did you let out a massive fart upon removal of the spanx?
no? just me? lol
holy shit I would have died and no one would have ever known about last night.
I was laying on my stomach with my arms cuffed behind my back when he pulled them off of me. The proximity of my ass to his face... yep, would have fucking died right there.
Spanx make me sweat and I would have been very self conscious of a possible swamp ass sitch
did you let out a massive fart upon removal of the spanx?
no? just me? lol
holy shit I would have died and no one would have ever known about last night.
I was laying on my stomach with my arms cuffed behind my back when he pulled them off of me. The proximity of my ass to his face... yep, would have fucking died right there.
This visual is cracking me up. I'm sure I would suffocate before my H could get the Spanx off.
Like the next time there's a "what are you known for" thread and MB is all, "I dunno, stuff and things," I'm gonna fly in there screaming "SHAPEWEAR HAND PUPPET!!"
I did not, but I do have a pair of sky high CFMs that should do the trick. This is really not me. At all. STBXH never had an opinion on anything and never said a word about what I wore or had anything to say when I asked him if he liked certain lingerie. I am in uncharted territory!
Yay for you! You know? When I found "that" guy I thought he had ruined me because I was always going to compare all other sex to that.... So I married him.