also, she seems like the type of mother/wife that embarrasses her family on the regular. Like, she would announce her daughter's first period at a family reunion or something.
My mother did this over cocktail hour at our family shore vacation. Grandpa, Uncles, male cousins, oh yeah. Pure awesome.
OMG. I don't think I could even laugh about it now if I were you! I don't know that I could ever forgive my mother if she did that.
On another note, why does she call the stove/oven the "cooker"? Is that a thing? An Oregon thing?