry.

thats how I feel most of the time too…. thats why we don't have as much sex as normal people…. haha

[alicenelson]

The main thing I learned from this thread: @fucksticklegit knows her porn. You got questions? She's got answers!

[eb777888]

I don't know if I believe it. I did but then me and H had a 15 minute conversation about it and I was all "NOOO, it's real!" And he said "you know I don't believe anything like that on the internet." I kept trying to convince him by googling facts (lol) then I told him the story about the guy who had two dicks who found the girl with two vaginas and how they got married and I knew right then he'd never believe anything else I said about it.

[obladi]

I can't believe I thought double penetration was something in the vag something in the butt this whole time. I didn't know it was two things in the vag. I am so lame.

[elleblue]

Jan 2, 2014 22:08:57 GMT -5 obladi said:

I can't believe I thought double penetration was something in the vag something in the butt this whole time. I didn't know it was two things in the vag. I am so lame.

That's what I've always thought too, and I'm pretty sure it still counts just that there are more options or combinations than I've ever imagined. Lol

[margotmacomber]

I told my H about this and he wouldn't believe me that I didn't look at any pictures.  I HAVE NOT.  I asked if he wanted to see but he noped on out.

[Deleted]

Jan 2, 2014 22:25:39 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

My H seemed shocked that I had seen the pics. Like, really?

Lol. Mine was like "you looked, didn't you?" ^o).   OF COURSE I LOOKED. How could I not look? 

[mirandahobbes]

All these posts, and not one mentions a "double header"? Kind of disappointed.

I'm trying to picture two BJs at once. Would the girls have to be Olympic synchronized fellatio medalists? Wouldn't they hit their heads? This is making me think too much.

[eb777888]

Jan 2, 2014 22:20:47 GMT -5 mofongo said:

People, it's real. I can't speak for this specific case or interview but it exists. It is any more bizarre than being born with a penis and a vagina?

Oh, I know it happens (1 in 5.5 million!). I'm just not convinced that he's for real.

[pantsparty]

I don't know why anyone wouldn't look at the pictures. Like, they can't come through the screen and dick slap you. I promise!

[hungrycaterpillar]

Jan 2, 2014 22:07:44 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I don't know if I believe it. I did but then me and H had a 15 minute conversation about it and I was all "NOOO, it's real!" And he said "you know I don't believe anything like that on the internet." I kept trying to convince him by googling facts (lol) then I told him the story about the guy who had two dicks who found the girl with two vaginas and how they got married and I knew right then he'd never believe anything else I said about it.

You know - I'm probably in the minority here, but I rarely if ever tell H what I do on GBCN. I'll start laughing and he'll say What? and I say - you wouldn't understand. lol.   I doubt he'd believe the double peen story either. 

[eb777888]

HC- I don't tell him much, but I do tell him about controversial news stories and stuff because I like to get his take on things. And guys with two dicks, too, apparently. I thought it was really interesting! lol

[elleblue]

Huh. My H had no interest in seeing pics either. I expected better of him. 

[montereybride]

I'm at a friend's house and can't read about this right now. Mostly because I had to excuse myself when I clicked on the photos and choked so hard I almost peed myself.

[balletofangels]

It all reminds me of the double headed kitten I saw at the Ripley's Believe it or not museum in Niagara Falls.