The superbowl episode where Bev is an Alcoholic and Roseanne bans all alcohol. Dan and Jackie go in the garage and drink a keg and Jackie is drunk. Dan said they should go back in the house.
Jackie: But Bev is in there! Beverage. Non-alcoholic Beverage!
One of my favorites I watched the other day was the one where Roseanne is trying to take a bath and falls asleep and has this fantasy of killing her kids/Dan and going on trial.
And one of the best scenes was this one when Roseanne's waitress buddy brought it in spades:
I can't find a gif but the one where David (played by the apparently very well endowed Johnny Galecki) is told by Dan and Roseanne that he needs to apologize to Darlene though he did nothing wrong. That one gets quoted in this house all the time.
omg yes. When he clicks the glasses together and mouths "doesn't matter" is one of the all time best moments of the show.
i loved this show. my mom used to let me stay up until NINE-THIRTY on tuesday nights to watch roseanne. it is also when my raging crush on john goodman started. it continues to this day. #chubbychaser #ialsolovekevinjames
OMG I thought I was the only one with a crush on John Goodman! I love him.
I can't find a gif but the one where David (played by the apparently very well endowed Johnny Galecki) is told by Dan and Roseanne that he needs to apologize to Darlene though he did nothing wrong. That one gets quoted in this house all the time.
omg yes. When he clicks the glasses together and mouths "doesn't matter" is one of the all time best moments of the show.
Yep! DH and I do that all the time. It is a classic.