Post by turtle1120 on Jul 19, 2014 14:20:17 GMT -5
The other night when DD and I were at dinner with Spindle, DD told Spindle that sometimes her underwear goes up her butt. Gotta love little kids with no filter!
Post by starrieskies on Jul 19, 2014 14:31:34 GMT -5
DS just left me a voicemail that said he would love me for one day. LOL he changed it to one hundred days after his dad said it needed to be more than one.
Post by cuddlyevil on Jul 19, 2014 14:56:03 GMT -5
DS#1 found the girl he's going to marry on Thursday. She was in the store dressed as s police officer--he hugged her and said "i love you". Then told mamaw that he was going to marry her.
Post by partiallysunny on Jul 19, 2014 15:42:52 GMT -5
I mentioned on FB kid rented Barbie: Pearl Princess the other day. Well, in this movie is a catchy little tune where the hook is "it's a mermaids party!"
Today Kid's been an ass. I was putting him in timeout for the tenth time this morning and my husband comes up to me, gyrating his hips, singing this ridiculous song.
Which was hilarious in itself.
But about an hour later I go upstairs to change out of my pajamas and find myself singing this stupid fucking song.
One time when my brother was about 6 his friend who lives up the street came over. This friend looked at my dad and in the most matter of face voice said "we're not supposed to talk about my moms vagina."
Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.
All my dad could come up with as a responses was "well, neither am I"
Post by cuddlyevil on Jul 20, 2014 21:21:58 GMT -5
Just told ds that I wasn't feeling well. He gasped, climbed over to me and gave me a hug and kiss. Then he said "when I wake up, I give you another hug and kiss". Both boys were so sweet.
Oh and we saw the angriest bachelorette party ever with the happiest inflatable penis ever last night.