Post by dulcemariamar on Jul 19, 2012 5:38:47 GMT -5
I found this gem on thebump.
Hi ladies! I finally got around to making an account I'm so excited to be a part of the bump. I am 8 weeks along on Saturday and my hormones are literally making me want to jump DH all the time. He will not have sex with me ever since finding out I was preggo. He is worried if its a girl that she could get pregnant. I know I've never heard of that happening because she won't even have eggs until I'm in my third trimester at whih point obviously we will stop having sex. Has anyone else's DH been bothered by this? And how far along did your dr say to stop having sex if you're having a girl? Thanks!
I've now got an image of those russian dolls in my head!! You know, the ones with the big doll, and then a small one in her and then smaller in her.... until there is a tinsy tiny doll in the middle...
Well... I worked at a bank 800 number once. And got a phone call from a woman who was confused about how she could be overdrawn because 'I still have checks left'
Post by crimsonandclover on Jul 19, 2012 8:54:07 GMT -5
It has to be MUD. No one is THAT stupid, right? I responded, but not a serious answer. She did get a few people explaining to her how that is not physically possible, so her question was answered if it was for real.
BFP1: DD born April 2011 at 34w1d via unplanned c/s due to HELLP, DVT 1 week PP
BFP2: 3/18/12, blighted ovum, natural m/c @ 7w4d
BFP3: DD2 born Feb 2013 at 38w3d via unplanned RCS due to uterine dehiscence
I'm hoping and expecting it's MUD, as if someone truly is that stupid, they need to either have their tubes tied OR be shot. Either works for me.
Me as well. You know, after having been asked if in Italy we had our own language nothing surprises me anymore.
Oh Jewels, I have an even better one. Someone in the US (an employee of my stepmom's) once said to me: "Wow, you live in Amsterdam. Doesn't it scare you that they sell heroin in the supermarket there?" Uhm what??
Post by clickerish on Jul 19, 2012 16:11:34 GMT -5
A 10 year old Togolese child once solemnly informed me that the Germans won World War II. Worst part? He learned it from his teacher who was not a nazi-sympathiser, just not qualified to teach anything to anyone.
It's MUD. And not even original. I read one once on yahoo answers where those responding tally fed into it. It was sooooo funny. One poster kept going on about the baby's baby's baby getting pregnant and had included complicated math problems to show how many generations will be born from baby daddy DTD with OP.