I'm laughing that MM is just acting like this never happened.
I think most people on MM either missed it or don't care. I kind of wish it was snorted off a cock. That'd be much more entertaining (for me, probably not for their husbands.)
No. Just being married and not a parent, it's nasty. Or... just being regular old single, doing coke off of some guys cock...well. Not me. Prude? Maybe. I'm okay with that. It sounds pretty fucking desperate.
::whispers:: There was no cock.
I 100% read this a la "There is no spoon" from the Matrix. Keanu's own level of derpitude fits nicely with the whole thing.