My MIL straddled my face while sitting on a stool designed for oral sex at one of these parties. That should tell you everything you need to know about how I feel about these parties.
My MIL straddled my face while sitting on a stool designed for oral sex at one of these parties. That should tell you everything you need to know about how I feel about these parties.
I have been to a couple of these parties. One was coed. DH and i left thinking the host and another couple were swinging. Both couples have since divorced.
I have purchased fun products from these things. And i would be too embarrassed to explore some stuff in a sex shop. But yes knowing someone might go through and nosily read carbon copies of my purchase orders makes me super uncomfortable.
Except she threw all of the carbon copies of the order forms into my garbage can! So of course I read it, and I was shocked at how many of my friends had ordered the 9" hot pink glittery dildo.
Why did you do this? You are a fucking terrible party host.
I'm trying to imagine actually pulling all the order forms out I'd tge trash and reading them. Can't say I'd avert my eyes if one was on top, but no way in hell would I dig them out and actually go through them.
But then I also wouldn't think anything of my friends buying anal beads or sparkly pink dildos.
So basically I'm not a judgmental nosey shitty friend I guess?
Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Jun 17, 2014 18:18:32 GMT -5
I can't imagine anything I'm interested in reading/judging LESS than the orders of my friends at a sex toy party. Girl. Buy some erotica if you need to fantasize. Don't be weird.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
years ago one of my friends had one of these parties and the sales person was pure entertainment. she was as country and country could be--drove up to dc from somewhere outside of Blacksburg. she had this giant double ended purple dildo that she said she kept on her front seat. she said she would wave it out the window at the truckers on I-81 who pissed her off. And when she was was telling us this, standing there in front of us waving it, one of her Lee Press-on nails sunk into the dildo and she was all "well, shit, this thang broke off another one of my nails. See here? That's my thumbnail that came off in there last week!"