What guarantees a good colon cleansing for you?

[fuckyourcouch]

Metformin

[flex]

Excitement of shopping online.

Yesterday I was looking for airfare to fly to Seattle for a GTG. I got so excited about the trip and all that I had to poop twice in an hour. TWICE!!

[dirtyred]

Haribo sugar free gummi bears.  Here's a sample review on Amazon.  If you have time, read all of them.  They're hilarious!

"Holy Mother of God



These reviews were no joke. I figured everybody was just trying to 1up each other, I was wrong. I ate a few handfuls of these little bastards and a couple of hours later, I was unleashing hell itself on my poor toilet.

Good thing my date cancelled tonight. Nothing kills the mood more than s***ting out your insides.



If you ever have to get a colonoscopy, these demon gummis work better than any laxative on the market."

[phoeny]

Chinese food

[flex]

High fat foods, such as refried beans.

[seabitch]

Burger King Fish sandwich, every time.

[wysiwyg]

Spicy food and grease.

I love that type of food, but my body does not.

[thedahliharpa]

Chipotle

[Mrs.Rad888]

Trying on clothes at TJ Maxx
Tacos at the pub
And, I've recently discovered since starting Fresh 20, brown rice.