Welp. Slender Man looks really, really, tall. I bet he put the dude in the tree.
I wonder who would win a cage match? The man with the hook or slenderman?
It would be the most disappointing cage match ever. Because Slenderman is hinky and would just keep slipping around corners and popping out when you least expect him.
It just reminds me of how unscary I found fucking Blair Witch. Sticks in the trees, guys!
what year did the blair witch project come out? 1998?
i had a panic attack after seeing that, it scared me so bad. my BFF at the time got me drunk to help and just kept screaming, "They were just sticks, sarahbeth!! JUST FUCKING STICKS!!!!"
lol
Blair Witch and fucking Jeepers Creepers. For some reason the only movies that legit scared me.
what year did the blair witch project come out? 1998?
i had a panic attack after seeing that, it scared me so bad. my BFF at the time got me drunk to help and just kept screaming, "They were just sticks, sarahbeth!! JUST FUCKING STICKS!!!!"
lol
Blair Witch and fucking Jeepers Creepers. For some reason the only movies that legit scared me.
Jeepers Creepers is simultaneously the worst and the best movie.
Post by pixy0stix on Sept 26, 2014 21:54:27 GMT -5
My proclamation for this thread is that Slither is the best campy horror movie ever. Everyone should watch it. It trumps even my beloved original Elm Streets.
gpw, is the story referring to those attacks? Because there is some real fucking confusion going on in the reporting of that.
Slenderman is a game, kind of Blair Witchy where you wander about and try not to get fucked up my Slender Man in the dark. It's not gory from what I've seen. It's just creepy and scares the shit out of you because you're staring at the screen and all of the sudden, OMG, THERE HE IS, RUN! Like that. Whatever.
So some dude starts a website or message board where people discuss scary stories. People post stories and others rate them (I think.) Some people claim the shit really happened to them. Some people are just writing creepy stories. There are a host of popular topics and one of them is based on the Slenderman game, expanding on that premise. So basically Twilight fan fic using the game.
So people keep talking about it as if people are trying to replicate the game when really, the game is rather irrelevant.
the story is on 20/20 right now, so that is why I was trying to make sense of it.
"Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley
did i ever tell the class that i got tricked into seeing the exorist when it was re-released. my "friends" bought our tickets and i was told i was going to be seeing britney spears' crossroads. NOPE.
fucking linda blair and pea soup vomit and i spent the entire time covering my eyes.
bitches
That's just mean.
I spent The Ring pretty much inside the neck of my hoodie. I'm sure people were wondering why there was a headless person in the theatre.
My proclamation for this thread is that Slither is the best campy horror movie ever. Everyone should watch it. It trumps even my beloved original Elm Streets.
did i ever tell the class that i got tricked into seeing the exorist when it was re-released. my "friends" bought our tickets and i was told i was going to be seeing britney spears' crossroads. NOPE.
fucking linda blair and pea soup vomit and i spent the entire time covering my eyes.
bitches
My boyfriend at the time took me to see that. He couldn't believe I'd never watched it. I laughed my ass off when I saw it.
Really, I need paranormal shit or gratuitous violence to be horrified.
Although, The Strangers scared the fucking shit out me. I did not want to go to bed. I was also creeped the fuck out by Signs. But I watched Signs in the dark, in the back room of a trailer during the onset of a storm. Like stereotypical tornado weather where it hasn't started to rain yet but there's an odd stillness, weird wind sounds, and random branches scraping along the window at the worst possible time. Every reaction Joaquin had, I was right there with him. MOVE, CHILDREN! VAMANOS!
"Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley
My proclamation for this thread is that Slither is the best campy horror movie ever. Everyone should watch it. It trumps even my beloved original Elm Streets.
Now this is some fucking truth right here. I saw that in the theater as well, when I was first dating my husband. I died. It was the best.
IF you're going to do it, do it at night, in the dark, on a very large TV where you can get all engrossed in that shit. If you try to watch it during the day, you will be fucking unimpressed.
Really, that movie should only be seen in a dark theater. It requires that kind of set up.
I spent The Ring pretty much inside the neck of my hoodie. I'm sure people were wondering why there was a headless person in the theatre.
i should have broken up with DH when, after we came home from seeing that and i was still fragile, he turned the TV on to snow and then called the house on his cell phone.
My proclamation for this thread is that Slither is the best campy horror movie ever. Everyone should watch it. It trumps even my beloved original Elm Streets.
True story: Wes Craven is from around here, and he randomly named Freddy Kreuger after a neighborhood friend from childhood, because he just thought the name sounded good. Now those kids work on a planning commission so sometimes I have to deal with Freddy Kreuger. I get a kick out of it.
IF you're going to do it, do it at night, in the dark, on a very large TV where you can get all engrossed in that shit. If you try to watch it during the day, you will be fucking unimpressed.
Really, that movie should only be seen in a dark theater. It requires that kind of set up.
did i ever tell the class that i got tricked into seeing the exorist when it was re-released. my "friends" bought our tickets and i was told i was going to be seeing britney spears' crossroads. NOPE.
fucking linda blair and pea soup vomit and i spent the entire time covering my eyes.
bitches
My boyfriend at the time took me to see that. He couldn't believe I'd never watched it. I laughed my ass off when I saw it.
Really, I need paranormal shit or gratuitous violence to be horrified.
Although, The Strangers scared the fucking shit out me. I did not want to go to bed. I was also creeped the fuck out by Signs. But I watched Signs in the dark, in the back room of a trailer during the onset of a storm. Like stereotypical tornado weather where it hasn't started to rain yet but there's an odd stillness, weird wind sounds, and random branches scraping along the window at the worst possible time. Every reaction Joaquin had, I was right there with him. MOVE, CHILDREN! VAMANOS!
Signs is my brother's ultimate freak out movie. He cannot be near cornfields, to this day.
Also, shit, there's some horror movie where they are all in some little ratty ass bar. I think it's called Feast? Let me check.
Ha, yes, Feast. See that. I'm not sure I'd consider it all that scary but it's gory, people die, and really all kinds of people die. Come back to me when you see it and we can discuss those deaths. They kill off people you don't think they will AND the people you really hope they will.
Kind of how you know how we all wanted Lori to die but by the time she finally did, you were disappointed as it's like five years too damned late and the way they did it wasn't satisfying? Nope, if Horrible Lori was in this movie, she would have gotten eaten just the way you've been wanting her to get eaten since the first time she couldn't locate her own goddamned son.
Post by pixy0stix on Sept 26, 2014 22:03:00 GMT -5
I can't do Rob Zombie, or really any hard core torture movies either. The last one I watched was Wolf Creek. We left the theatre and dh had finger marks on his arm because I was gripping it so damn hard. Torture just for the sake of torture is not for me.
My proclamation for this thread is that Slither is the best campy horror movie ever. Everyone should watch it. It trumps even my beloved original Elm Streets.
i havent seen the strangers b/c non paranormal shit scares me too much. i refuse to watch any rob zombie shit either.
OMG, I adore Rob Zombie's movies. I admit though that I feel gross after watching them. Like one should not enjoy the kind of graphic violence he splashes all over that screen. I hate myself for how much I like them and try not to watch them too often.
Plus, Captain Spaulding is gross. If you aren't afraid of clowns, he'll change your mind right quick.
My proclamation for this thread is that Slither is the best campy horror movie ever. Everyone should watch it. It trumps even my beloved original Elm Streets.
This feels unpossible.
Sent from my EVO
Nuh uh! Have you watched? You should watch then knit me a teeny worm.
ive seen the original I Spit on Your Grave and Last House on the Left, the original rape horror movies, but i cant watch the remakes and i wont see torture porn. the remake of texas chainsaw was enough for me.
I tried to watch the original I Spit on Your Grace but that was a fucking no. I might attempt the new one.
Didn't like Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
I did like High Tension though. Creepy ass French movie.
My proclamation for this thread is that Slither is the best campy horror movie ever. Everyone should watch it. It trumps even my beloved original Elm Streets.
But dreams. Johnny Depp blood bath!
I also kept scrolling and see you also were scared of The Ring. Fucking The Ring. That movie still haunts me because TVs do too many weird things.
Post by pixy0stix on Sept 26, 2014 22:11:44 GMT -5
Have you guys watched the horror movies in a summer camp where the counselor kills all the people? (I realize this describes half the 80s horror films) It's a series of 3. They're really super campy and fun.
Have you guys watched the horror movies in a summer camp where the counselor kills all the people? (I realize this describes half the 80s horror films) It's a series of 3. They're really super campy and fun.
My proclamation for this thread is that Slither is the best campy horror movie ever. Everyone should watch it. It trumps even my beloved original Elm Streets.
But dreams. Johnny Depp blood bath!
I also kept scrolling and see you also were scared of The Ring. Fucking The Ring. That movie still haunts me because TVs do too many weird things.
blergh. I can't handle the real mind fucks like that. Give me full in your face, straight up horror monsters any day.