Was that the same post where someone (NurseCramer?) offered to demonstrate on a peach via Skype? Or a different rimjob post?
Nursecramer is the one who told us how improper it is to applaud for one's spouse. So, probably not her.
To be fair, I don't think Emily Post had a published stance on rim-job etiquette, so it's up to individual interpretation. Nowhere near as gauche as applauding one's own spouse.
To be fair, I don't think Emily Post had a published stance on rim-job etiquette, so it's up to individual interpretation. Nowhere near as gauche as applauding one's own spouse.
Maybe its either or. Applause or rimjob
Well, yeah. You don't want to be gratuitous in your praise.
Maybe I should be more concerned about the dangers of fireworks than I am. When my neighbors set them off, I mean. I never think about the possibility of them starting fires.
Im the opposite. I am afraid that something will hit the house and catch it on fire if i leave. So we pretty much always stay home for the 4th or we board the animals. Im dumbfounded that in the middle of this ca drought the fireworks booths went up as planned. So stupid.
I just did the math to see how many blowjobs total I would have given, had I given 2.5 a day since age 16. The total was over 27,000. I would have been very popular, apparently.
Google tells me that the average ejaculate contains 280 million sperm.
That means you would have been popular with 7,560,000,000,000 sperm.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny