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Post by W.T.Faulkner on Aug 13, 2014 22:52:44 GMT -5

My sister is getting a ferret. For now, we are delightedly referring to him as "ferret nephew," but we need good names for a male.

So far we have a bunch of names with "weasel" in them.

Ron Weasley
Young Weasy (Weezy)
Vin Weasel: Too Fast, Too Curious
Carlos Ru-weas (after our favorite baseball player)

I know I'm missing some awesome suggestions. GIVE ME YOUR BEST.

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MrsPenny Junior Member Posts: 826 Likes: 682	Your best ferret names required Aug 13, 2014 22:59:41 GMT -5 via mobile W.T.Faulkner likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MrsPenny on Aug 13, 2014 22:59:41 GMT -5 Nickelless I have no idea. I'm not good with names. I had a ferret when I was a kid and I named him Stinky. My cat's name is Gandalf.
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W.T.Faulkner Elder Posts: 12,405 Likes: 50,643	Your best ferret names required Aug 13, 2014 23:04:38 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by W.T.Faulkner on Aug 13, 2014 23:04:38 GMT -5 Aug 13, 2014 23:01:59 GMT -5 havarti said: Ferret Bueller Excellent.
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W.T.Faulkner Elder Posts: 12,405 Likes: 50,643	Your best ferret names required Aug 13, 2014 23:04:48 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by W.T.Faulkner on Aug 13, 2014 23:04:48 GMT -5 Aug 13, 2014 22:57:11 GMT -5 @ygmg said: Weezus True LOL just now.
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nannersp Full Member Posts: 2,135 Likes: 3,416	Your best ferret names required Aug 13, 2014 23:14:24 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nannersp on Aug 13, 2014 23:14:24 GMT -5 Aug 13, 2014 23:01:59 GMT -5 havarti said: Ferret Bueller I swear, I was just going to suggest that!
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lexxasaurus Senior Member Posts: 7,964 Likes: 6,741	Your best ferret names required Aug 13, 2014 23:30:10 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App W.T.Faulkner likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lexxasaurus on Aug 13, 2014 23:30:10 GMT -5 Our two are just named Trixibelle and Dexter, so I'm no help. But Vin Weasel had me cracking up.
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W.T.Faulkner Elder Posts: 12,405 Likes: 50,643	Your best ferret names required Aug 13, 2014 23:53:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by W.T.Faulkner on Aug 13, 2014 23:53:39 GMT -5 Aug 13, 2014 23:45:29 GMT -5 @misoangry said: I didn't know ferrets were weasels. They're not; I don't think. But it's easier to rhyme.
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lime Senior Member Posts: 8,197 Likes: 4,891	Your best ferret names required Aug 14, 2014 0:00:53 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lime on Aug 14, 2014 0:00:53 GMT -5 Ferrets are part of the weasel family. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustelidae
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kitty63 New Member Posts: 435 Likes: 219	Your best ferret names required Aug 14, 2014 8:25:21 GMT -5 via Tapatalk W.T.Faulkner likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kitty63 on Aug 14, 2014 8:25:21 GMT -5 My ferrets had boring names but my sister wanted to name one Riki-tiki-tavi from the cartoon.
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Aug 14, 2014 9:06:52 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Aug 14, 2014 9:04:18 GMT -5 NothingWrongwithOhio said:

Draco Malfoy.

Dammit! I JUST came in here to say that!

We NEVER use transfiguration as a punishment!

I was going to post the "I throw my ferret in the air sometimes, saying AAAAAAAYYYOOO, THIS IS DRACO!" pic, but my work computer blocks 75% of the internets so I couldn't get to one.

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