I gave my kid Chick fil A. Oh, and I'm crying.

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H is OOT. I've had a rough week with work. O is teething molars.

Planned to meet my mom in town for dinner to get a break. In the motherfucking 30 seconds it took for me to take off my skirt and put pants on she managed to take her diaper off from under her dress and smear poop on my couch.

So I got the fun time of bathing her, calling around to find an available heavy duty vacuum to rent after scrubbing everything, and missing my dinner plans. So she got Chick FIL A next to the Home Depot I picked the vacuum up from.

Fuck it all. I feel so defeated. I'm trying to not be a pill about it but I'm just exhausted and really didn't need another fucking issue on my plate.

On the bright side, I hate this couch.

[ginger]

New couch time?

[trixiedicksnatch]

Duuuuude that's sucks. I'm sorry.

Can you drink and clean the couch at the same time. Maybe get a camelbak and fill it up with vodka so you have both hands free?

[TrickyBob]

It's time for a new couch

[spitforspat]

Oof. New couch time, for sure.

[AHappierHour]

Sorry your having a rough night

[lsea0323]

(((Hugs)))

Molars are some real assholes.

[meganew]

Aw that's awful. Could you have your mom come over to watch her a bit while you get out on your own for a minute? Maybe while you go couch shopping?

When does your H get back?

[betsyray]

I'm sorry, lady. ((Hugs))

On the plus side, my kids sleep so well after eating junk food. Maybe O will have a good night.

And definitely new couch.

[happyholiday]

Ugh, sorry. Shit like this (no pun intended!) always seems to happen when one parent is OOT.

[sofamonkey]

H was OOT earlier this week, and practically EVERY DAY was like this.  You have all of my sorries. 

[gogadgetgo]

You poor thing.

[nerdicorn]

Ugggggh, That really fucking sucks, dude. I'm sorry. I'm exhausted by the end of the day and my kid hasn't even entered the Poop-as-paint stage. I second the vodka in a camel bak idea, lol!

[miniroller]

Boo
Regarding your bright note, please feel free to post in the future re: couch shopping. I've been semi-shopping, & could use some ideas, but have been too lazy to make a new post

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It cleaned up really well, thank god.

We can't afford to buy a new couch at the moment. I have a couch cover I can put on it if I'm still squirmed out by the whole thing until we get a new one.

My H comes back late tomorrow night. It would be pointless for my mom to drive this way since she lives 40 min away and O's bedtime is 7:30. So, I just have to survive 30 more minutes.

[nannersp]

Hang in there, mama.

[anlo]

Ugh. I'm sorry.

/passes a bottle of wine and an Ikea catalog

[SKP82]

I hope you picked up a box of wine for yourself while you were out. I'm sorry you're having a rough time.

[poppyseed]

Sorry Betty .

[sofamonkey]

Aug 6, 2014 19:02:55 GMT -5 anlo said:

Ugh. I'm sorry.

/passes a bottle of wine and an Ikea catalog

Oh, yeah you might be able to afford an IKEA scratch & dent couch!  Leather cleans off nicely too! 

[rex]

solo parenting sucks sometimes. hang in there.

[karmasabiotch]

Tell this story at her wedding. You will hold all the power then!

[tinybride]

I'm sorry. I totally understand what you're going through. 4-5 days out of the week are crazy for me with two littles that are 17 months a part..and I do mean crazy. They are like toddler versions of Dennis the menace. I shit you not. Sometimes I yell. Sometimes I cry. I need to remember to just pour myself a glass of wine sometimes.

Mariam has smeared poop in her crib a few times or she'll dig in her diaper with poop if we are in other parts of the house. Doesn't help that DH doesn't get home till 7 most nights.