If you are bored (***Ranch*** dressing related)

[Miss Phryne Fisher]

Springs.1 is trolling iycatt.com 


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ETA: Sorry, cville, I posted without thinking. 

[IIOY]

Today the WSJ has an entire article about Ranch dressing. I should check the comments to see if she is there.

[ttt]

So does she have a job? Or is this a full time profession for her?

[josieposy]

Say "FAIR" one more time....

[Miss Phryne Fisher]

Jul 18, 2014 8:46:55 GMT -5 ttt said:

So does she have a job? Or is this a full time profession for her?

I think she must have google alerts on her name and ranch dressing. I have no idea how she stumbled on iycatt today with that WSJ article out today. She must be writing one hell of a response to it. 

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Jul 18, 2014 8:46:55 GMT -5 ttt said:

So does she have a job? Or is this a full time profession for her?

I imagine her being interviewed on some Food Network show like Unwrapped with a dubious title, like Ranch Dressing Enthusiast.  Or Exclamation Point Eager Beaver.

[cville]

NO NO NO. You must put a dot or something in the middle of her name or she will be summoned!!!!!!!!!


Please, for the love of god. Do it for all of us.

[Deleted]

I find her half hilarious and half deeply frightening. I really want to meet her to see if she's as insane in person or if this is just an epic trolling.

Every time I read her posts this is the face I picture yelling at me:

[josieposy]

Given recent headlines, I actually wouldn't mind the distraction on what is FAIR or UNFAIR in restaurants.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

LOL at her responses. IT'S NOT FAIR, I LOST A RELATIVE TO COLON CANCER AND NO ONE GAVE ME FREE FOOD!!!

[Deleted]

Ok, I went back and read more. I know it's not the point of this thread, but it really did not take long for people to start dropping the sexual harassment on women in the comments, did it?

[msmerymac]

I always think about her definition of fairness when a clerk opens up a new line at Target or the grocery store. They always call for who was next in line, but sometimes some asshole who is just getting in line barges over there. Springs1 is VERY adamant that with a new line, the rules of the old line DO NOT apply. I just can't wrap my head around it!

[pixy0stix]

What gets me is that she's been trolling ALL of the internet for a very long time about ranch dressing.

[Miss Phryne Fisher]

Jul 18, 2014 9:00:25 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

What gets me is that she's been trolling ALL of the internet for a very long time about ranch dressing.

Well obviously. This is just the first time I have seen her comment on anything completely un-ranch related. 

[cville]

Jul 18, 2014 9:00:25 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

What gets me is that she's been trolling ALL of the internet for a very long time about ranch dressing.

Right?  It makes it hard to believe that she actually leaves the house a sufficient number of times to BE so disappointed in allegedly poor restaurant service.  I feel like maybe she went out to TGIFridays ONE TIME, didn't get her ranch, and has been riffing on it for years from her mom's basement.  Kind of like jazz, except creepy and sad.

[pixy0stix]

Jul 18, 2014 9:04:10 GMT -5 cville said:

Jul 18, 2014 9:00:25 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

What gets me is that she's been trolling ALL of the internet for a very long time about ranch dressing.

Right?  It makes it hard to believe that she actually leaves the house a sufficient number of times to BE so disappointed in allegedly poor restaurant service.  I feel like maybe she went out to TGIFridays ONE TIME, didn't get her ranch, and has been riffing on it for years from her mom's basement.  Kind of like jazz, except creepy and sad.

She's even married, so maybe her husband is helping her monitor the google alerts.

[panicked]

This cracks me up. ******************ESPECIALLY**************her capitalization and punctuation. I REMEMBER her and THINK that she IS a total NUTCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[msmerymac]

I don't think she knows what "fair" means a la the great "life isn't fair" debate of 2011.

[jillboston]

I hate to be a Debbie Downer - but from what I recall of the great ranch dressing / service thread she sounded mentally ill. Or she is just a troll - which- if that's the case it is pretty funny.

[laurenpetro]

i forgot how fucking crazy she is.

[NewOrleans]

Jesus.

She doesn't seem to get that they didn't comp the meal because he died. They comped it because of her customer loyalty. Liiiiiiiike businesses do all the damn time.

She is so far gone. When she leaves the grocery store, even the cabbage is disordered.

[jillboston]

I like that the first commenter knew her history on the interwebz. She really has made a name for herself.

[laurenpetro]

i wonder if she knows some of the 5lb bags of apples are really 5.1 lbs. she'd really FTFO if she knew.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

I wonder if she thinks the way the customers were treated was fair? It's not clear by her responses.

[UMaineTeach]

Jul 18, 2014 8:48:48 GMT -5 Miss Phryne Fisher said:

Jul 18, 2014 8:46:55 GMT -5 ttt said:

So does she have a job? Or is this a full time profession for her?

I think she must have google alerts on her name and ranch dressing. I have no idea how she stumbled on iycatt today with that WSJ article out today. She must be writing one hell of a response to it. 

She's said before on here that she actually just has walls of text saved on her computer that she c/ps into comments.

[pixy0stix]

The restaurant that I've been going to breakfast with my grandparents, and then just my grandpa for ~20 years every Sunday morning sent a bouquet of flowers to ZB's memorial. After that they paid for my gpa's and great-uncle's breakfast when they ate there around that time, and when we (dh & I) finally returned with gpa, they paid for our breakfast as well.

Fuck springs1. Fuck her in her ranch filled ear.

[jlt19]

Wow, she's actually gotten MORE combative and LESS generous. I didn't think that was possible. I LOVE HER!

[downtoearth]

Jul 18, 2014 8:55:57 GMT -5 @silver said:

Ok, I went back and read more. I know it's not the point of this thread, but it really did not take long for people to start dropping the sexual harassment on women in the comments, did it?

Yuck - ranch*dressing might be crazy, but calling someone a cunt and then making fun of their profile picture and doing it again over a story about Red Lobster is just as f-ed up!

[RoxMonster]

She needs the "What's fair is not always equal" talk I give to my students on the first day of school.

[bugandbibs]

But did they remember the side of ranch?