Post by notoriousmeg on Aug 8, 2014 5:25:25 GMT -5
DS woke up at 3:45 begging me to not put fire on his birthday cake. Poor kid is petrified of candles. I finally brought him in to bed with me and as I finally started to drift off he kicked me in the face. I seriously thought he may have broken my nose, but he didn't. It's going to be a long day.
Farts are super magnified in the car. But not as much as in the shower.
This is true although I've never had a cop come into my shower. I mean I've had some fantasies but so far it hasn't happened.
I have and it's not as exciting as you think. Usually he's asking me where the car keys are. I would still be hella embarassed if he walked into a fart cloud though. Super sexy.
This is true although I've never had a cop come into my shower. I mean I've had some fantasies but so far it hasn't happened.
I have and it's not as exciting as you think. Usually he's asking me where the car keys are. I would still be hella embarassed if he walked into a fart cloud though. Super sexy.
Is your H a cop? You have to ask him if he's ever pulled over a farter. Also, please ask him if he ever pulls anyone over in the pouring rain or snow. I've always wondered about that.
Why do my kids hate me and insist on waking up at 5 am. BOTH OF THEM. Leo was wet, but Jack had no reason to be up. We put them to bed at 8 pm. NOT ENOUGH SLEEP.
I also thought it was a good idea to stay up until 11:30 watching The Killing.
Thank you baby Jesus I am leaving for the weekend. I just have to stay awake for the 4 hour drive.
Also my dad asked me to help find my mom a piece of wedding jewelry as in "Spend 3K and get her something she would like."
Should i upgrade her stone? Get her an anniversary band? I don't know. Her stone is small and she did say she wanted to upgrade after she saw my sister's ring. This is all very stressful. I am the worst person to buy for so if someone was spending that money on me I would want to pick it out. I think my dad would like to give it to her on their anniversary though.
Plus I know close to nothing about diamonds. We were young and dumb when we bought my ring.
I am going to the talk to some people this morning.
I had roughly two hours of sleep last night. I'm anticipating 10 hours of work. Super dupes.
I am considering using the job offer as a power play at my current job to see if they'll give me more money. But I don't want to burn bridges in case the new job doesn't work out.
Is your H a cop? You have to ask him if he's ever pulled over a farter. Also, please ask him if he ever pulls anyone over in the pouring rain or snow. I've always wondered about that.
Apparently my brain is underemployed.
Be sure to tell him you internet friends want to know kristinschmistin
I've never been pulled over in rain or snow. I feel like they are too lazy to get out of their cars.
H is a cop but he works in the county jails. It is NOT glamorous. Inmates are gross. He has for sure walked into many fart clouds there. And also, shit.
I think one of my servers might call in today and I am going to be so pissed if she does. I already don't have the energy for today and this is going to make it so much worse.
We have a few ripe tomatoes in our garden and we let the chickens free range in the yard for a couple hours last night. Love our little homestead.
Is your H a cop? You have to ask him if he's ever pulled over a farter. Also, please ask him if he ever pulls anyone over in the pouring rain or snow. I've always wondered about that.
Apparently my brain is underemployed.
Be sure to tell him you internet friends want to know kristinschmistin
He fully supports my internet friends! And gtgs! There are some nesties local to me that I see every couple months.
99% sure this will be my last Friday off. I hope I'm wrong.
I have to go pick up the lawn mower from the shop, and come back and cut the grass before it rains. We dropped off the mower over a month ago, but never got a call that it was ready. Apparently it was ready 2 weeks ago. =0( I have to say, paying the neighbor's son in law to cut it was nice...
I'm getting my hair cut and colored. Cut will be ahort(ish) bob, and color will be... some kind of red. I don't typically PIP, but I will as long as it turns out well. A darker red would fit my skin color, but I'm concerned it's going to come out purple. I don't want to go blonde, and my particular shade of brown is boring,
Has anyone ever ordered from True & Co? Its a bra and lingerie shop where you can order free Home Try On boxes. You take a quiz about the way your bra fits and they recommend bras for you and size you.
Also my dad asked me to help find my mom a piece of wedding jewelry as in "Spend 3K and get her something she would like."
Should i upgrade her stone? Get her an anniversary band? I don't know. Her stone is small and she did say she wanted to upgrade after she saw my sister's ring. This is all very stressful. I am the worst person to buy for so if someone was spending that money on me I would want to pick it out. I think my dad would like to give it to her on their anniversary though.
Plus I know close to nothing about diamonds. We were young and dumb when we bought my ring.
I am going to the talk to some people this morning.
Does your mom know this is happening? Could you have her current stone reset into a 3 stone ring or something like that?
That is also an excellent idea that I didn't think of.
No she does not know. So if we upgrade the stone she will just find out about it and then he will send the ring in so I guess she could have final veto power. It is a hard balance between my dad wanting to surprise her and me knowing that she should probably be involved on some level.
Okay now I have a new idea for my mom. I think I am going to research idea for her at the chain store she uses. Then I am going to tell my dad that his surprise is walking her in there and then they will present her with the choices. She won't know prices (because she would say it was too much) and then she gets to pick what she wants. So options will be a couple diamonds to upgrade, three diamond option or a pretty anniversary band to put with her set.
Basically I will do the leg work for her and narrow down choices. She will get final say and my dad will get the ability to surprise her.
Has anyone ever ordered from True & Co? Its a bra and lingerie shop where you can order free Home Try On boxes. You take a quiz about the way your bra fits and they recommend bras for you and size you.
I just ordered a box, I'm excited.
Oooh, that sounds great. Let us know how it turns out!
Today is my last day at my current job! Freedommmmm! I plan to do whatever the fuck I want to do. Lol. Some coworkers are taking me out for a nice lunch later and I plan to get out of here by 4 and go shopping.
The dogs let me sleep in until 7:20 this morning. It was glorious! (Willow usually gets up at about 6 so I guess she is wiped out after my being home for 2 days and not getting her usual afternoon naps.)
Pinterest is the devil. I fell down a rabbit hole of wire jewelry making images and so spent $50 on tools/wire/etc. on Amazon so I can make some too. I am off to Michael's later this weekend to by findings and some gems.
I wish I could train my body to poop first thing in the morning before I do my daily weigh in.