Please share fb posts that are currently annoying you.

[thelurkylulu]

I love reading stupid shit people post on social media.

Poof.

[rageragerage]

Jun 2, 2014 11:42:09 GMT -5 thelurkylulu said:

angry

What the actual fuck?  I am sure the child will cherish these words for years to come.

[wambam]

I can't blame her for being scared and angry. I would be too.

But "we're just good parents"

[rageragerage]

My WTF of the day was a video titled "Avery getting a little morning tail!" It was a six month old chewing on the tail of a dog. I am sure the dog just loves that, and it clearly isn't a recipe for disaster.

[bronxgirl]

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it's not that they're just amazing parents.

[coribelle26]

Oh man they can fuck right off.

[thelurkylulu]

Jun 2, 2014 11:43:16 GMT -5 rageragerage said:

Jun 2, 2014 11:42:09 GMT -5 thelurkylulu said:

angry

What the actual fuck?  I am sure the child will cherish these words for years to come.

Ummm can you edit that quote, please? LOL

[rageragerage]

Jun 2, 2014 11:43:57 GMT -5 frkls said:

Pdq fail

Fixed it. HTH.

[candreco]

OMG, that's awful.

I'm mostly annoyed that I have people selling BeachBody and all of the supplements/DVDs/smoothies/etc., Jamberry nails, Rodan+Fields, essential oils and god knows what else in my feed. Seriously people, get a Like page, stop using your personal page for this shit.

[thelurkylulu]

Jun 2, 2014 11:43:36 GMT -5 wambam said:

I can't blame her for being scared and angry. I would be too.

But "we're just good parents"

I know. That's the part that made me want to vomit. And she's referring to her favorite child, nonetheless.

[pandorica]

Jun 2, 2014 11:45:36 GMT -5 candreco said:

OMG, that's awful.

I'm mostly annoyed that I have people selling BeachBody and all of the supplements/DVDs/smoothies/etc., Jamberry nails, Rodan+Fields, essential oils and god knows what else in my feed. Seriously people, get a Like page, stop using your personal page for this shit.

This reminds me of the mommy blogger on my FB. She got a FB page for her blog "so the people who wanted to see it could follow" and so it wouldn't take over her personal page. Guess who shares the post from her blog page for EVERY blog post?! Her blog name makes me gag, and I was hoping the new FB page would stop this. Ugh.

[stephlove]

I had someone post a picture of a pregnancy test this morning with the caption "Dan! We're going to be parents!"

[gretchenindisguise]

She's not doing such a good job of ignoring if she's posting on FB.

[TrickyBob]

Someone on my fb wrote a book style rant to rant about her husband and what a terrible person he is (in her eyes). I guess someone let him know, now she is ranting about them in the same book length format.

I feel like maybe I am fb friends with Boring McWindbags cousin or something.

[revolution]

I am overly annoyed at the 'article' from Johns Hopkins that really isn't from them about how they are changing their mind on chemo and radiation and you just need to eat healthy!

I really want to reply to everyone sharing that that 'yes, assholes, I am fairly sure every reputable doctor in the world will tell you that eating healthy is a good thing. but healthy eating alone won't cure cancer.' gah. I get so worked up over this for some reason.

[Nonny]

One person expressed sadness about the passing of her pastor (fine), followed by a demand that everyone needs to, "... FIND A CHURCH!!!" Immediately followed by another post pleading people to link a grocery store rewards card to her current church.

[meggers5]

Jun 2, 2014 12:00:40 GMT -5 revolution said:

I am overly annoyed at the 'article' from Johns Hopkins that really isn't from them about how they are changing their mind on chemo and radiation and you just need to eat healthy!

I really want to reply to everyone sharing that that 'yes, assholes, I am fairly sure every reputable doctor in the world will tell you that eating healthy is a good thing. but healthy eating alone won't cure cancer.' gah. I get so worked up over this for some reason.

My friend sent me this. If you go to the John Hopkins website they have an article about how this one is a fake.

www.hopkinsmedicine.org/kimmel_cancer_center/news_events/featured/cancer_update_email_it_is_a_hoax.html

[takeonyou]

"Broke my nail but still smiling" #100daysofhappy. Along with a selfie of her with a broken nail.


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[brighton]

I have one friend that keeps posting pictures of her kid with the hashtag #mysonisbetterthenyours

[revolution]

Jun 2, 2014 12:04:14 GMT -5 meggers5 said:

Jun 2, 2014 12:00:40 GMT -5 revolution said:

I am overly annoyed at the 'article' from Johns Hopkins that really isn't from them about how they are changing their mind on chemo and radiation and you just need to eat healthy!

I really want to reply to everyone sharing that that 'yes, assholes, I am fairly sure every reputable doctor in the world will tell you that eating healthy is a good thing. but healthy eating alone won't cure cancer.' gah. I get so worked up over this for some reason.

My friend sent me this. If you go to the John Hopkins website they have an article about how this one is a fake.

www.hopkinsmedicine.org/kimmel_cancer_center/news_events/featured/cancer_update_email_it_is_a_hoax.html

I post that in reply to people.  and they are still like - 'doesn't matter if it came from them or not, you still should eat healthy it will help'.  NO SHT SHERLOCK.  and then I go on a rampage in my head about it and slowly back out of fb.

[thelurkylulu]

Jun 2, 2014 12:00:40 GMT -5 revolution said:

I am overly annoyed at the 'article' from Johns Hopkins that really isn't from them about how they are changing their mind on chemo and radiation and you just need to eat healthy!

I really want to reply to everyone sharing that that 'yes, assholes, I am fairly sure every reputable doctor in the world will tell you that eating healthy is a good thing. but healthy eating alone won't cure cancer.' gah. I get so worked up over this for some reason.

OMG yes. That was making the rounds on my newsfeed last week. My mind was a bit boggled by the seemingly intelligent people who were sharing it.

[Deleted]

my sister-in-law's cousin posted a picture of some salad she was eating, and I am dying over the hash tags:


Quite literally tasting the rainbow.
Kale salad with roma and cherry tomatoes, purple onions, baby bellas, carrots, avocado, cucumbers, green onions, sesame seeds, chia seeds, and a peanut dressing.

#plantstrong #gogreen #plantbased #healyourbody #foodismedicine #farmacy #kaleyeah #vegetarian #passionate #health #guiltfree #crueltyfree #animalrights #animalliberation #meatismurder #loveyourbody #vegetarianfoodshare #happybelly #saladtosser #literally

[thelurkylulu]

Jun 2, 2014 12:09:35 GMT -5 vino said:

my sister-in-law's cousin posted a picture of some salad she was eating, and I am dying over the hash tags:


Quite literally tasting the rainbow.
Kale salad with roma and cherry tomatoes, purple onions, baby bellas, carrots, avocado, cucumbers, green onions, sesame seeds, chia seeds, and a peanut dressing.

#plantstrong #gogreen #plantbased #healyourbody #foodismedicine #farmacy #kaleyeah #vegetarian #passionate #health #guiltfree #crueltyfree #animalrights #animalliberation #meatismurder #loveyourbody #vegetarianfoodshare #happybelly #saladtosser #literally

I love when people get crazy with hash tags. LOVE.

[candreco]

Jun 2, 2014 12:11:41 GMT -5 jamie.1022 said:

OR "How to be an absurdly paranoid helicopter parent."

[shostakovich]

Jun 2, 2014 12:09:35 GMT -5 vino said:

 #saladtosser #literally

LOLOLOLOL

[thelurkylulu]

Jun 2, 2014 12:11:41 GMT -5 jamie.1022 said:

1: Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.

Okay, that list wins the "what in the actual fuck" award of the day.

I would probably respond and ask if it's okay for my boy child "to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles."

[Deleted]

I have a friend who gets insane with hashtags. Whenever she starts to annoy me, I text H using only hashtags. He responds in kind. We kept it going an entire day once.

[litebright]

A girl I know from HS is posting puppies that she's trying to sell, plus pics of the mom.

I have no idea what the background is, but I have a sinking feeling that she's a BYB because she's selling them, not just asking people to adopt them. Maybe her dog ended up accidentally pregnant, maybe this is a dog she rescued who happened to be pregnant, but either way, she is posting non-stop to SELL PUPPIES and it gives me major ick.

[cville]

Jun 2, 2014 11:45:25 GMT -5 coribelle26 said:

Oh man they can fuck right off.

Um, I said this in the BEC post about your bil/sil before I read this.

#sharingabrain? 

lol.  I'm not on twitter.

[coribelle26]

Jun 2, 2014 12:32:17 GMT -5 cville said:

Jun 2, 2014 11:45:25 GMT -5 coribelle26 said:

Oh man they can fuck right off.

Um, I said this in the BEC post about your bil/sil before I read this.

#sharingabrain? 

lol.  I'm not on twitter.

Omg that is so funny, I read your other comment and thought it was deliberate!!

Listen, all the people in question CAN fuck right off. Wondertwins know what's up.