What do you think of this dress?

[themoneytree]

Mar 17, 2014 19:59:43 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Listen, studytime45, how do you feel in the dress? Because Michelle Obama could wear this and it would be the epitome of fashion. Or Snooki could wear it and it would terrible. It's how you wear it. And how you feel in it.  Personally, I think you look great. 

I seriously can't imagine Michelle Obama being seen dead in a keyhole dress.

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Positing that Michelle Obama would ever consider wearing this travesty of a dress is flammable.

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Mar 17, 2014 20:06:24 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Michelle Obama, keyhole dress..



Though it isn't a bust keyhole..

Lol that this is even being compared.

[eb777888]

Nic...no. lol

[studytime45]

I feel like people are flaming me for this dress like I designed it with the keyhole. Back up! lol

[janegold]

Mar 17, 2014 19:59:43 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Listen, studytime45, how do you feel in the dress? Because Michelle Obama could wear this and it would be the epitome of fashion. Or Snooki could wear it and it would terrible. It's how you wear it. And how you feel in it.  Personally, I think you look great. 

Nic, I appreciate that you are trying to be nice in a sea of bitter hags (jk)...but no.  Never.

[snickers]

The color looks great on you, but I do not like the cut out.

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Mar 17, 2014 20:09:50 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Mar 17, 2014 20:07:00 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Positing that Michelle Obama would ever consider wearing this travesty of a dress is flammable.

Please.  She could wear anything and look lovely.  It's attitude and class that determine trashy.

Please, yourself.

Your "comparison" above is utterly ridiculous, and you've lost any shred of credibility on this topic

[janegold]

I am not opposed to cut-outs in general (and I have a dress with cut-outs myself) but the particular shape and placement is just...not good. It's not sexy or cute, it's just weird. I don't like that neckline either; it's passé.

[themoneytree]

Mar 17, 2014 20:09:50 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Mar 17, 2014 20:07:00 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Positing that Michelle Obama would ever consider wearing this travesty of a dress is flammable.

Please.  She could wear anything and look lovely.  It's attitude and class that determine trashy.

Mother Teresa would have looked like a street walker in that dress.

ETA: I'm joking. I don't think the dress is that awful. Just the cutout.

[daisybuchannan]

Dude, throwing on a wide turquoise belt to cover the cutout is even worse than the dress itself.

That would make the boobs appear waist level, and eliminate any waist.

[daisybuchannan]

Mar 17, 2014 20:13:48 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Mar 17, 2014 20:11:53 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Please, yourself.

Your "comparison" above is utterly ridiculous, and you've lost any shred of credibility on this topic

Really?  You don't think Michelle could make anything look beautiful?  

No.

You can throw a cheap tacky dress on a beautiful woman, and it will still looks like a cheap and tacky dress.

[eb777888]

Mar 17, 2014 20:13:48 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Mar 17, 2014 20:11:53 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Please, yourself.

Your "comparison" above is utterly ridiculous, and you've lost any shred of credibility on this topic

Really?  You don't think Michelle could make anything look beautiful?  

Michelle Obama would never wear it! That cutout is heinous! lol

[TrickyBob]

I do like the dresses that have the heart cut out in the back.

Is that tacky?

I would never wear one because of back fat but still.

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Mar 17, 2014 20:13:48 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Mar 17, 2014 20:11:53 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Please, yourself.

Your "comparison" above is utterly ridiculous, and you've lost any shred of credibility on this topic

Really?  You don't think Michelle could make anything look beautiful?  

You're really not good at logical argument.

The point is that Michelle has class and would never select this sad frock.

And, no, no person in the world looks good in every single outfit, even Michelle Obama.  That's lunacy.

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It's quite possible Michelle Obama COULD make that dress look less trashy.

However, she has enough sense not to test that theory.

[jaycee]

Mar 17, 2014 20:13:48 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Mar 17, 2014 20:11:53 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Please, yourself.

Your "comparison" above is utterly ridiculous, and you've lost any shred of credibility on this topic

Really?  You don't think Michelle could make anything look beautiful?  

I think Michelle is the epitome of class and beauty and I do NOT think she could make anything look beautiful.  She has a very specific body type (small chest in comparison to her hips).  She dresses very thoughtfully for her figure.

She wouldn't wear a dress with a keyhole cut out under the bust in a million years.

[speckledfrog]

When I was shopping for prom dresses we called cut outs like that "access holes." I didn't like them then and I don't like them now.

[marylennox]

Please, whatever you do, DO NOT put a belt on that dress! Just...no. What's wrong with you people. lol

[DotAndBuzz]

The color is lovely, but that's really the best part of the dress.  You are adorable, and can do much better.

As for the idea of black lace over the cut out modification?

[studytime45]

You guys are hilarious. Thanks for the continuing opinions. Love the gifs. lol!

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The only acceptable alteration to that dress would be taking it outside and lighting it on fire.

[LeggsBenedict]

have you considered weaving neon duct tape through the hole and making a matching wallet?

so chic.

[polka]

The color is pretty

[polka]

Mar 17, 2014 20:56:29 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Oh, and 'trashy' to me is like a Frederick's of Hollywood thing. I don't think it's the worst thing, ever. Not = to ML trashy. Trashy trashy is an empty cat food can with a cig butt in it. That dress is not there. And I like the color!

Ugh.  Now I need to figure out something else to wear when we gtg. 

[polka]

Mar 17, 2014 21:07:33 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Mar 17, 2014 21:03:11 GMT -5 polka said:

Ugh.  Now I need to figure out something else to wear when we gtg. 

No, you don't understand.  I LOVE Frederick's of Hollywood and their crotchless panties to match their leotard dresses.  You can do aerobics or go to the bar.  Or have your poon sandblasted by a Bear Grylls look-a-like.

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The thought of combining purple and turquoise is giving me flashbacks.

[daisyheadmaizie]

That travesty of a dress is not the only thing ever made in that color. You can do better, way better.

Also, dear lord, no one said you had fucking saggy tits. You just need more support. Big tits need support, it is a given.

[Jermys]

Mar 17, 2014 21:15:10 GMT -5 @amoosed said:

The thought of combining purple and turquoise is giving me flashbacks.

Acid flashbacks?  Because yeah.

[KKD]

Mar 17, 2014 19:42:53 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

If ya'll think this is trashy, I don't even want to tell you what I was wearing at 22.

I do not believe this for one second! But good point.

I do think it looks cheap and unflattering, and if you have to MAKE it work, you're better off returning it. You can do better!