Assholes. You are all assholes! You just ignore them Evee and give me all the good gossip.
Since she specifically mentioned 7 months, I'm going with KTFU!
I'm gonna go with she moved again after an epic fight with her boyfriend (husband?) because he found out she was sleeping with the owner of the burlesque troop.
I will openly post about burlesque though, as its public knowledge. I had a show Friday night. I got to do a balloon pop, which is fun. Here is a picture.
I was totally expecting this to post to be accompanied by a belly pic.
Well with the balloons in the way, you can't really see, but my belly is flat and there is no baby inside, I can assure you. In fact I'm on my period as we speak. I apologize for the TMI.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
Since she specifically mentioned 7 months, I'm going with KTFU!
I'm gonna go with she moved again after an epic fight with her boyfriend (husband?) because he she found out she he was sleeping with the owner of the burlesque troop.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Lmao. I was going to suggest that you might be the only person prepared to attack this one, but there we have it.
Now that we're discussing it, I'm pretty sure I did a biopic once (titled something about 'Round and Round the Carousel'), but I was disappointed with it.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby